>buy ticket to top gun
>walk in to Nope
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>buy ticket to top gun. >walk in to Nope
why would you even watch it if you hate Peele that much?
>He doesn't hatewatch
Not a true Cinemaphileirgin
Top Gun Maverick for the win!
you lose your street cred on /misc/ when you say you liked a movie made by a black man
I liked Get Out because it made fun of democrats that basically want to skin black people and wear them like a skin
so you can properly shit on it. doesnt mean much if you shit on it without watching it.
How about I just don't watch this shit under any circumstance.
I work at a kinoplex and I'd throw your ass out
>t. Pic related
I'd get Corey. He's a big guy
no you wouldn't, its not even a rule he broke, unless he's under 17
This. You're still paying for a ticket and if its at the same time you can just say you changed your mind last minute
Peele already got paid but a toast to you for withholding earnings form distributors, studios, theatres and most importantly israelites.
he still pays for Top Gun which is a Hollywood movie
>buy 100 tickets to Nope
>dont go see it
>nullify you and 99 others who may copy you attempt to deny Peele his money
how about, Nope?
>101 tickets to Top Gun please
in your path*
>101 tickets to Top Gun please
just upped it to 200 tickets to Nope AND a $2000 donation to a BLM affiliated charity, your move chud
Just subscribed to The Daily Wire and smashed the like button
You are Ben's greatest ally.
why does he wear a israelite hat that's the exact same shade of black as his hair
Sort of like camoflauge to blend in with the surrounding goyim
To blend in
Too late, the movie is already projected to make more than half of it's budget back this weekend alone
How many kids did this movie filter?
2
>buy a ticket to top gun
>walk into top gun
but my theaters have reserved seating
>check seat map for Nope
>sit in a seat that isn't reserved
Simple as
the seats have pressure sensors so the usher manning the central computer knows if an unpaid seat is being sat in..
You sound like a paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theorist my guy. I've done this many times lmao
dude I literally got escorted out by a guy with his light wand thingy at a regal, I tried seeing two movies and tried to flash my ticket for the first one quickly but he wanted a close look and told me to get out
He probably saw you walk out of one movie and into another you tard. They don't have this elaborate pressure sensitive seat system with a central operations room monitoring for people not sitting in the right seats. Holy frick I feel moronic even having to explain it to you. Working at a movie theater isn't some Tom Clancy novel
My lived experience > your theory
Reality > your paranoid delusional schizo theory
meds
You think there are control centers at each movie theater monitoring which seats are being sat in bro. Seek help
do you even have a plan to get past the penis inspections?
it only really happens if a dumbass goes into a movie where nobody bought a ticket or like one other did
>Regal cinemas
Well, there's your problem. They probably have people at each auditorium checking tickets.
From personal experience, AMC does not give a FRICK about theater hopping. There are cameras in the lobbies but that is for having video evidence for the police in case there is a crime committed in the theater. (Thank you James.) I have bought a matinee ticket for a show at 11:30 AM and spent the whole day hopping from theater to theater until closing time. Fandango is your friend here since most theaters now don't list the movies playing in each auditorium.
AMC are good for what they are but Carmike was where it was at
>would actually dress up the theaters for big movie events
>free posters of new movies almost always in the lobby
>would give away the frick huge lobby posters
>on at least 1 occasion that I know of a movie was so popular opening night they had it playing on every screen and still had people sitting in the floors and on the steps from late afternoon until closing(godamn 300)
Not that anon but those are real and they're compiling a record on you
Nah, most theaters probably don't give a frick
Is this new Kinoplex lore?
Will I get sent to the popcorn mines for this?
They also have facial recognition and gait recognition that tracks and monitors people and makes sure you throw your trash away if you buy concessions. If you don't throw it away you get detained on your way out and they force you to clean up the whole theater
>going to theaters
lmao nah miss me with that israeli shit
Why not just wait for the movie to come out on digital and torrent it like everyone else?
Its a different experience on the big screen
It's the same movie.
And a different experience. Why not just watch Dunkirk on your phone with a shitty Bluetooth speaker on a crowded bus?
watching movies on your phone is the same as watching it in cinema. You just put your eyes closer.
Because it's too loud and bumpy there. I can just watch it at peace back home.
I think I'd rather just watch top gun
Entertainment media is just a mechanism for sedating the masses. We're starting to realize that and no longer want to pay for the privilege of israelites subverting our culture
You know they assign seats nowadays, go into a kinoplex sometimes you moron.
And? Unless its sold out its not an issue
You do know ushers come around to make sure after checking the sensors on the seats, right? When was the last time you saw a movie not in your bed, you fricking loser?
I work at a theater and there are no sensors on the seats lmao
No you don't because then you would know about the pressure sensors.
post spoilers
The UFO is actually some kind of alien jellyfish thing that eats people and animals but can't digest objects like keys and coins and spits them out. This kills Keith David's character at the beginning.
Steven Yeun and Michael Wincott's characters are eaten by the alien because of the weight of their own hubris.
Daniel Kaluuya's character sacrifices himself at the climax to let Keke Palmer's character have a chance to escape the alien.
After numerous tries to get photographic evidence of the alien, Keke Palmer's character succeeds by using the analog camera at the bottom of a photo-op wishing well in Steven Yuen's character's wild west themed amusement park.
The alien ends up exploding after trying to eat a large helium balloon of Steven Yuen's character.
It's revealed that Daniel Kaluuya's character actually survives at the end. That's the last shot.
Despite how ridiculous all of this sounds; it was actually a good movie.
Is it worth to watch it on IMAX. Honestly im not a fan of Peele but i do dig the format
Put me in the screencap for the inevitable Vice Article
>don't pay for a movie
>yet comes home, posts about it and generates discussion/interest on it
and he does it for free
Yes, some people out there may want to watch the movie in theaters without contributing to the box office. So I'm giving them this little hack
you're contributing to them regardless by talking about it, and you're clearly too stupid to realize it
No I understand what you're saying, you're just not understanding what I'm saying
The theater I went too I got my seat online and it said there was only 3 tickets left. There was maybe 15-20 people when I got there through the whole thing and it was all aisle, front and back. All the middle seats were completely empty but apparently "sold out."
Its called "artificial scarcity"
You get to pick your seat and it said all the others were sold but there was almost no one there
Its called "artificial scarcity" its a marketing technique
>Have Amazon prime.
>Download Amazon prime videos from torrents out of spite.
I unironically do this.
>There used to be a huge fat security guard at the local Carmike
>would physically get into fights with groups of teenagers to kick them out for sneaking into multiple movies
>me and 2 buddies spent almost an entire day sneaking from movie to movie and avoiding him
>had bag of food and drinks
>bathroom breaks were some Solid Snake sneaking mission shits
Once evening started it was piss easy to move around since he was on the black teens asses like flies to shit
Black person I'm not watching that movie even I got paid the ticket price.
>paying for movies
Whenever I saw a movie I really liked I would go to the bathroom after it finished then snuck into another showing to see it again. The wagies never really cared, just gotta act casual.