How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>Call it.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Alright. Dubs then.
Mediocre
I share a name with the most pathetic mass shooter I can think of.
JUST
I married into these digits
Perfect.
yawn
call who?
I would lean on the counter, and riff around a little, but I appendix carry, and I would pull out my gun and shoot his coconut head with a hollow point bullet from a .45 cal before he saw it coming. The blood spray would hit me, and I would lick the blood off my face afterwards
Put on ear and eye protection beforehand.
That stuff is for queers I’m afraid. I shoot a 6 millimeter, which is larger than it sounds and a hunting round, and I don’t use ear protection. You have to be firing off rounds all day every day to get hearing damage, your ears ringing a bit isn’t bad for you unless it’s repetitive for an extended period
>.45 gay is a try hard and cringe
No fricking way.
… what did you just call me?
i once used a .45 round as a buttplug because this bussy is TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT
for me? a desert eagle with 12 inch barrel
>I would lean on the counter, and riff around a little
The moment you do this your brain is catching a fricking bullet from Anton
>Nice hair
I believe giving him a compliment would cause him to have a mental breakdown
the dude talking to him never got mad. just shit his pants. so i guess i'd respond that way too?
>*glare at him*
>Are you autistic or something?
"No, I'm a member of the 'coin boy' subculture."
>Wow, that's incredibly rude of you. I didn't realise this institution was biased against neurodivergent pxple. You're on the wrong side of history, sir.
Heads I win, tails you lose
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
aaaaaaaaaaaaand filtered that one out as well. Tired of these forced reddit memes.
Be better
go back
>SIR, I AINT AT LIBERTY TO GIVE OUT NO INFORMATION
People who made casual talk got offed so I'll respond with formal language like the desk lady
I would just stretch and make a noise sounding somewhat like it was a yawn and say “ah… this is a long day. Did you do anything over the weekend?”. That’s how I normally fill any bump in a conversation
you learned the wrong lesson, sugar fled AFTER he heard a toilet flush
I would press the button beneath my desk, activating my remote toilet (I use it to splash people I don’t like’s ass), causing brown sugar to flee
The most powerful character in the movie
take out the shotgun I have behind the counter and call him a Black person
I wouldn't respond. I would listen, and that's what no one did.
Surely it would be a little anti-social to not respond after just being asked to call heads or tails. Anton is a social and very down to earth person, you can’t just leave him hanging if he asks you to call it
The coin ain't got no say, mister.
>Are you going to ban me?
>me when janny gives me a 15 minute block
I actually had to sit through a 15min block before I could post that kek
How? I get a 3 day ban for posting legitimate movie discussion threads all the time.
I'm honestly not sure. Jannies on Cinemaphile are absurdly strict, unlike any other board I use
Yeah every once in a while I'll shitpost on Cinemaphile and they only give me one of the 15 minute or less bans.
Last ban I got was for asking which highlander movies I should watch.
Yeah Cinemaphile hates when people talk about different anime instead of just posting in waifu threads
Sure but I. Saying they're a lot more lax. Cinemaphile is a shithole though whenever I find an actually good anime and post about it there my thread doesn't get any replies meanwhile e-girl waifu and gay slice of life threads run the entire board.
Cinemaphile is worse
it depends on whether the mod is feeling "dysphoric" that day or cranky from his dilation session
>What you got ain't nothin' new. This janny's hard on people
If you post on payday, the jannies are at the bank so you can say anything you want
payday? how much do the jannies get paid?
>that depends... do you cp?
10/10
okay i call it
sides
the coin will land perfectly on its side
thats my call and i bet youre too much of a homosexual ass b***h to make it happen. lol look at that haircut of course you cant fliip a coin and make it land on its side ahahahahahahaha frickin loser get out of my store unless you can side coin
oh you cant?
rekd sugar or should i say sweet n low
Tails never fails
>Get the frick out of my store you moronic Hispanic.
>*unzips gun*
Get them on board i'll call it in
the clerk had a perfectly good gun behind the counter, as all Texas stores did @1980. Most still do. Some creep comes in and starts acting in a menacing manner, you blow him away without a thought. This whole movie was stupid.
"Here, stand still while I put this against your forehead and kill you"
>"Here, stand still while I put this against your forehead and kill you"
The funny part is, that actor in that scene isn't an actor at all he's just a random guy from Marfa, TX that they hired to be in the movie. Along with a crop of other chars with small parts.
t. family in marfa
that part never struck me as odd, many people will just comply with someone who appears to have authority over them.
Chigurh spits a cashew right into your eye as you squeeze the trigger which fricks up your shot. Youll blow nothing but the bags of cheetos on the shelf. Before you can recover your vision Chigurh would have already teleported behind you and slit your throat with a quarter. Your plan is stupid
Favorite board lads? I'm partial to Cinemaphile even though I spend all my time on Cinemaphile for some reason.
use to like Cinemaphile until it became too repetitive
for me, it’s Cinemaphile
slow board, but the mix of jock and autistic can produce incredible kino
i like Cinemaphile
i used to like Cinemaphile until the constant shitposts by troons and /n/iggers
pdub and trash
you're a guaranteed /misc/tard
shoot his moronic haircut having beaner ass and call ICE
check em
It is a fictional character from a movie also it's name is Pennywise