Call me a contrarian, but Kyle is my favorite character in She-Ra. Also, how hung is he?

Call me a contrarian, but Kyle is my favorite character in She-Ra.

Also, how hung is he?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how hung is he?
    Pretty hung if he was able to become Man-At-Arms.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      neverwatched this show

      what is this about?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is this about?
        His VA went on to be Man-At-Arms in the CG He-Man.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noelle cut her breasts off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now he's Nate, which is good for him. Question is, why do (You) care?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that has to do with Kyle because???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the people who are triggered by that are also the most likely to talk shit about their breasts even if they'd kept them. so what you have to say doesn't matter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had to cope with the show bombing somehow.

      That Netflix watch report coming out really opened eyes to just how badly this shit flopped. I mean we all sort of knew people weren't watching it, but ranking in the 4000's was all sorts of surprising. For context, Mystery Inc's ranking is 1360 Which is also higher than Korra at 1465, kek But hey, at least Netflix has Boss Baby. Yes, it did shockingly well. Boss Baby. Just a reminder Parrot Analytics said this shit was totally in demand and in the top 10 of streaming, because some twats on twitter talked about it. In reality, it fricking tanked.

      So, OP, enjoy whichever character you like, you and all three other fans of this show can share notes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That Netflix watch report coming out really opened eyes to just how badly this shit flopped.

        Link?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          His ass most likely. Every time someone claims this show "bombed" their evidence is super fricking flimsy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here you go!

          https://assets.ctfassets.net/4cd45et68cgf/1HyknFM84ISQpeua6TjM7A/97a0a393098937a8f29c9d29c48dbfa8/What_We_Watched_A_Netflix_Engagement_Report_2023Jan-Jun.xlsx

          His ass most likely. Every time someone claims this show "bombed" their evidence is super fricking flimsy.

          Oh yeah, super fricking flimsy.

          You know, those numbers. That are released, and have been for months. Those solid numbers in a nice little spreadsheet.

          It never stops being funny watching someone new find out "Hey holy shit this show bombed harder than Voltron."

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My little pony season 1 is still at rank 505

            Fricking how. I mean that's not the best or anything but holy shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But anon, Netflix wasn’t willing to break a contract with Dreamworks on an already paid for show when other shows were succeeding! I mean if they’re not willing to jeopardize stuff like Trollhunters, which is still pulling numbers, then clearly it wasn’t the bomb nobody watched that those patriarchy numbers suggest. After all, five already paid for and costly to break contract on seasons!

            Thank fricking god shareholders finally demanded some numbers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Trollhunters
              I cant open the link on my phone since I don’t have a spreadsheet app, how’d my boy rank?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rank 690 with 28,500,000 watched. So, really good!

                The other two chapters, uh... not so good. Wizards is rank 2325 and 3 below is 3132 respectively. So, you can kind of see why the movie was "Trollhunters, the movie". Like that one joke about the first avengers being called Iron Man And the Avengers if the other two movies bombed. Guess it kind of helped? 2439 for the movie. It brought people back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                MY BOY

                Yeah I didn’t like the sequels either and fricking despised that movie, this is nothing but a win for me

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hours viewed from January to June 2023

            >She-Ra ran from 2018-2020

            I don't think this proves what you think it proves.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Uh, did you miss Mystery Inc and Trollhunters there? Did you miss My Little Pony season 1? Do you know when that aired, and when it's final season was?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Had to cope with the show bombing somehow.
        it had 5 seasons, sounds like you are the one coping

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >show from 2020 is not watched a lot in 2023
        this is not the w you think it is, the report only evaluates 6 months in 2023, the show is old enough that everyone that wanted to watch it already watched it but not old enough to have the "nostalgia watch".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but not old enough to have the "nostalgia watch".
          Do you think that everyone does a nostalgia watch at once? Like people are just flock nostalgia watching One Piece Water Seven on a cue?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle Saga thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope! But I'm hoping to storytime this weekend if possible. It's gonna be a fairly action-heavy chapter!

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of 10!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he the same age as Adora and Catra?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he’s not a kid.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder, would you have any art requests for Kyle and Scorpia?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you art-gay?
      Cause I like to see Scorpia grab Kyle by the bussy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only straight shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have Scorpia spot Kyle and Kyle is bench pressing weights that he clearly can't hold onto. Scorpia resting her big fat scorpion tats on the barbell/Kyle's face is optional.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liking Kyle is racist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show they care more about identity than personality.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the Steven Universe eyes?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got that meme where a gigachad says Kyle is his favorite character?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks m8

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I would suck off Kyle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bit gay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bit too gay for me. I'd kiss him and frick his butthole, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, WE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      problem with gay fantasies is that they suck irl. i'd love to maybe blow a bottom and kiss his load into his mouth and then get blow myself, perhaps even with his load as a kinda lube. problem is, i dont want throat stds or throat cancer. i also dont want to frick an ass, that's gross. fingering a guy while jerking him sounds good though. idk, rather just use the fantasy as edge material.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've sucked off a few guys and I really love it. Never swallowed tho.
        I've only fricked a pussy and been fricked in the ass. Never put my dick in a butt. I've gotta try it at least once. I'll def use a condom tho. Cleanliness.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont care how clean an ass is, no way im putting my dick in

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does your gf feel about that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What like she's never sucked a dick?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro really asks his gf permission to suck twink dick what a fricking beta, might as well give her your balls too so you don't use them for anything she doesn't approve of

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              gf?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh and
              >twink
              nasty

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not welcome here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anyone who calls themselves a twink is someone youd should stay miles away from

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've sucked off a few guys and I really love it. Never swallowed tho.
        I've only fricked a pussy and been fricked in the ass. Never put my dick in a butt. I've gotta try it at least once. I'll def use a condom tho. Cleanliness.

        i dont care how clean an ass is, no way im putting my dick in

        It's not hard to clean an ass. I have this cheap thing that sprays water into the hole. Works wonders. Never had shit on my dick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          still aint fricking an ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's cool. I guess it's not for everyone.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >families dead or lost forever
    >childhood of nothing but abusive military training
    >fed awful chemical tofu or in Kyle's case fricking nothing
    >suffer daily in a war against priviliged magical superbeings
    >cast out into a wasteland afterwards
    >heroes genuinely, canonically do not give a frick about them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why a spinoff should happen. either sea-ra and the star siblings and/or a side story where huntara leads a clandestine infiltration squad with kyle, rogelio, lonnie, and double trouble against intergalactic gangs trying to take over after the power vaccuum left by horde prime

      instead we got shitty fricking nimona

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they not feed Kyle?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuz they are shit friends

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why?, what do you like so much about him?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post more Kyle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      too effeminate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cute don't listen to this incel

      too effeminate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he should go to the gym with me, so i can help hin get lean as frick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sippin lean at the gym?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lean meaning what? hgh? frick no

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, you're a contrarian.

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