Can any boomer explain what's on his feet and why he wears them when they have no practical purpose?

Can any boomer explain what's on his feet and why he wears them when they have no practical purpose?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're called reverse sandals. Very popular back in the day.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're spats. It's what rich people wear to appear more rich in ToonTown.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really not remember what spats are?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they're tiny arguments. I don't see what that has to do with his footwear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We usually associate them with the skintight trunks tomboys wear nowadays.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's because you're a weeb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean bike shorts?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spats. Normally to protect the feet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Normally they can reach up to the knee.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't spats.
        They're gaiters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So where are his shoes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spats were worn to keep dust and mud off your shoes.

        Spats were worn by men and, less commonly, by women in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. They fell out of frequent use during the 1920s. Made of white cloth, grey or brown felt material, spats buttoned around the ankle. Their intended practical purpose was to protect shoes and socks from mud or rain, but also served as a feature of stylish dress in accordance with the fashions of the period.

        At one time they indicated "upper class" status, which is why Scrooge wears them. Same with the top hat and cane.

        Ducks don't wear shoes. Not male ducks, anyway. Females, like Daisy and Magica, do. That, plus eyelashes, are how you tell the sexes apart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Ducks don't wear shoes. Not male ducks, anyway. Females, like Daisy and Magica, do. That, plus eyelashes, are how you tell the sexes apart.
          At least you can see duck feet fitting in those. Looney Tunes don't even try when they have Daffy or other ducks put on shoes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hard to see, but I think Daffy has eyelashes here too.
            Of course, he's supposed to be an effeminate fop. Note the limp wrist.

            Funny to see both of them sporting "pigtails" since neither one has hair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rockerduck wears shows

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            spats just look cool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Females, like Daisy and Magica, do. That, plus eyelashes, are how you tell the sexes apart.
          So what do they call a barefoot female duck? A tomboy? Reverse trap?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's too cheap to buy any. He got the spats along with his coat and hat when all of them was on sale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wear shoes to protect your feet
      >wear spats to protect your shoes
      How come they never got as far as wearing spat protectors?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shoes back then were made of leather and therefore more expensive to buy and clean than the cloth or felt they used for spats. Generally people probably went through spats quicker than they went through shoes, which was pretty much the entire idea. It was like wearing a plastic glove for your feet, the whole point is that the cover is easier to clean and/or dispose of than the stuff its covering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arnie's looking STYLISH

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has any one attempted to bring back spats into fashion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not.
      Modern clothing is more utilitarian.
      Spats had a purpose when streets weren't paved.
      Besides which, if my sneakers need cleaning (like if I didn't see that doggie doo) they can be washed. A lot harder with leather shoes.
      Spats would just be seen as an affectation. Even if you updated them with a zipper or Velcro instead of buttons.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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