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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah nice try, homosexuals. Come back when you've figured out germ theory or clothing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inert dumbass

      Magic rocks I tell you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The aliens overestimated humanity's intelligence; they thought they would've wiped out all disease similarly to themselves on Mars.
      Didn't realize that humans were buttfricking morons with poop germs everywhere.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would we wipe out vital parts of our eco-structure? Are the Martians Maoists?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not confirming there weren't diseases before attacking

        skill issue

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they don't screw this up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paying for early access

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      desire to know more intensifies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok it looks terrible. Graphics look like they are from a game before the movie even came out.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's a graphicshomosexual
          ngmi

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I had to agree with the moron, the videos looking kinda ass. The only other game the dev/pub have done is some ass game where you fight fires.

          it's a fan game tf where you expecting?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok it looks terrible. Graphics look like they are from a game before the movie even came out.

        >trekshitter is a moron
        Not much of a surprise there

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          demos look promising

          I had to agree with the moron, the videos looking kinda ass. The only other game the dev/pub have done is some ass game where you fight fires.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The RTS was kino of the highest proportions. It was Jeff Wayne's version, with the remixes.

      The Playstation 1 game was hot ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      demos look promising

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this one is good too
      https://siberiawotw.com/en

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks super lame, the trailer is just ps1 scenes of the movie.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i showed my gf this movie last week and she didnt like it

    🙁

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But now you can watch Scary Movie 4 with her

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would you ever watch Scary Movie 4?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not great but I also don't think it's as terrible as everoyne makes it out to be. But I also think 3 is the best so maybe I'm just moronic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek that was the plan, i also showed her shit like The Matrix trying to raise her with our culture and movies from back in the day

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this made millenials cry and poop their pants in fear
    >tfw speilberg discovered the brown note and exposed it to millions

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    UUUUUUUUUUULLLLAAAAAAA

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this the first movie/show that depicted turning people into a cloud of ash as a more family-friendly onscreen death? It seems to have been a thing the last couple of decades.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember they did it in X-Men 3 The Last Stand when Jean was massacring soldiers by just turning them into dust. horrific stuff but kept it PG-13

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schindler's List did it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ruined by the screaming girls

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told you! I already found a replacement for Zimmer!
    Now piss off, you're ruinin' cheeky nandos!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a cunning plan: we go underground

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WITH JUST A HANDFUL OF MEN
      >WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, I've been thinking, sir. We're in quite a pickle with those Martians around. So, I've got a plan.
      >A plan? I hope it involves something slightly more rational than your usual schemes, like cooking a rat over an open flame.
      >Oh no, sir! This plan is brilliant! We're going to build a whole new world, sir, underground!
      >Underground? Oh, marvelous. Just what I've always dreamt of. Living like a mole, surrounded by the smell of damp socks and despair.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BURRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTHHHTHTH

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just found this kino little channel
    https://www.youtube.com/@waroftheworlds1934

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So humanities screwed in the 2005 adaptation right? Like we know that the tripods have been buried there for a long time since we never see any depictions of them by any culture. Not even cave paintings. So we can assume that the tech is probably old. So what if the Aliens are coming in multiple waves. The first one being colonizers and shocktroops. What about subsequent forces? Imagine how much more advanced their tech is.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE A MILLION TO ONE HE SAID

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minges vs Martians
    Who wins?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick can you be so advances and plan shit for thousands years only to forget that there are bacteria and viruses on a fricking earth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe earth is a special case where germs "evolve" much more faster. Like the germs existed when they planted the tripods.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They consumed human blood. They were exposed to all of our germs and virus at the same time.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone read picrel? Can I get a greentext? I'm a very slow reader.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Baxter doesn't understand the source material.
      A fricking torpedo ram took out 2 Martian tripods.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WITH THE SMOKE OF BATTLE CLEARING
    OVER GRAVES IN WAVES DEFILED
    SLOWLY DISAPPERING
    FAREWELL THUNDERCHILD!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how 90% of all depictions of the tripods are terrible

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