He's never going to get better at school, he will never have friends, he's never going to stop being self-centered, he will never have a loving relationship with his parents, and he will never be nice to Susie or be her friend. He will always be a misogynistic brat even into adulthood, and nothing will change with him. He will be alone the rest of his life with only Hobbes for comfort. This is a Cole hard fact
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Wtf I used to hate Calvin and Hobbes but this post has given me a different perspective and I now love the entire series! Thanks OP, I'm gonna go out and buy the entire collection right now!
Holy shit, we get it you hate Clavin for some weird reason, now frick off
He already has a loving relationship with his parents. Read the comic.
Then go get therapy, because you're fixating in a really unhealthy way on a comic that's been over for 30 years
If he has a loving relationship, why did he end up alone on another planet far away from them and the rest of humanity without a family of his own
No he doesn't. His dad talks about h9w he regrets not getting a dog and how his mom wants surgery so she wouldn't have another kid because of how Calvin turned out
>can't tell when characters are being sarcastic without explicit author notes explaining it
congratulations, you are autistic.
His dad wasn't being sarcastic. And if his mom really loved him, why did she make him go out two hours early on the first day of school to the bus stop
>Generally, children and teens with Asperger’s Syndrome can converse with others and can perform fairly well in their school work. However, they may have trouble understanding social situations and subtle forms of communication like body language, humor and sarcasm.
They're not real, anon. They're characters created for 4-panel newspaper funnies which often use a sarcastic quip as a punchline.
I don't give a shit what medium Calvin and Hobbes is. It's still art, and I can analyze and critique it. And in my view, he will never have a friendship with Susie. But for some reason, people think Calvin will change and become friends with her, when the strip has made clear that will never happen. He even told her he would never ask her to the prom
>even told her he would never ask her to the prom
That is the most obvious sign he has a crush on her. He's in self-denial
No it means he's revolted by her
Just because you're still the same person you were when you were 6 doesn't mean everyone is.
Take a deep breath
He never acts like that again in the comic after that strip
>T-that doesn’t count
The chud slogan
Search for therapy in the app store
Maybe if these were from the strip posy 1991 I would agree. After that year they stopped showing any sort of love for him
I don't care about convincing you. I want you to get help.
You can move on
There's hope, even for you.
>Cole hard fact
Why can't you things use your own country's Cinemaphile
I meant to say cold hard fact. Which it js
Meant to say is
Batting a thousand, tardo.
>there are still people trying to become Cinemaphile famous in 2023
Seriously what the frick is this? We need a Calvin hate psycho now?
Do you think he achieved his dream as an adult?
Assuming he never aged when the strip started, he's the right age to die on 9/11
Okay OP you racist frick
What year is it