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its for moronic gays
fpbp
It's complete garbage. I don't think I've seen a single person try and defend who wasn't an obvious low quality shill.
There's nothing good about it except for some of the vfx and anyone who watched the entire thing is surely wondering why they wasted 6 hours on this crap.
It doesn't have an audience. It's clearly being made for 8 year olds but 8 year olds aren't watching this shit, middle aged white men are instead, but Disney hates middle aged white men and they certainly arent making it for them. If you're a star wars fan you are truly a pathetic person and you should carry yourself with shame. I will laugh in your laugh and talk shit behind your back if you ever reveal you're a star wars fan to me
>I will laugh in your laugh and talk shit behind your back
Being a pussy will show them!
fpbp, but I'm not sure what anyone is expecting from modern Star Wars.
Go away mouseBlack person your turbofeminist disney channel show had lower viewership than obiwan or mando s3
seek help, incel
>Does filoni really save Star Wars?
no
it's not as bad as boba fett or kenobi, but it's much worse than the best of mandalorian or andor
Thrawn's back (not for long, since ep 7 happens anyway)
Ezra's back
Ahsoka and Sabine are stuck on Frickwhere planet
Titus Pullo and Blonde waifu are also on that planet and did basically nothing
There you go.
OMFG THAT WAS TITUS FRICK FRICK FRICK!!!
you seem moronic
do you know he is dead
I don’t know who any of those people are
Thrawn is the rotting corpse of a beloved EU villain
Ezra and Sabine are Rebels characters
Ahsoka is Filoni's OC Donut Steel
The two others are the most pointless and well-designed characters of Disney Wars
Nah
summarized it perfectly. Basically nothing happens except that the characters switch position in the universe.
Also way too many open questions for me:
Where the frick did Thrawn find stormtroopers?
Where the frick did he find Night Sisters?
The frick was the dark Jedis' movitation? Where the hell did they even come from?
Am I supposed to know who this Morgan chick is?
Why does Ahsoka constantly cross her arms and excude all the charm of a piece of a wood?
>Where the frick did Thrawn find stormtroopers?
They were on board his star destroyer with him, dumbass. For all the problems this show had, that wasn't one of them
There are better things in life than watch SW slop. I promise.
No shit like everyone says but it's not great.
If you don't have disney+ just do the free trial.
And don't let Cinemaphiles opinions sway you,if you like it then that is fine,people join in threads about stuff they have never seen a parrot the opinions of others.
Also,hawkeye is good.
FREE TRIAL IT!
>FREE TRIAL IT!
shill post. literally easier to just pirate
>free trial
God I fricking hate zoomers.
Shill
>hawkeye is good.
Unironic shill.
The entire season is like 1/3rd of an actual story and the 2nd half is just dicking around with turtle ewoks while Thrawn waits in his Star Destroyer for the heroes to arrive so the plot can continue to happen.
O and theres some cool Sith-like characters who the story just kinda forgets about in the 2nd half.
No.
It didn't need to be 8 episodes and was dragged out for no good reason.
the only somewhat interesting characters are baylan and shin but nothing satisfying happens with their story.
>the only somewhat interesting characters are baylan and shin but nothing satisfying happens with their story.
Lol and the best actor in the series died so nothing ever will.
>Does filoni really save Star Wars?
in the same way Chris Chan saves Sonic the Hedgehog.
I felt insulted watching 3 individuals deflect blaster rifle shots with lightsabers from 50 night troopers. You can't defend this shit.
>things that never happen in star wars
That was pretty much the most star wars thing that has happened in any of these live actions though
>Sith apprentice Shin Hati blocks your path and demands that you beg for your life or she will kill you
What do ?
>What do ?
Stinky Sith Pussy
take off all my clothes and start chasing her screaming " ITS MR. MACARONI TIME b***h!"
>take my wife, please!
"My weight gain is a calculated maneuver, a diversion for my foes. By appearing less formidable, I exploit their biases, leading them to underestimate me. In this apparent weakness lies our advantage, as I manipulate their perceptions and win strategic victories. A tactical choice, not indulgence."
