BUZZ GROOMYEAR OPENED EVEN LOWER THAN THE 51 MIL ESTIMATES

BUZZ GROOMYEAR OPENED EVEN LOWER THAN THE 51 MIL ESTIMATES

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It rounds up moron
    Lightyear is a success

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't even made back half of its budget lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >success
      >by opening 40 million lower than the lowest projections
      I'd hate to see what Disney considers a failure lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It matched the 51 million projection perfectly
        Cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was projected to make 90-150 mil domestically opening weekend lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was projected to make 90-150 mil domestically opening weekend lol

          Not quite. Last week, Lightyear was expected to make up to 135 million worldwide opening weekend, with 70-85 million coming domestically. Needless to say, it fell short on both fronts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, didn't know it was that bad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol who the frick makes these analysis? Off by 40 million there bro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hahahahahahahah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On paper there's no reason why Buzz Lightyear didn't have the potential to be a billion dollar franchise on his own. The problem is that the movie is shit, and John Lasseter would never have done it himself because the idea is so derivative and money grubbing that it would have been beneath him. That means to make the movie, Disney had to rely on a bunch of entitled, narcissistic and talentless hacks to slap something together and they got a hot pile of garbage with no soul or identity.

            For Buzz Lightyear to work as a movie they only had to look at the cartoon to see what would work. Buzz looks like he belongs in a campy, colorful and toyetic world. The Lightyear movie gave us Gears of War. There is no way in hell that a movie like this would have existed in the 90s and kids who saw it would have been bored to fricking tears. They should have looked to the likes of Power Rangers, Xena and other 90s superhero movies for inspiration if the goal was for this to feel like an in-universe movie for the IP.

            I think that was ultimately just a cop out because they knew what they had was total shit and they were trying to cover all their bases. The movie did not flop because kids don't understand why Woody isn't in it, it flopped because it sucks ass. Out of all the things they could have done with it they just made a dreary and plodding ripoff of Interstellar with the art style of an Xbox 360 game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good writeup but what phenotype is this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Asian-ish?HJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sonic 2 opened with 72mil with half of the budget
      Sure buddy, it is a massive success.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pixar has been in a slow motion death spiral ever since Good Dinosaur. They still take just as long to make their movies yet they are no better than the competition who churn out CGI animated features in half the time and budget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I don't have a dog in this moronic fight but this is a huge failure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO NO

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Road to 400 million, it'll surely pick up next week. Once it break even, everything after is pure profit. 8 weeks later and it'll hit 500 mil, it got really good word of mouth.

    • 2 years ago
      CreepyThinMan

      >Road to 400 million, it'll surely pick up next week. Once it break even, everything after is pure profit. 8 weeks later and it'll hit 500 mil, it got really good word of mouth.

      Frick off Yidsney shill!!!FACT!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it'll surely pick up
      OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DOOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They truly are this desperate to shove gay sex scenes down kids throats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Good word of mouth
      Lol, no
      It's a bad movie and side characters are all annoying and the plot is insane
      I checked out when they reveal Zurg is actually evil Buzz from the future and then they fricking kill him. Yes, in this movie Buzz Lightyear kills Buzz Lightyear. what a disaster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t they do that plot point in the cartoon series too? Or something really similar?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Think there was an episode where Zurg claimed he was Buzz's dad, but he was lying. In this one it really is another Buzz from a different timeline, which doesn't even make sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao everyone coming out of this movie is saying it's shit. It's not even like it has that much competiton, which means either A) parents are taking their young kids to see Jurassic Park and Top Gun Maverick instead, or B) they're staying home and watching streaming and Blu-Ray discs.

      I feel sorry for any kid who watches this movie because it's too boring to be a kids' flick. How many months ago did Sonic 2 and The Bad Guys come out? Those are both tons of fun and Lightyear couldn't even figure out who the frick it's made for. Pixar as we knew it is dead and Disney will use this movie's failure to bury them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine that one kid who watch lightyear, and all his friends watched jurassic park . That kids gonna be the odd kid who gets shit on for not knowing the new hot thing.
        >Timmy, you lame, why you went and watched that kiddie show?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buzz Lightyear movie
    >no Tim Allen

    Frick that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame we'll never get another Santa Claus movie with my boy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yo he’s coming back to play Santa in a Santa Clause series tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who wants to tell him?

