>Cameron has never been in love.
>At least, nobody's ever been in love with him.
>If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence.
>She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass.
>It just doesn't work.
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Remember that time Ferris murdered someone and got away with it? Classic Ferris Bueler.
>What if I just drove on the wrong side of the road while drunk lmao
Ferris isn’t real, dumdums.
Ferris is just Cameron’s alternate personality.
Like Fight Club.
>WELL THAN WHO WAS SLOAN?
Tyler isn't real because Fight Club is fiction, moron.
None of these fictional characters are real so no shit Ferris isn't real.
You're really a stupid mother fricker, you know that?
Then who was Abe Froman???
The Sausage King of Chicago
An obvious allegory for God.
Nice trips but sex is everything.
Ive had sex with people who made me cum and it is fricking amazing. However, sex with people where it's just sex and I make myself cum? Meh.
>sex is everything
virgin detected
Is Cameron the most Wojack character in film?
It could be worse, it could be his stepdad.
Cameron's arc takes him from wojak to chad
what a chud take
Chuds commen sense now
I bet you think kissing ass is the only way up in life.
I mean it is if you're a b***h little manlet
dangerously based
Wasn't pure love only between 2 men
>agreeing to steal your dad's car so you can play third wheel on a romantic getaway with your friend and his girlfriend
Cameron would probably be a simp for some twitch e-thot in modern day
You can see why zoomers think Ferris is the bad guy, he's criticizing the simpy lifestyle they're accustomed to.
>mfw gf and i lost virginity to eachother
I did with my first one and then I took a couple more
If you didn't get married it doesn't count
Premarital sex is degenerate. Sex between two virgins after marriage increases happiness and pair bonding between both parties and even reduces the chance of divorce. There's a reason why ~~*they*~~ pushed the sexual revolutions and destroyed Christianity in the West. To any seething reply, enjoy being raised by a single mother and abused (potentially molested) by her many partners.
He doesn't want Cameron to get laid, he wants him to stop being a pushover. Ferris is promoting traditional values, since he wants Cameron to take his place above his eventual wife, instead of beneath her.
He also proposes to his girlfriend in the film, and their last scene is of her dreaming about their marriage.
There’s nothing in the Bible that says premarital sex is wrong.
>Corinthians 7:8-9
>“To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single, as I am. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.”
>Corinthians 7:2
>“But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.”
No excuses for being a degenerate.
>remain single, as I am.
I thought the bible was written by God? God is single??? And if this isn't written by God why should i take the advice of some random dude
Does God say these things or is this Paul’s writings to the church under the context of that circumstance?
That shit was written in greek, and the same verb means both "wed" and "frick" you third grade graduate taliban.
Also frick the corpse of Jesus, hail Satan 666
Monogamy was invented by rich dudes to prevent other guys from fricking their hot trophy wives.
>caring what some old book says
live your own life homosexual
Your entire life is centered around the Bible in ways you don't realize.
wrong and even if you weren't wrong, the Bible is based around other older religions anyway. Christcuks stole shit from better religions and made their own shitty cult
Yeah bro, it was ~~*they*~~ who made all the priests rape those children.
If he was a real friend he would've double team his girlfriend with Cameron
unfathomably based
Ferris is absolutely based and the trips of truth confirm it.
This must be why Ferris lets the jocks spitroast Sloan for $20 each.
Based businessman
>you now realize why zoomers hate this film
based movie, rewatching it tonight
Ahhhhh, so that's where that line is from. I was thinking about it because apparently this is what's happening to me now.
Why is Ferris such a judgmental prick