Is he actually that fat or is he wearing a prosthetic? I thought Lars was thin.
And you see that would make sense, if then Thrawn sumo wrestled some fricks and slapped the shit out of them. I don't understand why disney can't understand you have to have your bad guy win to be a threat. This is like wrestling 101. If you want a guy to be a heel (What) a bad guy (What) a villain (What) a foe (What) you gotta give them some wins. If they never win, they're never a threat. Filoni is too inlove with his characters, the truth is Thrawn should have killed the blue haired dyke, her man and probably the sith apprentice too. Have baylan come at him hard and have thrawn give a little shuck and jive and say awww sorry I thought jedi could deflect blasters
>and then have baylan blow up saying NOT CAPITAL SHIP BLASTERS
So many easy things to do but nothing gets done because filoni thinks this shit is getting a second a third season.
>To defeat an enemy, you must know them. Not simply their battle tactics, but their history, philosophy, art, and their... cuisine.
>lose in every encounter with the jedi
>"an acceptable outcome"
so his plan all along was to just run away from the jedi? it doesnt concern him that they will just use the space whales to go back the same way they did before?
>so his plan all along was to just run away from the jedi?
His plan was to escape exile and he suceeded
im not sure where this narrative that he jobbed like in rebels came from
maybe because the blue hair mando chick talks down to him, lets her go really for nothing, loses the 2 dark jedi mercenaries, just shrugs it off, loses 2 batallions of troops, sets up like a million space mines all around the planet (wtf how did he have time to do that), asks the great mothers for help in every single thing, the witch advisor dies again for no gain whatsoever, loses even more troops inside his base where he conveniently forgets to lock the doors so the jedi can just run up, uses artillerry against 3 slow targets, cant even hit them.
I have never seen a more laughable character but everyone is afraid od him for some reason. he lost all his resources just to win a little time because he was so afraid of the jedi he knew he stands no choice. and yes he managed to run away after all this but jusy barely and he was acting so smug the whole time lmao. thia show is prpbably worse than obi wan kenobi
He said he didnt care about the mercs
He also said he didnt care if he killed the jedi, just that they didnt stop him
He let sabine go to lead them to ezra
The doors were fricking locked they had to be forced apart literally
obviously the witch and his soldiers (interesting he lets them volunteer) died to delay ahsoka which worked
Alteast he actually uses his artillery unlike any other imperial officer
Black person, you’re honestly too moronic to even respond to
Was his stated objective and the central threat of the entire season not thrawn returning to the main galaxy? Was that moronic enough for you? How many of the events and lines of dialogue in the show do i need to ignore to get on your level oh wise one?
His plan was to eat cheeseburgers. Losing to the jedi is acceptable as long as he can eat cheeseburgers.
We've reached peak Goyslop
it's frankly garbage
I just rememebered I had a dream last night where I walked up to Filoni eating and told him he is a giant gay and a terrible writer.
Follow your dreams, Anon
Yes mostly
Its good, the characters struggle, some parts are really beautiful, it expands the sw galaxy alot (literally) and crucially theres alot left for them to go forth and develop in s2
does she get her orange buttcheeks out bros?
Why use the force when you can eat the force
am I the only one that wants to savagely frick the witch woman
and she was a good friend...
The writing is really really bad. Mando S3 tier. What a mess.
Someone post le epin lightsaber fight of the two middle aged women. I forgot to save it. Truly glorious.
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Do goysloppers really? Have they no shame?
hahahahaha this is fricking awful
why can mando deflect laser blasts, is he a force user? or does every joe and jim have that ability now?
That ain't Mando moron its Sabine from Rebels.
But yes her being able to use the force is pretty stupid. Pretty sure Kanaan would have noticed at some point if she was force sensitive.
>That ain't Mando moron its Sabine from Rebels.
sorry i havent watched a kids cartoon
>Kanaan
literally who? Im closing in on 30 I read the original EU shit, I dont know anything about this disney kid shit. I grew up with the real Timothy Zahn thrawn and shit like Luuke.
