Shit's even weirder considering the following: >How did she obtain the dog's semen? What veterinary examination is required to obtain this type of sample? >If she wanted to have a sample for research considering that the dog is her patient, she should have the sample in a place like a freezer to preserve it. >In its place, she has the dog semen casually placed in a cup with room temperature NEAR her. It's not even labeled and can be reached by her customers/colleagues, like Arbukle for example. >He has the nerve to tell John that he drank her dog semen sample.
Liz fricks Dogs and tries to casually shrug it off
Shit's even weirder considering the following: >How did she obtain the dog's semen? What veterinary examination is required to obtain this type of sample? >If she wanted to have a sample for research considering that the dog is her patient, she should have the sample in a place like a freezer to preserve it. >In its place, she has the dog semen casually placed in a cup with room temperature NEAR her. It's not even labeled and can be reached by her customers/colleagues, like Arbukle for example. >He has the nerve to tell John that he drank her dog semen sample.
Liz fricks Dogs and tries to casually shrug it off
All those questions are answered by it being Odies' jizz and she just finished collecting it before moving onto Garfeild, hence why it isn't in a freezer.
He wasn't even looking at the cup. Most likely he wanted to break the ice after Garfield's check-up and/or presumed that Liz left some (luke-warm) coffee out for him. Now, the real question is why his olfactory systems malfunctioned to the point where he couldn't discern a protein supplement primarily for aiding pregnant canines with labor (confirmed by J. Davis himself) from the distinct smell of caffeine, which shouldn't be given to dogs btw. Oh, no wait, it's just him being all kooky whenever he's in Liz's presence and Odie's having a guffaw on the floor.
Everyone knows Davis just came up with that silly "pregnancy supplement" line after this strip started getting a lot of attention to avoid controversy. Its dog cum.
It's still weird, anon. When a vet takes samples, they usually puts them in a sterilized container and not in a mug. Second, if she took the sample by herself, it means she jerk offd Odie to get it...
This, he was a farm kid and those kinds of fertility drugs for cattle are commonplace, he just kind of figured that it would also be the case for dogs.
You just know.
Why do you jerk off to this?
I jerk off to everything.
She just finished milking Odie.
Given how many times Garfield has kicked him n the balls I don't think that would work.
because she's a vet
She was saving it for later.
She's a white woman.
>he doesn't carry a mug of emergency dog cum at all times
ngmi
He just knew.
Based
Christcuck bros. . .
>look it up
>it's real
>Liz had a mug of dog spunk on her table
She was doing artificial insemination for a patient with a purebred earlier.
with a coffee mug ?
It's not a mug, it has no handle. Could've just been a plastic container.
Whoever that sperm was for is really gonna be upset she just let Jon guzzle it like that without stopping him.
she's just being mean
Shit's even weirder considering the following:
>How did she obtain the dog's semen? What veterinary examination is required to obtain this type of sample?
>If she wanted to have a sample for research considering that the dog is her patient, she should have the sample in a place like a freezer to preserve it.
>In its place, she has the dog semen casually placed in a cup with room temperature NEAR her. It's not even labeled and can be reached by her customers/colleagues, like Arbukle for example.
>He has the nerve to tell John that he drank her dog semen sample.
Liz fricks Dogs and tries to casually shrug it off
All those questions are answered by it being Odies' jizz and she just finished collecting it before moving onto Garfeild, hence why it isn't in a freezer.
The fact that Jon confused jizz for coffee makes me worry for Odie's health.
It is Jon, after all, pretty sure his IQ is in the double digits.
Jon likes his coffee the way he likes his women- full of dog cum.
He wasn't even looking at the cup. Most likely he wanted to break the ice after Garfield's check-up and/or presumed that Liz left some (luke-warm) coffee out for him. Now, the real question is why his olfactory systems malfunctioned to the point where he couldn't discern a protein supplement primarily for aiding pregnant canines with labor (confirmed by J. Davis himself) from the distinct smell of caffeine, which shouldn't be given to dogs btw. Oh, no wait, it's just him being all kooky whenever he's in Liz's presence and Odie's having a guffaw on the floor.
Everyone knows Davis just came up with that silly "pregnancy supplement" line after this strip started getting a lot of attention to avoid controversy. Its dog cum.
It's still weird, anon. When a vet takes samples, they usually puts them in a sterilized container and not in a mug. Second, if she took the sample by herself, it means she jerk offd Odie to get it...
Jim Davis claims it was canine fertility drugs but dog cum is funnier.
This, he was a farm kid and those kinds of fertility drugs for cattle are commonplace, he just kind of figured that it would also be the case for dogs.
For those who dont mind the joke being ruined, it's actually just a protein supplement to ease birthing in animals.
Her ass looks fat in this
in fact of course
>It's kinda like a pyramid skeem
SMASHED SLAMMED
pass
Kek, I don't know if this is real or fake at this point.
Would be a fine way to end the strip.
wait, is it garfield's?
the cup was also full enough for Jon to lift it and not realize it was empty. Odie must have been eating alot of pineapple and zinc.
The real joke is that he couldn't distinguish t from coffee until she said that. LOL. Coffee drinkers are tards.
Based tea chad
Milk.
Nermal Pene
>penne
>penis
checks out
I doubt anyone likes Arlene, I'm sure more anons like Penelope from the 80s Garfield cartoon more than her
Can confirm. Arlene looks like a horror figure, Penelope like a female cat.
What kind of lunatic keeps a coffee mug full of dog spooge laying around?