*calls you a retard*

*calls you a moron*

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would find that extremely hot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s 14.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of 10!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le 9/11 inside joke
          seek mental help

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She should have breasts and be a little curvy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, please, I can only be so erect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is that black girl I was telling you about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding out she’s black was like finding out Santa isn’t real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're talking a about the creator right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding out she’s black was like finding out Santa isn’t real.

      Zoey's the black girl
      Nikki's white

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finding out she’s black was like finding out Santa isn’t real.

      Not with that hair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE'S WHAT

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the attempts to ban that word have already backfired online with people already saying "neurodivergent" in the same context just to demonstrate the meaninglessness of the euphenism treadmill

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? Neurodivergent is not at all used in the same context. Nobody throws around "neurodivergent" as an insult.
        A better example would be Tiktok users inventing censored slurs like "restarted"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Neurodivergent
          Piss off ND

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic
          >slur
          Huh? Are you moronic?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing with moron and all words that attempt to replace it will always end up becoming derogatory since they always mean calling someone next level stupid, and stupid/idiot on its own is a common insult. moron used to be the accepted term, it replaced mongoloid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never heard of Neurodivergent being used as an insult. You must be smoking some that Za if you believe it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how you're moronic enough to think thats true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? Neurodivergent is not at all used in the same context. Nobody throws around "neurodivergent" as an insult.
        A better example would be Tiktok users inventing censored slurs like "restarted"

        >t. Neurodivergent
        Piss off ND

        You're just mad because I have special awesome YA brain powers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          being an ESL is not a superpower

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There has always been an arms race between the powers that be inventing new euphemisms for moronation and those euphemisms becoming the new insult. Even moronic was the nice way of saying it, once upon a time. That's why they've started using more and more cumbersome terms lately.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All words for it will eventually become politically incorrect, specifically because being moronic is awful

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If ignorance is bliss then morons are the only happy people.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rape

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who from what?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nikki Maxwell from Dork Diaries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ok rowley now hit the second tower
        MY SIDES!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stick figure
        >stick figure; girl
        Would I be out of line for thinking this is a reflection of the self image of young boys vs the self image of young girls

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it’s really accurate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean girls think theyre really unique and boys think they’re run of the mill?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sort of, I think boys have a lower amount of inherent self-worth and they feel there’s nothing special about them in most given situations, where girls, especially growing up in a world of fashion and dating, are more likely to see themselves as pretty and something the other people in a given room are happy to look at. Kind of like girls feel they deserve attention and boys do not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its actually fricked how the male diary protag is an utter narcistical sociopath and the female diary protag is a self insert for normal girls
        and yet the male one is massivly more well known

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just that one's more interesting than the other.
          Wimpy Kid also had multiple films, which helps a lot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid I always loved how close to insanity Greg was. He was the person I wish I could be because I too dealt with some of the worst morons imaginable at school. His frown says it all.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not actually black... right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think it’s ever stated or even relevant. One of the friends is a Latina at least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. The official website has colored pics of her and she's your basic white girl. Though I myself was surprised that she had brown hair instead of blonde.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semi-related, but why can other pieces of childrens media get away with much more than cartoons?
    I saw a live action kids show the other day where they had an explicit incest plotline. It wasn't an old TV show either. And yet you can't even mention spin the bottle in a cartoon without S&P sperging out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perception.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perception.

      When cartoons do it, it's considered "predatory"
      Also you're less likely to have a parent walk in on their kids reading whatever
      A mom isn't gonna comb through Animorphs to notice all the fricked up subject matter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I saw a live action kids show the other day where they had an explicit incest plotline
      They did that on All Grown Up too you know.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I saw a live action kids show the other day where they had an explicit incest plotline
      SAUCE
      NOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I saw a live action kids show the other day where they had an explicit incest plotline
      Andy Mack had a plotline where the main character's sister is actually her mother and her parents sre actually her grandparents. Kids shows get away with a lot nowadays.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care enough to try to think of why. But I feel like the hierarchy of "how much a kids media can get away with" goes like.

      Books > comics/graphic novels > movies > television animation

      I never actually thought about if there was a live action tv vs animation tv split before now, but that makes sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder why. Maybe it's to due with production? Books and comics are relatively cheaper to make than movies and TV for instance, so maybe the costs of controversy doesn't weigh so much.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read dork diaries, how does it compare to other "Diary comics"(Dear dumb diary, Diary of a wimpy kid, Amelia rules...)etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amelia Rules
      >Diary comic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The style of writing is really aggravating, I think the author hasn’t realized that we left le penguin of d00m behind in like 2012. The way the universe bends over backwards to give the MC everything she wants gets pretty old by the 10th book but hey, the art is cute and the scenarios can be funny sometimes. 3/10 Brianna sexo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think the author hasn’t realized that we left le penguin of d00m behind in like 2012.
        Is it really that dated or is just par for the course of the series being about a teenage girl?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it was really accurate then she would be dropping even more R bombs than she normally does

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does she really say moron in one of the books? Which one?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              multiple times in the first book, which of course have been reprinted and edited out by now

              (they still haven't touched the bit where she calls Mackenzie a schizo though)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                haha, awesome

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >penguin of d00m
          What's that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon please don't, I already feel old.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tell us a story Grandanon, from the early 2000s!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
            DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

            love and waffles,

            t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Children still talk like this just with more skull emojis and different slang

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think the author hasn’t realized that we left le penguin of d00m behind in like 2012.
        Is it really that dated or is just par for the course of the series being about a teenage girl?