>I haven't watched a kids cartoon I just read extended universe star wars books like a real man
I read them when I was 12 you dipshit child
You are in a star wars thread on Cinemaphile b***hing about star wars Black person. Go look at yourself in the mirror and reevaluate your opinion that you are a mature grown up.
whoa chill out with the anti semetic remarks
You're telling a grown man to watch a children's cartoon to understand whats happening in a show aimed at adults.
>in a show aimed at adults.
kek, yeah right
ok if its not aimed at adults its even more pathetic that an adult would watch it.
Sabine using the force, aren't they doing that because they're incorporating the thing Rian Johnson did with TLJ where ANYONE can use the force if they want to and believe enough?
>Sabine from Rebels.
Who from what?
Your time is probably better spent catching up on the shows than sitting here like a clueless moron waiting to be spoonfed.
>better spent catching up on the shows
Absolutely not. It means frick all, not a single character is referenced in the sequels snd it ALL heads to Luke molesting Ben in his bed.
This is what annoys me the most, we know nothing of real importance happens because literally all are fricking not mentioned and things are back to square one in the seuqles.
What do you mean? We get a whole new galaxy totally separate from the shequels.
Which is precisely what they will use to explain their absence i'm guessing.
This show is a direct continuation of Rebels. It literally starts where the last episode of rebels ended has only Rebels characters and only deals with Rebels plotlines.
If you haven't seen Rebels why even bother?
why bother anyway
>has only Rebels characters
I don't remember that Morgan chick
Or those two completely irrelevant not-Sith
She's so bad. Look at her winding up and flapping her arms around. Ezra is doing it right, quick adjustments of the saber position to block incoming lasers. Sabine is doing both and also just tanking with her invincible armor, so not sure why she's even bothering. But Ahsoka is wasting so much energy throwing her arms everywhere, it just looks stupid. At least her duel looked a bit better, probably because she had a real person to interact with, but she's just so slow and inelegant.
*crosses arms in your way*
I enjoy the show, and love Ahsoka as a character, I just wish Rosario would put some effort into it instead of phoning it in.
Ashoka reminds me of a bethesda npc
>this was legitimately considered acceptable
I've seen (several) fanfilms that are so much better than this and star wars fan films are shit by and large.
>that complete lack of urgency.
>unkillable heroes vs mindless undead mooks
Star Wars. Over since 1983.
That's some shit tier choreography and framing
complete lack of intensity
hurr hurr why jedi can fight many enemy
They got fricking obliterated there mate. Basically only senior masters survived.
400 Jedi died and like 14 made it out alive.
Droids and Clones were much deadlier enemies than stormtroopers. Stormtroopers are shit. Always have been. The whole point of Stormtroopers was being a cheap fodder army now that the Emperor didn't need strong soliders with all the Jedi gone.
The storm troopers let Luke Han and Leia escape in ANH. They had orders. People don't seem to get that.
Was getting massacred part of their plan?
Star wars was stupid and boring before Disney bought it and now it's downright moronic
No, made it worst
It's the slowest show I've ever seen and the only actor who puts in any effort is dead
Why didn't they close the doors in the tower?
Why didn't he just blow the tower up the moment they were in the ship, thus they would be unable to get up.
Can someone explain to me where these Night Sisters came from in the first place? Why the frick do they agree with Thrawn on everything?
because they are evil and the empire is evil, duh
they came from the planet thrawn just escaped from and worship his blue wiener because he promised to take them from the planet (which they can't do on their own) to dathomir where their people settled millennia ago after leaving peridea themselves
Wow, sure would be nice if the show had actually explained some of that instead of just assuming the audience has consumed every bit of Star Wars there is.
>Waah why isn't everything designed to spoonfeed me
morons like you are just as responsible for killing entertainment as woke black woman inserters.
Excuse me for actually wanting to care about characters instead of wondering about their motivation and purpose the whole show.
Then watch the source material.
Clone Wars and Rebels
Clone Wars a shit
Clone Wars is great everyone thinks so
No, it was decent at best because Lucas was still there so Filoni couldn't shit on everything with his man baby predilection.
Rebels became absolute garbage by the end. Frickin space whales, are you kidding me?
