>Called Art the Clown. >Looks more like a mime

>Called Art the Clown
>Looks more like a mime

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >called op the homosexual
    >looks more like a Black person

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifier is troony repellent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movies like this and Martyrs are so fricking boring. Especially the latter because people pretend like Martyrs is high art or something

      The gore shit for the sake of gore is the worst shit in horror movies. At least tell a good story or do some weird shit like old b movies did. I'd rather watch Bloodsucking Freaks over Martyrs or Terrifier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Martyrs
        what's this shit about?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          World War 2 German POWs (men & women) gets experimented amerijews and Britjews.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Basically woman gets beat up and tortured but it’s all part of a process so her torturers to see le Heaven so it’s sooper heckin deep o.o and no normgroids, it’s not torture porn it’s heccin badass flippin French new wave extremism god I feel like such an epic badass saying that every time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do some weird shit like old b movies did
        This is exactly what Terrifier 2 does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does seem to piss trannies off a lot for some reason. Maybe because Terrifier is one of the last remnants of "old horror" from back when the world was scary and transphobic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony plebbit reaction image, go back

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found the troony.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't take a troony to see a shit shill thread

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like the movie and I'm not a shill though

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Takes a troony not to enjoy Art the Kino Killer Klown.

                Remember people: These movies are so lame the director has to go on Cinemaphile nightly and shill this shit to try to drum up viewers. How fricking weak is that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                T2 made him a multi-millionaire, he's probably sitting on an island somewhere

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember people: These movies are so lame the director has to go on Cinemaphile nightly and shill this shit to try to drum up viewers. How fricking weak is that? He tries to convince people he's a millionaire off this crap. Next he'll blab about all the women that want to frick him.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping troony.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This will save me time for when you make your next thread in 2 hours

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so btfo'd all he could do was turn his reply into a pic and send it again
                Embarrassing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                This will save me time for when you make your next thread in 2 hours

                I mean, what else is there to say but the truth.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon (You): Portrait of a troony (based on a true story)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >(You): Portrait of a troony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said anon

                Anon (You): Portrait of a troony (based on a true story)

                (You) though, therefore it's you. Also yes I was referencing that movie title.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant

                [...]
                Remember people: These movies are so lame the director has to go on Cinemaphile nightly and shill this shit to try to drum up viewers. How fricking weak is that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't calling you a troony, I agree that

                [...]
                Remember people: These movies are so lame the director has to go on Cinemaphile nightly and shill this shit to try to drum up viewers. How fricking weak is that?

                is a troony. Just thought it was funny and wanted to post the Henry poster.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh lmao

                Look at these dumb fricks, screwing up their own insults

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was no insult except towards you, troon. Hope you're enjoying your pride month where everyone's realizing how disgusting you are and every company is ditching you because it's bad optics.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at this buck broken troony, every day seething over a horror movie

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was no insult except towards you, troon. Hope you're enjoying your pride month where everyone's realizing how disgusting you are and every company is ditching you because it's bad optics.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for the (You).
                What were your thoughts on them making Pinhead a troony in Huluraiser?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care, you're the one pushing the troony meme for some reason. Guess you have no real response to the fact your film is crap and that's why you need to make a shill thread every five minutes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I really don't care
                I thought it was gross tbh. I don't want the horror to be real kek.
                >film is crap
                Terrifier 2 is a great slasher and the fact that people are still making Terrifier threads is proof they're doing something right. Stay seething.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                making threads for your own film doesn't count.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your own film
                Shit when do I start getting the money from it?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                make one that isn't shit, then people will pay you to see it and you won't have to make threads nightly.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I need to make a new movie when you already gave me the rights to Terrifier? What money do I get from that?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Takes a troony not to enjoy Art the Kino Killer Klown.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope? i know the production team and this isn’t true lmao

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a mime/clown hybrid.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks a lot op once I saw art again (which I had not done since seeing Terrifyer 2 in capital city) I started uncontrollably shifting and pissing and farting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where’s the capital city meme come from

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrifier 2 didn't have a wide theatrical release but it had a limited release where anons had to go to their "capital cities" to watch it, due to local theaters not showing it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It had a pretty wide release. I saw it the night it came out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indian guy seething that he had to go to "Capital City" to see it. Should have saved, original posts were funny.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies like this and Martyrs are so fricking boring. Especially the latter because people pretend like Martyrs is high art or something

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrifier is good because the lead actor makes Art somehow likeable and goofy despite being an extremely violent serial rapist, which is the entire shtick. It's a simple formula played well and his design is memorable too.

