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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this, I don't remember much about it though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw it when it was fresh, dunno why everyone was such a c**t to the priest, maybe i missed the point, still liked the movie tho wonder what it's like to live in a small place like that with just one pub etc.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone knows your business
        >everyone makes assumptions about your business
        It’s probably a nightmare.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing to do so gossiping and gaslighting other people to stir shit up and cause drama is the usual passtime.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mission is similar and also good

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the dog getting killed was making a stupid point and detract led from the film

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic kino. I loved the scene with the French woman—a rare female W.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm in a bad way, Father. No, I'm not putting you on. The truth is I've been in a bad way for... a long time. No will to do anything. Feeling of nothing being worthwhile. "A sense of disassociation". Detachment.
    >I had a wife and kids, they meant nothing to me.
    >I have money. It means nothing to me.
    >I have life... and it means nothing to me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what CIA says to the priest?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what CIA says to the priest?

      >not knowing about the many threads on Cinemaphile about this film when the torrent released
      >not knowing the popularity of this movie on Cinemaphile all because Aiden Gillen is in it

      Yup. That was CIA. He was raped by the Calvary priest (Brendan Gleeson).

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty shit, very reddit, literal interracial cuckoldry for anyone thinking of watching

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      >James hears local butcher Jack Brennan has hit his unfaithful wife, Veronica, and James confronts each of them in turn. Jack denies it and blames Veronica's lover, Simon, and both parties attest that they're tired of their marriage.
      >James tries to speak with Simon, who is inherently hostile due to violent Catholic missions in his native Africa.
      >James discusses Simon with his colleague, Father Leary, but is frustrated when Leary suggests ignoring Veronica's injuries, fearing Simon may accuse them of racism.
      lol jeez

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      >James hears local butcher Jack Brennan has hit his unfaithful wife, Veronica, and James confronts each of them in turn. Jack denies it and blames Veronica's lover, Simon, and both parties attest that they're tired of their marriage.
      >James tries to speak with Simon, who is inherently hostile due to violent Catholic missions in his native Africa.
      >James discusses Simon with his colleague, Father Leary, but is frustrated when Leary suggests ignoring Veronica's injuries, fearing Simon may accuse them of racism.
      lol jeez

      What? The point of the thing was that all these people are self destructive and hate the church out of self loathing. It definitely does not celebrate or glamorize the adulterers. You dorks keep being over sensitive about this and missing the real problem and you'll just keep being virgins and letting the white women waste away.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like irish people can only write two things, brugeslikes and prieststick. haven't seen this is it, let me guess a combo of these?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brugeslikes and prieststick
      you know the directors are brothers, right?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the 10th 🙂

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    serious question
    Cinemaphile is full of thread with <10 replies
    is Cinemaphile full of bots?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do low reply counts and bots have to do with each other?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is very obviously botted to death, like the other popular boards

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing about the many threads on Cinemaphile about this film when the torrent released
    >not knowing the popularity of this movie on Cinemaphile all because Aiden Gillen is in it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to watch this with my family, having heard Cinemaphile rave about it
    First lines are about tasting semen
    Thanks for nothing, dipshits, you ruined movie night.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kept waiting for the big cavalry charge to save the day, but it never came. Was my version cut?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cavalry priest had a charge...all over CIA! Haha.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread won't get more than 10 replies

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the hot, suicidal redhead daughter goes to forgive the man who killed her father
    You might not like it but this is what Christianity is all about.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    liberal moron kino. why is there a Black person in the deep of ireland?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy crap. I totally forgot, there was also that Black guy who was having sex with like a couple white women?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought the le kill all Catholics man was Ethan from Heavy Rain

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it supposed to be a twist that Maurice Moss from IT Crowd was the killer? I mean it was obviously his voice at the start so wtf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      James always knew it was him. If you noticed it was him too then you can understand the tension whenever James is talking to the man who said he would my murder him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're misremembering. It was the gay CIA guy that was the killer.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no killer, Brendan Gleason's head just did that.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We won't discuss it because the dog dies

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's spelled "cavalry", dumbass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calvary Hill is the name of the place where Jesus and the two thieves were crucified, baitgay. Did you think it was a movie about soldiers on horses?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catholics bad!!!
    Movie was good

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spoiler - it was CIA who was raped in the ass by the priest

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true??

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he confesses that he's gay to the priest
        >I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a homosexual-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I frick and I am fricked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I suck and am fricked

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