Cabin in the Woods 2 when??

Cabin in the Woods 2 when??

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >scarecrow folk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ronald the intern

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that.
    Freddy got fingered 2 when?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More horror movies come out nowadays that are """deconstructions""" of 30+ year old movies than earnest horror movies.
    When the first cabin came out, it was a good time for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for us to get to the point where young people don't even know what the deconstructions are deconstructing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post-Post Modernism is either going to be a realization that genre landmarks are there for a reason, or an even harsher rejection of them in the name of “””originality”””

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you watch the first one? The world ended.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if it's horrormovieworld, then can't it "reboot"?
      Actually, a movie premise of a reboot where the characters remember the original movie might be kind of kino if written correctly...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be a prequel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah. That would be interesting too. To see how they got away with it for so long & the choices they had to make.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'd be cool if they implied that it became more and more corporate/white collar as time went on. Maybe go back about 100 years so you can see a better balance between rationalization and ancient rituals.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The corporate mindset. What if the people running the thing, the actual blue & white collar workers on it were actually told it was big Gods forcing them to do this, so they had to do it, but it was really a large sick black market snuff live action snuff film. But the only way to get people to work for them is to have it be the highest clearance & some stupid story so they would do the horrible things they were paid to do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Starting in the 1930s…

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What could part 2 be about? The giants stomping the world?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >molesting tree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They had to move it to the right so no one reads it as "raping tree".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was actually a movie, I think it was B-tier movie. Basically a tree that killed people and stuck its wood in someone. I forget what it was called.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there was also the tree rape in Evil Dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's this obscure lost media movie called The Evil Dead

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Metashit
    Hard pass

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cabin in the woods in space
    >Set 9000 years after gods destroyed earth in the year 2010, sending all men back into apedom
    >Humanity, now rebuilt, has learned from past mistakes and was able to appease the gods for everlasting peace
    >until now...

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UNLEASH THE RONALD

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Richard Jenkins was the only good part of this shitty movie. I hate these “deconstructions” where the screenwriters act like geniuses for pointing out obvious genre tropes

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not having any more movies is also part of the deconstruction.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this was a good "twist" when i saw it
    but i dont remember it. wonder how it holds up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was soft disclosure for when the truth comes out about all the regular people who are watched & controlled/manipulated for entertainment purposes. It started out as a experiment, but went bad & off the tracks. People selling footage on the black market, murders off people who try to talk, etc.
      They want people to blame it on Murdering Gods & not the actual greedy power hungry pigs who are actually running it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh huh. Fascinating. Thanks for the insight.

        Totally unrelated, but have you taken your meds yet lately? As in, medication.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Goddard make any more movies? What he made was pretty good.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a take on found footage films and I'll watch it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So vhs only from the corp perspective making it a night/day of riffing on "movies" and that b***h from accounting?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mormans
    >No Votes
    It do be like that. Also, why are goblins only allowed for dismemberment?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the office meets monster of the week

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