        The writer is like a 50/ then 40 year old black woman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The writer is like a 60/ then 50 year old black woman
          Fixed, she was born in 1959.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Amelia Rules isn't a diary comic
      2. I'd unironically dig an Amelia Rules styled diary comic that actually has the emotional depth and character development that series has. Let the characters age dammit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my opinion going by those four and based on my experiences with them
      Amelia Rules > Dear Dumb Diary > Diary of a Wimpy Kid > Dork Diaries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        personally I'd put DDD over ameilia rules. I just think it's more funny and the drawings are more entertaining

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair
          Amelia edged out for me because of the more emotional beats and I love how it uses comics as a medium (which isn't a fair comparison given it's not an actual diary comic)
          Then again I haven't read the entirety of DDD so I wouldn't know if it tackles the same level of subject matter or character development

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb diary and wimpy kid both came out in 2004

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, I know (unless I'm mistaken) that technically speaking it's only been like a year tops in-universe for the series (apparently there are whole books that span a month to even a week max) but do teenage girls still talk like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      finding out that the knockoff wimpy kid series is still going is as shocking as finding out that it was written by an old black lady

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jamie is hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know Diary of a Wimpy Kid itself is still going on right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          and the author flat out said if he can still make money off those books, he'll keep pumping em out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't he try to make Greg less sociopathic in recent books because he hates it when people call him that?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not surprised IIRC like the 4th or 6th one actually straight up copypasted some of one of the previous books.

            Doesn't he try to make Greg less sociopathic in recent books because he hates it when people call him that?

            Tbh I never got the "Greg is a sociopath" thing, his mom and Manny seemed way more insane and it kinda seemed like Greg was more or less just coping with that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He treats Rowley like a pet

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rowley is blatantly subhuman in intelligence it's honestly a beneficial arrangement.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I never got the "Greg is a sociopath" thing
              >Rarely ever smiles, usually only when something bad that benefits him happens
              >Treats his one and only friend like dirt
              >Never apologizes or takes blame for anything he does (or doesn't do)
              >Very comfortably lies to the people around him to get what he wants
              Greg is a sick kid compared to the rest of the other kids he hangs with.

              Doesn't he try to make Greg less sociopathic in recent books because he hates it when people call him that?

              The new books and recent movies really tries to downplay all of Greg's bad qualities. The Disney+ animated movies and newer books basically treat Greg like he's way younger than what he actually is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The DOAWK fandom is weird to me because it exists but people will openly admit the series has run its course ala Zombie Simpsons and that they'd rather just shitpost with the characters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's most fandoms for shows that ran their course. Simpsons, Family Guy, Spongebob, etc.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Greg would not look like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it was written by an old black lady
        Reminds me how I found out Fred Perry is black

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jamie Kelly
        Huh, Jim Benton made additional Dear Dumb Diary comics in 2020

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The comics were kind of lame, but the song was pretty based. Wonder how or why he did it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also liked his Franny K Stein series

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Dear Dumb Diary
            >Franny K. Stein
            >It's Happy Bunny
            >Sweetypuss
            Christ, this fricker was everywhere.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently some network exec wanted to make a cartoon series but Jim didn't agree to it because they wanted Franny to be in high school and be envious of the popular girl
            In retrospect, that exec should have gone with trying to get a Dear Dumb Diary series made

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I was thinking about a DDD series last night. It would've been better than whatever the frick the Hallmark Musical was.
              I'm sure you could condense the first 8-12 books into one season. Maybe have the wedding be the season arc.
              I wonder if Benton mentioned any series proposals in an interview somewhere.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an old black lady
        Who used to be a lawyer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jamie is a cute. Never got the comparisons with Wimpy Kid and Dork Diaries, except for that they're actually designed like diaries.
        Jamie was always more similar to Greg than Nikki ever was.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm looking at pages from the Dear Dumb Diary and I completely forgot how entertainingly batshit insane the illustrations were

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            *Dear Dumb Diary series

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >swissmiss instant piss

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              kek makes me regret never reading these. if they're as good as wimpy kid, then I might have to check it out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t care enough to bring up actual sales statistics but I assume it’s because they’re the most popular mock-diary series

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I find it interesting that these two exemplify the difference in stuff that young boys and girls enjoy. I can't really put it to words right now, and it's easier to use Japanese comics for this.
            Basically, the art of Dork Diaries is all detailed and shit with the writing of a spoiled teenage girl. Wimpy Kid has very simple it, especially by comparison, and has much more bizarre scenarios and grossout humor. No shit they're the most popular.
            I don't know where I'm going with this, I need to eat something before I gay out even more.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Diary of a Wimpy Kid is self-effacing and about getting caught in strange situations, while Dork Diaries is literally about the cute outfits and which girl might have the cutest one. Goes to show the difference between young male and female self image

