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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there stats showing how many black people watch Marvel movies? I'd guess it's about the same as the general black population.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks and latinos watch a disproportionate amount of movies in general. Probably because they go to the cinema as families and others dints

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        After they murder their father in a rage, they go to a double feature that won't work as an alibi, and they remember nothing about.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t work so they have more free time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      blacks make up 110% of the population

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But commit 500% of the crimes

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume she means murdering all the execs involved which isn't a terrible plan I guess.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look me in the eye and tell me "blackness" has ever made anything better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blade wouldn't have worked with a white guy, that's it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blade wouldn't have worked with a white guy, that's it
        Blade wouldn't have worked without Wesley Snipes, you mean. It's specific black actors that make things work, not the fact that they're black.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's specific black actors that make things work, not the fact that they're black.

          This. It's the personality, not the color of the skin. something blackies can't understand.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Blade wouldn't have worked without Wesley Snipes,
          Literally this. That's why they had to nudge Blade under the rug when talking about lack of representations in muh superhero movies. Because that's not a Black Superhero movie. That's a superhero/action movie that just happens to star a black guy. They want stars who are only bringing "black" to the table, as a shield for their israelite psychological attacks on the people the movies are really for (even if they never see them - just so they perceive a pattern of cultural replacement and feel isolated).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think the story of a half-vampire who hunts down vampires for killing his mother wouldn't work with a white guy, you don't have much imagination.

        Cast Gosling and have him be all autistic and barely talk while he butchers vamps, 500 mil at the box office, easy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Taking a black character and making them white is verboten.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, because israelites hate whites, but a white guy could absolutely make a better blade than most black guys.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              But not because he is white, it would be for the same reason Snipes was good, because he (the individual hypothetical white guy who can do it as well as snipes) fills the role well. You can't just cast any white guy and make a better blade.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's verboten because of muh identity politics, not because it wouldn't work as a film.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Says someone lacks creatively
          >Le Ryan Gosling

          Kys

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know, people say shit like this, but put aside that race swapping characters is always cringe and done for malicious reasons. Take the day walker idea and that he's this badass guy who hunts down vampires. Nobody would pull it off in the same way as Wesley Snipes, black or otherwise, but could a white guy be good in the role?

        I'm picturing Christian Bale in full Equilibrium mode. I think it would be better than most race swaps they ever do at least.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just fricking make vampire Hunter D live-action at that point.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't disagree, keep all characters the race they were created as. It's just not somehow worse to make Blade white than Bond black or some shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Vampire Hunter D
            Bale would’ve been perfect for that role, dammit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You probably put more rational thought into genuine casting than anyone in a major Hollywood production has for over a decade.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been basically the same movie with Jason Statham cast. See Crank 2 for more information. (Also seen it anyway because it's pretty fricking underrated in these parts).

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it has ever done it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your mom isn't complaining

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They meant blackness is the problem, by removing it they'll go back to success.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got the wrong hint.
      "Blackness" being "involved" is the problem that needs to be solved.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shaft wouldn't have been as good with a white character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it wouldn't have been a blaxploitation film, but let's not pretend there aren't numerous examples of great white detective movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white actor pretends to be black in a blaxploitation film
        >he’s got reverse reverse vitiligo
        Kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shaft was a black people movie though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut your mouth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about with a israeli character?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made some good music once upon a time.
      Some good food too albeit ruined by how wienery and good they think it is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Caribbean was once rich and prosperous. Then there was a demographic shift. Just pointing it out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're pretty much watching the main act of that concert right now with South Africa buddy. Remember that used to be a relevant country.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      American football

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they help keep a lot of israeli lawyers employed, antisemite.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Batman cartoon where all the "paper" was black by default which was awesome

      I admit this has nothing to do with darker-skinned humans

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Professional sports are more fun to watch.
      These articles are just rage bait for morons anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nation of Islam

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can I look you in the eyes when you posted on a computer dum dum?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jazz

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As many people mentioned, sports, but baseball and football. Basketball is an instance of way too much blackness actively bringing down a sport. They allow the league to get away with more, more controversies, more drama. The sport sucks. It's more a reality show than it is a legitimate sport at this point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't look you in the eye. I would listen to what you have to say, and that's what no one did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sports and the genre of comedy, as long as they're willing to laugh at themselves.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They revolutionised the cotton industry