Whats wrong with space whales? Gigantic space monsters have always been a thing in Star Wars.
No.
>worst era
>worst characters
>worst artstyle
>Clone Wars
>Worst Era
Opinion discarded. Clone Wars era is easily the best and most interesting time period in star wars. Its not even close.
>wow it's the same shit as always except everything's more high fantasy than grungy and all the characters involved are shit
>worst artsty-ACK
Everyone looks like they're made out of wood blocks. So yes, worst artstyle.
>Everyone looks like they're made out of wood blocks. So yes, worst artstyle.
they must have run out of money, Tales of the Jedi looked fine again
Yes and? The Clone Wars style is still worse. The Emperor looks like he legit jumped out of a fricking Crash Bandicoot game.
I will never forgive Filoni for ruining Hondo's swag
Sorry, can't have morally ambiguous pirate that acts depending on profit of the situation on a DisneyXD channel in a show for 7 year olds.
Why make a different show if you need to watch another show to understand anything about it?
To finish the unresolved storyline of finding Ezra and to show fans of the series a live action version.
Also this is star wars. All the movies and shows are heavily interconnect and pretty much all assume you have seen some other star wars shit.
I watched Rebels. None of it explains why they randomly found Night Sisters in a different Galaxy, why'd they're so eager to help Thrawn, what the frick they're transporting on that ship, who those two not-Sith are or what they actually want either.
WATCH THE CHILDRENS SHOW YOU IDIOT
kys
Star Wars is a children's franchise, lil bro.
the show literally tells you that the nightsisters came from peridea before using the whales to go to the main galaxy. the only """"outside knowledge""" you need for this is knowing they settled on dathomir and that's where anything nightsister-related has happened since 2008
its an assumption they are helping thrawn because he promised to help them in return by leaving peridia using his hench-woman (morgan) to get there
>they settled on dathomir
I don't like this
why? would you rather they had settled on mandalore or some other planet tens of thousands of years ago instead?
I'd rather they just be fricking Dathomiri
are you just as upset that humans in the EU aren't all coruscanti, and instead claim to be corellian or alderaanian and such? its the same thing with the nightsisters.
You're making my point for me. Humans obviously didn't evolve on Corellia and Naboo independently, but we don't need a homosexual story about whales for them having spread around. We don't need to explain nightsisters on Dathomir anymore than we need to explain humans on Naboo. Eventually some people landed on Dathomir, and a culture developed that we identify as "nightsisters", and there you go.
This reeks of that moronic bullshit where they can't just let his name be Han Solo, there has to be some elaborate explanation for it, "oh you're alone I'm going to call you Solo haha get it haha", its just dumb.
you're just looking for a reason to complain about disney when its literally nothing
No, I'm not one of these meme poisoned le heckin based based kino kek based anons that does that in lieu of a personality, I just think its stupid.
>the show literally tells you that the nightsisters came from peridea before using the whales to go to the main galaxy
Say what? I'ma need a timestamp and episode cause I just checked ep5 where Ahsoka communicates with the whales and they don't mention anything about Night Sisters.
its in episode 6
Huh, so it is. Thanks. Still feels far too convenient.
>too convenient
it absolutely is, also with turning morgan into one of them when there was no indication of it in mando, but that's just how poor story-telling goes
I don't even remembered her being in Mando, kek.
No, Andor did but you're all too scared to admit it. Filoni is just beating a dead horse.
Good action or suspenseful scenes should be like metal, or good metal anyway (I like some psych rock or stoner metal like Spaceslug: Proton Lander): silence between the heavy bits. This scene is so much better with the soundtrack
>that webm
Wow! I was skeptical but the force really is female!
This scene is like mumble rap - incoherent.
Name a single incoherent thing about it or the full scene or scenes
Its just a fight scene with a clear reference to a Mexican standoff. Nice broom broom music or soundtrack to go with it.
god I hate Star Wars so fricking much
the biggest fable in a galaxy far far away is cute coombait Ahsoka grows up to be that token ugly latin goblin Rosario Dawson
hebesoka time?
