Can Conan ever be surpassed?

Can Conan ever be surpassed?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, just not by current Hollywood.
    Original Conan had plenty of flaws; uneven and often-poor visual presentation perhaps chief among them (examples are too numerous for an exhaustive list, but obviously fake hammers, pillars, rock walls, a couple fake backgrounds, James Earl Jones turning into the snake, glittering Valeria valkyrie, the spirits coming to take Conan (which is charming in its own right but they aren't convincing), etc.)
    Most of the acting is quite middling; the immensely memorable and quotable script rescues it
    Overall it lacks consistency and polish, but is very good nonetheless, and Hollywood would never make something as sincere, or as glorifying of masculine virtue, today

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hollywood would never make something as sincere, or as glorifying of masculine virtue, today
      As someone who set out digging to the bottom of the barrel of Sword and Sorcery films, I can tell you Hollywood couldn't make anything as good as Conan even then. The next closest is Deathstalker - a film good enough that it's orgy scene appears in at least 3 other movies, yet feels from start to finish like a low budget knockoff of Conan with nothing memorable.
      >Amazons (1986)
      >Barbarian Queen
      >Barbarian Queen 2 - Empress Strikes Back
      >Conan the Destroyer
      >Conquest (1983)
      >Deathstalker I-IV
      >Eyes of the Serpent
      >Hundra
      >Iron Warrior
      >Red Sonja
      >Sorceress (1982)
      >The Arena (1974)
      >The Barbarians
      >The Warrior and the Sorceress
      >Warrior Queen
      Nothing came close. That said, I actually liked The Warrior and the Sorceress, but I wouldn't call it good or memorable. Just something I'd recommend if anyone is looking for low budget S&S campiness.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers mate. Appreciate the effort

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the solomon kane movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is gawain and the green knight a different genre? excalibur and flesh and blood?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's because, categorically, conan the barbarian is a sword and sorcery film, but it's an epic first. So if I wanted to find movies like conan I would avoid S&S and just look for ancient epics, preferably non historical with fantasy elements.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only by another conan film and they aren't making them

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. It is the pinnacle of kino.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have just called the movie Arnold Schwarzenegger the barbarian because it has absolutely nothing to do with what Robert E Howard wrote about

    decent movie though I'm hoping for a 4k release

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      gonna shill my anonymous quote for the 2nd time in history:

      You read Robert E Howard's Conan to see how smart Conan is

      You watch John Milius's Conan to see how smart John Milius is

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because nobody can write epic soundtracks anymore

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can there be another Arnold?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's never seen Hawk the Slayer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Palance carried that entire movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it was the turbo-autistic Elf archer.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Excalibur not sword and sorcery? I think both of these movies are perfect and complement each other well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No not really, just in terms of similarity to the archetypical sword and sorcery. Also king arthur is historical legend, it's a few steps away from asking if muhammad is sword and sorcery.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a movie from a lost age. So, no.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred the Beastmaster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw no ferret bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      those human/bat vampires are so kino, wonder why no other movie tried to emulate it

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, its the greatest film ever made.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just watched this last night for the first time, loved it. how does the sequel stack up against the first movie?
    also, anvil of crom has been added to my workout playlist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anvil of crom has been added to my workout playlist
      riddle of steel/riders of doom is the best music ever made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynG0zc53OJE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sequel is nowhere near as good but it’s fun schlock in it’s own right. It’s more like an unofficial D&D movie.

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