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol they gave them fricking spears? this shit is actually racist

    how can anyone watch capeshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even power some shit playing bongos...no joke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just paste a post I remember making:
      What gets me is that they still have fricking leaf and straw huts, dirt roads, animal pulled wagons and more. The writers can’t fathom an actual advanced culture using African routes without tribal aesthetic and it’s fricking weird.
      It would be like an African writing a future Britain and having them live in stone henge style buildings while laser bayonet wielding redcoats patrol the cobbled streets as the royals joust to decide who wears the crown.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dirt roads in the downtown of a thriving, technologically advanced metropolis
        >skyscrapers with thatched roofs
        Somebody in the VFX department just had to be having a laugh.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          its called solarpunk, its the opposite of cyberpunk

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            AOLpunk is the opposite of cyberpunk

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a/s/l?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                15/f/AIM

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Solar Punk is comfy as hell, but having Wakandans being literal spear chuckers in addition to tribal shit makes it such a joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even made them holler like apes. Did the same with the many Kangs.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take 2+ years off from capeshit
    >come back with a “good” XMen movie
    /thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Make a solo Hulk film
      > make it hyper serious focusing on his mental illness and abuse as a child

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So...the Ang Lee one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes- just do it better.
          That movie is actually severely underrated btw and a breath of fresh air compared to cape shit today

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s literally his backstory, dude. The Hulk is the physical manifestation of the trauma Banner received from his abusive father and having watched him murder his mother.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Make a solo Hulk film
      > make it hyper serious focusing on his mental illness and abuse as a child

      This is the easy route. revitalize an old guard character while explosively introducing the new ones.
      However that takes writers who love the characters, and the mcu doesn’t hire those.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >written after BLACKNESS gets convicted for abusing a white woman ruining their planned arc
    To be fair their solution to every problem including violent blacks is adding more blacks. Nobody expects them to say anything different.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone still deny that there a global agenda against white people or has the mask pretty much just fallen off at this point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't Marvel already been bending over backwards for "blackness" and diversity?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no, they mean removing the blackness entirely

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao can't wait till every cast has to be 50% cripples for diversity
        fricking clowns clearly never read Harrison Bergeron

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, they will shoot it to put it out of its misery.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephanie Holland

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stephanie Holland

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        booba

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the "it's bigger on the inside" box has its limits.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This troony (?) Gorilla flicks it's tiny oestrogen dikkk to "The Colour Purple" and always screams:
        >DASSSSS RIIIIIIIIIIITE
        on every nightly viewing.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be interested in what they're proposing because being facists and isolationists that act above the sovereignty of any country or alliance of countries being okay when black people do it as a major universe building element would just blow up in their face with the general morals they tend to push. They would have to peddle a pro facist moral world view solely in their films, which they couldn't even do in their own black centric movie.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can black people save Marvel?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If by being involved, they mean involved in getting rid of the blackness, sure. Black Panther the character was great in Civil War, but Black Panther the movie was the first irredeemably awful MCU movie and started them on their current decline.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >awkward phase
    Who describes multiple box office bombs and a clear overall decline as an "awkward phase"? This shit is dying, and it needs to die.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, by selling bootleg cam DVDs at the flea market.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can black people save Marvel?

    if it becomes a tyler perry universe, yeah

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i knew a Black person that thought black panther 2 was racist. they dont realize their audience knows they are being pandered too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unquestionably racist. They have this fricking advanced technological utopia advanced far beyond the western world, and they're still worshipping animal gods and fighting with spears and determining their next ruler by combat.

      They got a fricking council member walking around with a dinner plate in his fricking lip.

      How did black people not just walk the frick out of the theater?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did black people not just walk the frick out of the theater?
        you need to have conscious thinking ability to be offended by this sort of thing without being explicitly told "you need to be offended".
        Blacks used to get real pissy at criminal blacks 30 years ago, but ~~*someone*~~ taught them that it's not the crime that's the problem, but the punishment.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        From being around American blacks I can tell you they absolutely shit on Africans and African culture. Watch an American black meet an African black and watch how fast they mercilessly mock the them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funnily enough, Africans do the same thing, I've known some who see African-Americans as actual trash, the ones whose tribe they slaughtered and exiled or sold into slavery centuries ago.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The council dude I can get since it's an actual thing people did at one point and I don't think it's unbelievable that, as strange and inconvenient as it is, some culture might still appreciate that ceremonial aesthetic enough for the upper class to still indulge in it. And the animal gods thing I can get, because said gods literally exist in that universe and have demonstrable effects on their subjects.