      Now dogshit torture movies like House of a pepe thousand rejects? I don't understand how those ever got popular

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't describe either movie as boring at all. At least Terrifier 2 and the not remake Martyrs. The only naysaying I remember hearing from Terrifier 2 in theaters was about the movie introducing Nightmare on Elm Street or Evil Deat style supernatural stuff into the series, and that kind of discourse is way above boredom.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    clowns are a type of mime, and by the law of clown inheritance, a clown may possess attributes considered primitive in mimes

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    in the movie, is his face make up or just what he looks like?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadistic mime seemed like such an obvious choice for a slasher movie. Why did nobody do it before?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. He can mime stuff and then it impacts people like he was really holding a rope or chainsaw or whatever. Only problem is you'd need somebody who is actually good at acting.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    iirc it's based on gaygliaci's clown or/we their names is who wrote that 1800s opera
    maybe also the pierrot french clowns from around that same time

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he could handle Art?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably was a clown before he became a demon

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s played by a mime

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like the clown from that Powerpuff Girls episode that lost his color and decided to be an butthole

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Art the Clown? More like, Fart the Clown.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT'S funny

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    canonically going to the circus

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When a clown puts on make up you laught with him, when a man puts on make up you laugh at him.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    art the merchant and his ritual murders

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le Reddit Clown
    You absolutely NEED to go back. There's NOTHING for you here.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Art supernatural or not?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes in All Hallow's Eve (non-canon) and Terrifier 2, no in Terrifier 1. The demon girl in 2 resurrected him and made him supernatural.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrifier 2 > Terrifier > All Hallows Eve (The alien part was fricking stupid) >>>>> All Hallows Eve 2 (Dogshit movie)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree with Terrifier 2 being the best but I liked the AHE alien part. I love monster suits though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien suit was awesome but the scene sucked

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did people really faint and vomit during kinoplex viewings of this terror-a-thon movie after all the floppers came out last 'ween?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it twice. I was alone when I saw it opening night. Went back and saw it again a couple weeks later and the whole crowd laughed their asses off at the gore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, I only saw it on youtube

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw teens sneaking in because they couldn't buy tickets otherwise and wowing at the bedroom torture scene, and a whole family leaving the theater at the end freaking out all the way into the parking lot about what they'd just seen.

        And why are Art's teeth that ugly? Is it all the cannibalism?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          art is supposed to be the image of an incel so him having bad hygiene is normal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people vomited.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Silently had his throat slashed wide open before being decapitated, after getting beaten to shit
    >even Michael Myers wheezed and was heard grunting sometimes when getting hurt

    Art's truly devoted to the craft

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    art's design is lifted from that of the 17th century french clown/pantomime/simp stock character pierrot aka pierrot lunaire
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize that because in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark the nerdy character gets exasperated when he intends to dress as Pierrot for Halloween and almost everyone calls him a clown, except the Stacy character, which pleasantly surprised him.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he sound like a mime?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > It's another Farty the Clown thread.
    These movies are shit.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was Doug Walker in clown makeup

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The girls in his movies are cute!
    The director had sex with all of them?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Terrifier 3 is confirmed and right now the media is in a frenzy about how Barbie and Oppenheimer (rated R for whatever reason, the trailer doesn't really show why), what movie led by a female icon should open against Super Art? Methinks M3gan 2.0.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Art vs M3GAN would be very kino.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Totally, but from the current market I think Chucky has dibs on that first.

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