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a dork.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never read Dork Diaries, I was more of a DOAWK kid
    Can someone give me a quick rundown on it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The top part of

      Nikki Maxwell from Dork Diaries

      is the basic gist.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to whip my penis out in front of nikki

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post lewds

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a young person and I still don't understand what the frick "orange justice" was about. I legitimately don't understand the joke. Maybe I'm just autistic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a Fortnite dance, sheesh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fortnite circa 2018
        >game has a contest where whoever has the best taunt dance gets the dance made in the game
        >some kid in an orange shirt goes viral for his sperg dance
        >doesn't win the contest
        >outrage.png
        >fans demand his dance get added to the game
        >Epic relents and does it
        >orange justice now joins the ranks of the griddy and teach me how to dougie in cringe meme heaven

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have this one actually, this is the book where she farts at the beginning.

      (Idk why Cinemaphile hates this post so much)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently the more recent reprints remove the incredibly dated stuff
        you think they got around to removing this?

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahahahahhahahahaha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need to get me one of those blonde mops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Dear Dumb Diary series

      Damn I should read this, looks hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doing something questionable with a mop
      I remember that episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of you sick fricks fricked a mop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My sides

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *makes her my breeding slave*

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anime

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had the most unbelievable crush on Mackenzie when reading these books as a child.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak Female Form

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder Nikki hates Mackenzie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MacKenzie Hollister mogs the everloving FRICK out of Nikki Maxwell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MacKenzie Hollister mogs the everloving FRICK out of Nikki Maxwell.

      Nikki has sex. MacKenzie FRICKS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nikki Maxwell from Dork Diaries

      why are the necks blacked out?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've come to the conclusion that the characters are drawn as chucked up stick figures.
        It all makes sense that way. Their whole bodies are blacked out because they're stick figures. Try drawing a stick figure but add face, hair, clothes, hands, all that shit. You'll get similar results.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the stick figure forms lmao, the other character design without the black arms is much nicer. The elevated stick figure idea is strange because they really do cover up the entire stick figure with cosmetics and fashion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've come to the conclusion that the characters are drawn as chucked up stick figures.
        It all makes sense that way. Their whole bodies are blacked out because they're stick figures. Try drawing a stick figure but add face, hair, clothes, hands, all that shit. You'll get similar results.

        Because they are. For some strange reason the artist constantly switches from the weird half-stick figure style to the more realistic drawings like in

        MacKenzie Hollister mogs the everloving FRICK out of Nikki Maxwell.

        I have this one actually, this is the book where she farts at the beginning.

        (Idk why Cinemaphile hates this post so much)

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    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got that gwen stacy hair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell it was written by a Black with a hatred toward white people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1. The author is a white male
        2. The main character is a white girl

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm on the bottom

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jamie was really just seething at Angeline's perfect Aryan genetics.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jamie reeks of being a femcel

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These kids watch too much anime or are Muslims.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute anime face
    >blob hands
    every time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids who love art hate drawing hands. My cousins draw and they try to avoid hands whenever possible because then they just draw nubs.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never read Big Nate, is it really that good?
      Why is he called Big Nate when he's the same size as the other kids?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he has a big head.
        As for the books, they were pretty good for middle schooler books, lots of fun stuff in them. The comic strip is golden, too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Nate is funny as hell, I loved reading them.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been like 15 years and all these guys are still in middle school. Are they stupid?

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BTFO’s the frick out of wimpy kid
    Nothing personal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still mad the movie took all the depressing elements out.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the R word

  37. 2 months ago
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid’s art style and the self-image of young boys be like

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smeet.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spoiler]Ploopy![/spoiler

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know how I fricked that one up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fail.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all you homies forgetting Timmy Failure?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was 13 when that book came out

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drawgayged these guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek nice
      >the middle school wyomt one
      frick it still hurts

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has been a great blast to the past, I loved all these series when I was a kid

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys like these books you'll love Harriet The Spy and The Long Secret

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I have another word that starts with "R" for her.
    Ryona.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was she a closeted carpet muncher for this Aryan goddess or was she just seething like a lot of kids her age?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Was she a closeted carpet muncher for this Aryan goddess or was she just seething like a lot of kids her age?
      yes

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We all know Greg will die in an attempted school shooting, but what would Nikki grow up to be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My Wife and the mother of 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OF model (it gets single digit views compared to Mackenzie's)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Greg seems too stable to be a school shooter. If he became a killer, he'll probably be the type to plan the death of his wife to get insurance, only to boggle it up, or try spiking disease in food products but get anthrax on himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, then what's Greg doing as an adult?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Best Case Scenario: Greg works a dead end job and wallows in his mediocrity while everyone else in his life goes on to do bigger and better things.
          Worst Case Scenario: Greg is a NEET who lives with his parents playing Twisted Wizards everyday while his spineless parents meander as to whether or not they should kick him out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So much for being rich and famous. He seemed to show promise with his comics but that's always a huge gamble. Really, all these MCs could be cartoonists.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wagie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She just called you a moron, and you're just gonna take it that way ?

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