        But yeah, thatch roof skyscrapers and militaristic spears and shields seem pretty racist. And the king by combat thing is just flat out moronic for a supposedly civilized country, especially when the film itself demonstrates how hard it can frick their society over.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The council dude I can get since it's an actual thing people did at one point
          Don't the cultures that practice lip plates only do it for women?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are chimps, they have nothing lmao given everything all they do is destroy, they are the cancer on mankind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's unquestionably racist. They have this fricking advanced technological utopia advanced far beyond the western world, and they're still worshipping animal gods and fighting with spears and determining their next ruler by combat.

      They got a fricking council member walking around with a dinner plate in his fricking lip.

      How did black people not just walk the frick out of the theater?

      Wakanda's military is made up of literal spearchuckers. Ten years from now there will be video essays dissecting how racist Marvel is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal spearchuckers based on literaly slave traders.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spearchuckers is racist slang for Black folk. Read more you fricking moron.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know it is you fricking dunce. The slur is based on the fact they literally chucked spears like the real Dahomy "women warriors" the characters are based on. Don't fricking reply to me again, mongoloid.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              People weren't referencing the Dahomy women warriors fifty years ago, dumbass. No one knew who the frick they were. It's in reference to Africa be uncivilized. You didn't know what you were talking about and ow you are trying to save face. KYS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first one is as racist if not more. it literally starts in the hood with little niglets playing basketball to hip hop. imagine being stereotyped so hard and buying into it anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the first one wasn't?

      Wakanda is super technologically advanced but culturally they're still 2000 years behind the rest of the world?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel movies sell gazillions with Chad white men as stars
    >at the same time the comic books where the Chad white men have been replaced with women and zeisty homies barely sell a hundred copy per month
    >10 years later
    >"Let's do the same thing we've been doing to the comics that we know is bad for business to the movies"
    >"CLEAN IT UP BOB IGGER! HAHAHA"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, black panther made a shit ton of money too

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for Bob Igger to hand over Disney to a black woman.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Virtually everything with major raceswaps or black leads bombs. Many of the absolute biggest bombs were a direct result of this. The only, sole exception is Black Panther and it's already been proven that was a manufactured success with a ton of black celebrities buying up millions of tickets just to make it seem successful.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      who put this together? the Green Knight is an uncommercial arthouse movie that never even got a wide theatrical release

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, and it bombed. 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? It got a wide theatrical release. I just looked it up and it was in 2,800 theaters on it's opening weekend. 3k is pretty standard for a wide release, and it was in every major city. Quit coping.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By all means, do it again, I want a new Marvels every 6 months.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black people can't save their welfare checks, how the hell could they save marvel?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im black. The MCU is far beyond saving and no amount of Black folk added is gonna fix any of that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give the phone back, Tyrone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        make me, white boi

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird article headline. Is it even real?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is written as if it's intending to genocide Black folks. I could imagine the subtitle reading as:
    >It's apparent to everyone involved that the acting career and the Black kind are incompatible. The only way forward for Marvel is to remove all hints of blackness from its films.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Furthest thing from the truth. You spent decades manufacturing this notion that they are victims, oppressed, and deserving of pity and help. They can't simultaneously be regarded as heroes. On some level people can't take it seriously now.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NGL black panther was a fun movie, I had some good laffs thanks to the afro-tech and blek kulcha moments

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackness is the reason they have to ditch Kang.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they forgetting that Doctor Strange 2 is still their biggest sequel after Spider-Man?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hated Chavez, frick off. All her scenes had to be reshot because the reaction was so negative to her character. And everyone hated her girlpower socialist utopia with two mommies bullshit. Frick off with your spamming ugly brown girls in every thread. I know you're the same homosexual who posts Kamala Khan and that dykey Supergirl.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone's mad that she's popular here

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          One homosexual spamming her doesn't make her popular.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why is michael cera on here