        Okay, I will. Disney is doing a Santa Clause show for streaming. It's a "passing the torch" story, where it sounds like his replacement is Kumar.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To infinity……. and Im gay

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >everything I don't like is grooming

    I see the chuds have found their nest cuck/incel/soiboi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mad groomer is mad hahaahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t.groomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using twitter and a buzzword to prove a point

        Based moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Look, children, homosexuals are completely normal!
    Frick you Disney.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is, though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's not. Homosexuality, like pedophiles, is a human defect that should be cured, not adopted and embraced as "normal".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing gay to pedo

          You're getting desperate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >comparing gay to pedo
            They're both defects in human mating behaviors and are destructive to human civilization.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Homosexuality is only good for human civilization, since it means fewer people are having babies and contributing to overpopulating the planet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Famine is way better at population control than gays

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Famine is extremely counter-productive for population control. The surviving ones will breed like rabbits and teach their children to breed too, so that if one sibling dies the others can eat the body.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >human civilization
                Is based on the human family, which homosexuals don't create, but DO disrupt by trying to convert normal people into homosexuals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More people is good. More useless shitskins is not. We must purge Africa and use the free up lands for worthy whites and select Asians.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So are incels but you're glad to lurk/post here every day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "incel" is just codeword for people who disagree with you aka almost everyone. No, "almost everyone" don't post here every day

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Gays don't have kids, they have your kids
            Gays and pedo are the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it was you wouldn't have AIDS and monkepox in your ass, kid.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironic use of groom meme
    have a nice day chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry your movie bombed, groomer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much better would it have done if they cut the gay kiss? Realistically speaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to put a dollar figure on a hypothetical, but at least it wouldn't have been banned from a dozen countries and destined for no Chinese release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the average of the 14 countries were 1 million in the box office each, an extra 14 million would put it closer to 100 million, which would look better than where they are now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like there's a lesson here. Hmm. Go woke go, box office poison?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lesson that will not be learned.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the only positive thing in your life is that a children's movie about space toys made a little less money than expected.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seething groomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dilate bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be wrong about everything
      Like what? That same sex people can't normally spawn kids?
      That trannies aren't actually women?
      That corporations are full bent on depopulation?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING PERSONAL KIDDO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mean “NOTHING GROOMSENEL KIDDO”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        XDDDD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When will he stop winning?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >banned in 14 countries
    Disney is fricking moronic lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying this isn't just part of a globohomosexual strategy to see which countries reject the propaganda to then have glowies work specifically on subverting those
      lel pleb

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buzz Groomyear
    TO MORBIDITY AND BEYOND!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    havent been keeping up,
    what was so woke about it? did they make him trans or some shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet another "first" gay Disney scene or something

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love to see them produce a shitty product and lose money for it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney/Pixar movie opening weekend featuring a popular character from a very popular IP
    >Makes $50 million, barely beats Top Gun Maverick which is in its 4th weekend and made $44 million
    Just how big of a failure is this ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just how big of a failure is this ?
      Massive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just how big of a failure is this ?
      Well you know how they say you need to double the budget to break even (Even though it's closer to 2.5x these days) well this will be lucky if it's Box Office even equals it's budget never mind doubling it.
      The good dinosaur had a 200mil budget as well and lost Disney 85mil. Lightyear is doing worse internationally than even that. Best case scenario is Disney losing 100mil on this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope these companies can learn that this trend of reviving shit for the sake of it only further costs them and damages their own reputation

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It hasn't been about money for a long time for these companies. Not the public's anyway.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie has gay shit in it
    >but not Booster and Buzz having raunchy gay alien sex for 2 hours

    miss me with your shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movie cost too much to make anyways. They fricked up in the process of making it. Secret money laundering will balance out the box office low.

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