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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it just the smell of money that gets harrison ford to do this shit? he was classmates with george lincoln rockwell for frick sake, retire or do shit you actually want to do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he still wants to keep busy in old age.
      unfortunately rather than being thoughtful about what projects he spends his limited time on, he just says yes to everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >says yes to everything
        >is a resentful c**t to the fans who like his work
        Why is he like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fans are pieces of shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >know you're in shit and you sold out to be in it
          >feel disdain for people dumb enough to still like it
          I don't see the inconsistency here, actually sounds kinda based
          Obviously would be more based to just not take the jobs, but still.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            90s born queers ans zoomers just can't handle the fact that he's no some gushing soi cuck. I don't think he's ever claimed to be above any type of movie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ford was always clear he's just a dude that does a job and makes money. He's not into the old or nu-hollyweird bullshit, because he got to live thru the end of the old studio system with actors.

              You work.
              You get paid.
              In his case, you go home, frick possibly legal girls while the wife and kids are at home, smoke tons of weed, snort coke, yeet a couple planes on golf courses attempting Hari Kari on the gopher in the Caddy Shack hallucination he was having, and call it a day.

              He's based as frick for saying it like it was.
              When he's fricking with people during interviews it's his best work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just galling to me how he can pretend to be above all this shit and at this point in his life he's been in more utter trash than classics.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No way that's real

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Human Shrek

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He belongs to MonsterVerse
    Kong x Ford

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Hulk? More like Red Bulk! Aint I right fellas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me after shooting my load in your mom

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesnt it look anything like Harrison ford?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harrison Ford
    Didnt even know he was still acting, let alone willing to join a AAA production.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was in indy 5 last year

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Jason Genova.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i havent seen a Misfits video since 2020

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude has a vegana in his armpit.

      But who is man enough to frick that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It piss m'lard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's sick, it's possible
      Makes me wanna eat BK

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the final product is worse. Would actually watch the movie just for this

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'll show up for like 10 minutes sitting down like in Blade Runner 2047 and the rest will be pajeet CGI.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the Indian Mr Hyde

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he just looks like some jacked Kunta Kinte Black person

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frick? a chemical burned downs syndrome man?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kinda looks like that botched restoration of that jesus painting that was memed a decade ago

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Infraggable Krunk

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dios mio! El ogro de las americas!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They realize having him with a moustache would look even stupider so they had to get rid of it

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks that Hulk's movie rights being stuck in the hands of Universal and Disney's general aversion to showing anything that isn't mass marketable to every audience means that we'll never get any Immortal Hulk body horror kino on the big screen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn have an ang lee adaptation of future imperfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't they own TriStar at one point? They made some stuff with blood and gore. This could be done through TriStar. There needs to be enough people asking for it. Unironically if you tried you might be able to Twitter pressure them into it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Tristar is Sony

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean William Hurt in Hulk 2 right?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek, he looks like an even more moronic version of Jekyll and Hyde from Van Helsing 2004

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Wait wait. Red hulk is dad bod now?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does the funko come out?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahaha

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