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit I see it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what have you done to me?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thumbnail looks like he's suckin a peepe haha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mighty peculiar.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing black people ever want to talk about is that they're black.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quits after one movie because he doesn't understand basic math
    >derails Black Panther by hiding his terminal illness
    >ruins the KANGZ saga that was supposed to carry the next decade of Marvel movies
    >puts Blade into permanent development hell by bickering with screenwriters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Blade is being replaced with his daughter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That last guy is such a horrible fricking choice for Blade after Wesley Snipes. I know Snipes became a nightmare on the third Blade movie, but he has so much more charisma than that guy. What the frick are they even doing with their casting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't. The script has him playing second fiddle to 3 female characters including his daughter.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already killed off half the white characters and replaced them with basketball people.
    And set up a black dude as the major villain for the multiverse saga. Which is totally blowing up in their face now.
    When is the blackness supposed to kick in and save them?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"we built this without wypipo"
    >Segregates while white people reach the stars
    Uh, I think Melanin Hurdlers must be the problem yeah

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Future Narrator Man: As it turns out, blackness was NOT involved. Mahvel's newest blacked movies actually led to another 16% decrease in Disney share price.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to save Marvel is erase the MCU from existence and start fresh with Fantastic 4 and X-Men with competent writers and directors.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can read this clickbait headline in the complete wrong way, one of the better clickbaits ive seen.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. Make every character black. Take it a step further and make them all trans and gay. This will totally save the MCU and they should do it.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAUSE I'M BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACKER THAN BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK YA'LL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the back of Foreest Whitakker's neck AAAGH!

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie franchise that makes all its money in China
    >Blackness will save it

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What if I told you there was ONE answer to all of these questions? That one answer? BLACK PEOPLE! Seriously.
    lol

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, that thing everyone is sick of? lets make more of that
    These fricks are beyond deluded

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fully support the blackification of marvel so it can die even faster

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOR BLACK WOPMEN
    MAKE IT LAME

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is still better than DC, but just a little. That fat frick doing the Zeus part, talking about orgies, was a total disgrace.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >blacks invented crime, rape, AIDS, homosexuality, and transitioning
    Damn... I hate blacks now.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have to

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Making a big fuss about what isolated indigenous people do and claiming superiority is why I left the anthropology class in college, homosexuals can't stop foaming at the mouth when they bring up the African bronze busts.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Next-Gen Avengers
    >Since she’s made it clear she’s not interested in ruling, let’s see Shuri as the leader of a new generation of Avengers, with their base of operations located in Wakanda. “The Marvels” ended with Kamala Khan rounding up a team of young heroes that included Kate Bishop and possibly Cassie Lang. Add in Shang Chi, America Chavez, Hulk’s son Skaar, Riri Williams, and you’ve got a fresh, fun team that runs separate from the older, more experienced heroes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that sounds like a hundred dollar idea!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“The Marvels” ended with Kamala Khan rounding up a team of young heroes that included Kate Bishop and possibly Cassie Lang. Add in Shang Chi, America Chavez, Hulk’s son Skaar, Riri Williams
      And not a single white male, what a coincidence.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nogs would unironically rather live in bottom than top

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first Coming to Americas Zamunda felt more believable than Wakanda. It's hilarious how unintentionally racist this looks. They have modern buildings looking like literal mud huts(and huge mud huts too), because, y'know, it's AFRICA, lel. How can black people accept this as somekind of empowering fantasy if it's literally mocking so called black culture? It looks like a white persons take on a futuristic, non-colonial inspired african city from a 80's kids cartoon designed to sell toys. It's demeaning.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zamunda was fricking great and James Earl Jones as its king was the greatest depiction of african royalty in film.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    um it's literally why they are failing atm lol no one wants to see that in the theater when they get enough of it outdoors

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like Black folk, and they blew it by adding America Chavous
    Might as well name her Immigrant Sanchez if you're going to be so fricking over the top when you pander to me
    Until they wipe her character from the MCU, and give me a PROPER chicano I aint watching their shit
    they could also get rid of Black folk but as you see that isnt happening

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a look at the writer
    https://twitter.com/BLKLiberation84/status/1640765728407134209

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the first Black Panther movie had zero cultural impact.

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