Can Marvel be fixed?

Can Marvel be fixed?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel died in the year 2000. You notice the paroxysms that precede putrefaction proper.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking metal

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks I got it from Razorfist the Rageaholic who also taught me that Lincoln was a fascist and Michael Jackson was as chaste as Christ.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seething leftoid

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >razorfist is still making pinko homosexuals seethe
          based

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically seething about razorfist in the 2023rd year of our lord

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's really funny lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cartman's mother is actually his father

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it's played for humor. This shit is in earnest. I don't read comic books, but this totally doesn't make me wanna read one now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They retconned that. Remember the dude he turned into chilli? That was his dad, actually.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick can you imagine the kind of soiboy homosexual who gives a frick about this comic book trash?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean like you're doing right now?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's laughing at the absurdity like me

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book companies would rather write shitty media bait than good stories.
    It's sad that all the fan fiction perverts took over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A single manga sold more copies than the entire comic industry.
      Not only do they not care about writing good stories but they also don't care about profit.
      It's all ideology.
      Look at how these comic weiros made everyone in the ATLA universe a homosexual.
      Except for the fire nation because le ebil nazis have to be there to opposite brave homosexualry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A single manga sold more copies than the entire comic industry.
        That doesn't say much as to the dropping quality of comics. Weebs will eat up any slop that's on par with what marvel is doing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That doesn't say much as to the dropping quality of comics.
          It says a lot, actually. The highest selling manga don't feature any of this woke bullshit. Mothers are female and fathers are male. Women are still allowed to be sexy and men can still react to that sexiness.
          >Weebs will eat up any slop that's on par with what marvel is doing.
          Now you're just talking out of your ass.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I grew up enjoying anime and manga but hardcore weebs don't have some highly calibrated sense of quality when it comes to storytelling. Japan and Korea just focus on a different set of weird shit that's aimed at the same demographics as western comics readers almost. You're not better for liking Cum No Jitsu: Perfect Complex over Avengers & X-Men: Axis. It's like the anons who say they hate anyone who worships celebrities or anyone who follows the kardashians but then they can tell you every little detail about their favourite celeb waifu or kpop idol.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of moron rambling is this? Mangas are more popular because they’re not stained with racist trans israelite shit and instead tell a story thats a story for the sake of a story rather than just blasting contemporary politics at the reader. It’s that simple. No one wants to read about how evil White people are and how gay kids are real and sexual or whatever israelites think about. We just want some cool dudes with superpowers fighting and causing huge collateral damage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. The entire industry is run by activists now instead of artists. Someone is paying them to inundate everyone with this ideology. Same formula in modern Hollywood.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Someone is paying them to inundate everyone with this ideology.
          It's just money dude. Comics make so little money now that they don't even print them anymore. So the companies that make them try to pander to new demographics.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Comics make so little money now that they don't even print them anymore. So the companies that make them try to pander to new demographics.
            Explain why Hollywood is doing the same thing, then. Also comic books are still being printed. Not sure where you got that information from.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Explain why Hollywood is doing the same thing, then
              Because Hollywood is filled with activists who legit believe in that shit and old guys who think any of that nonsense sells. It's just dumbasses all across the board. And now these studios are failing because they spent so much money on shit that nobody wants.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pandering can and does manifest for different end purposes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The concept of Mystique being Nightcrawler's father is decades old though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I ever became a comic writer I would hire a shojo-style artist no matter what genre. Horror, sci-fi, superhero, anything, because that's the only way it's getting sold. I split my purchases between a few different comic stores in my region and in all of them I always see teen girls to adult women in the manga section but I don't think I've once seen a female even glance at the American comics.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing to fix. It's been always bad. Comic books are fricking trash, always have been. It's literally shitty, childish stories for young boys. They just replaced American propaganda with woke one, the quality of storytelling remained the same.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a weak b***h too scared to read The Darkness, Spawn, and Evil Ernie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop outing yourself as a massive homosexual homosexual. Nobody cares. This board is anonymous.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me a minute for my brain to process what the frick I was even reading there.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they're gonna turn Azazel into a hot demon girl?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iggy Azazel

    • 5 months ago
      chapo poster

      No, he has no hand in Nightcrawler's parentage. Mystique grew a girldick and fricked Destiny. This also isn't "new", the original writer always wanted this to be canon. Marvel declined.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mistique grew a giant futa wiener and impregnated Irene Adler.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did mystique turn into a man or a futa in the backstory
    asking for a friend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asking the real questions here.