If they wanted me to watch Andor they shouldn't have made some poojeet Hispanic the main character.
it's dogshit, avoid
Every single SW show is utter trash. No exceptions.
What's the frickin point of these prequels to the sequels? We already know how the ending turns out, it fricking stinks
They aren't prequels to the sequels they are sequels to the prequels
Ashoka is a Mary Sue that was written as a fetish because he fell in love with her. The comics are an absolute joke with how strong she is and how everyone loved her and she solves all problems. The whole expanded universe is trash though. Not gonna bother with the show.
It sounds like this series underperformed. Will there be a season 2?
God I hope not. It was honestly worse than Rebels, a literal children’s cartoon. If Filoni wants to keep shoving his shitty fanfics down our throats just give him another cartoon.
>le hyperbolocally negative anti star wars poster
>le c. 2008 Reddit poster
I guess is the level of brain damage required to enjoy this crap.
Right, thinking person
Wrong, unthinking meme zoomer and buzzwording robot
>Does filoni really save Star Wars
No the final episode was a snooze fest. The light saber duels were so slow that I thought they were meant to be in slow motion but no, that was the actual top speed of the actors.
No, he ruined it even more. Completely terrible show. He's a hack.
>nightsisters
>le epin evil threat to the universe
>super duper dangerous
>get their ass kicked by everyone and their cat and are even more pathetic than that snoke homosexual
It's so tiresome.
Well they can’t be that powerful because they don’t exist in the sequel trilogy
Lightsaber duels in the OT and PT
>heavily consequential for the story DURING the fight
>single fight takes place across multiple rooms
>great use of verticality and the environment
>good choreography or at least thoughtful fencing
Lightsaber duels in the ST
>all lacking at least one of the above, if not all
>story consequences tend to happen after the fight rather than as a part of it
>choreography slow and dull due partially to disney baseball bat sabers
Lightsaber duels in the live action TV shows
>largely inconsequential and frivolous
>ridiculously low stakes and tension
>static battles in single flat circular rooms or arenas with little to no environmental play
>choreography is dead slow and robotic
Even on the action front that everyone praises, nu-Wars is total trash. I felt absolutely nothing for any of the fights in Ahsoka.
Aaaah, yes Filoni, this is how you write a military strategy genius:
>0 out-of-the-box thinking
>0 traps or military maneuvers, just throwing assets in front of the enemy and losing them to gain time to retreat very slowly
>His forces get defeated in every encounter with the heroes
>Inflicts 0 casualties to the enemy
>"it was my plan all along"
His motives are…complex…
Midwit civilians like us just can't grasp the tactical brilliance of these decisions. It's 4D pazaak
Anyone have the webm of the middle aged women light sabre fight where they are in terrible shape, slow, with the footwork and agility of a water buffalo, and have obviously never swung a sword before. It's actually beautiful.
>Cinemaphile(nel) incels think this is bad
The show had some of the better choreography in the entire live-action disney era.
Haha, thanks mate. It's about as impressive as my parents after taking a few dance lessons.
lol
lmao
All of the fight choreography in this was bad except for Anakin and Baylan, and it's almost certainly because both actors have had extensive prior training.
Keep seething, chuds. The force is female!
>an adult person thought this was an awesome idea
Just let that sink in.
That captcha was NOT accidental btw.
This was the exact moment that I knew for sure that the show was not going to be worth watching
I can understand the idea of deflecting blaster shots but, deflecting bolts from fighters is fricking ridiculous. What's the limit here? Are you telling me Alderaan could have been saved if there a Jedi on the surface to deflect the Death Star's cannon?
with a big enough lightsaber, sure
unironically that force induced side flip cartwheel thing was the most ashoka looking thing she did all show
My only issue with asssoaker is the lack of urgency. I genuinely think they wasted a few minutes each episode with panning shots where characters just stand around and emote to each other before having the most simple 5 words sentence conversations.
The story itself is interesting but the issue is they don't dive in. We get the most vague story notes. That is my 1 only issue. Yes that is one issue. What about it you fool? Ah I see you lack knowledge. Incredible. How one must bathe in the folly of the Bendu. We ride at dawn. Down with the den.