      I'd wager she was a man, not a Futa, during the sex. Otherwise Nightcrawler would be born a sissy twink failure instead of a brave masculine X-MAN Chad.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, this is one of the less egregious things they could do. Mystique can mimic other humans, why not mimic a man with functional testicles and "father" a child? It does get kind of weird that the son turns out blue instead of looking like whatever man she mimicked.

    t. someone who doesn't know anything about the X Men comics and doesn't really give a shit either.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda takes away from the whole “son of a devil who’s a hardcore Catholic anyway” angle but I guess that wasn’t always the case anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've always contradicted themselves on it. They would have one writer run a story talking about genetic mutations throughout history and how everything mankind thought were angels and demons were really mutants with weird powers then follow it up with a story from a different writer who is telling you how Azazel is an actual demon in hell. Every time Nightcrawler bamfs he's momentarily traveling through that hell dimension.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda takes away from the whole “son of a devil who’s a hardcore Catholic anyway” angle but I guess that wasn’t always the case anyway.

          It's because Kurt's design was just a cool visual the original creative team had with no background for beyond he got hunted by German villagers for looking scary.
          Claremont kept it like that, and used it in stuff like God Loves, Man Kills to show that fear of someone based just on what they look like is ignorant.
          Nightcrawler looks like a demon = well he must be a demon then, let's not bother asking his side of the story, or find out that he's a kind man who follows God, let's just lynch him.
          It was a simple metaphor.

          Later writers from the 'everything must make sense according to facts and reason' school didn't like that his visual mutation was looking demonic (and incidentally that Angel looked angelic) and so invented a storyline where NC looks like a demon because he technically is one. It's a reductive way of writing but I guess it's not especially bad.
          The 'is a catholic devil' thing sounds cool but doesn't add anything to 'is a catholic that looks like a devil' which Kurt already was. It's just surface. In fact you could argue it takes away from the central metaphor of prejudice if he really is a spawn of satan.

          Incidentally, if somehow someone gives some kind of shit about Azazael, it was his dick and balls and cum that Mystique (mostly) copied.
          So Nightcrawler still has a lot of Azazel's genetic makeup. He's just also a mix of Mystique and Destiny and some other stuff Raven mixed into her babybatter.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Incidentally, if somehow someone gives some kind of shit about Azazael, it was his dick and balls and cum that Mystique (mostly) copied.
            >So Nightcrawler still has a lot of Azazel's genetic makeup. He's just also a mix of Mystique and Destiny and some other stuff Raven mixed into her babybatter.
            This doesn't hold water because Nightcrawler's bamf takes him through Azazel's dimension. Mystique's powers aren't that fine tuned that she can copy those types of powers AND pass them on to a child. She would have had to drain Azazel's balls and carried his seed around in her shapeshifted nutsack before draining it into someone else, still making Azazel the father.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              It's because Kurt's design was just a cool visual the original creative team had with no background for beyond he got hunted by German villagers for looking scary.
              Claremont kept it like that, and used it in stuff like God Loves, Man Kills to show that fear of someone based just on what they look like is ignorant.
              Nightcrawler looks like a demon = well he must be a demon then, let's not bother asking his side of the story, or find out that he's a kind man who follows God, let's just lynch him.
              It was a simple metaphor.

              Later writers from the 'everything must make sense according to facts and reason' school didn't like that his visual mutation was looking demonic (and incidentally that Angel looked angelic) and so invented a storyline where NC looks like a demon because he technically is one. It's a reductive way of writing but I guess it's not especially bad.
              The 'is a catholic devil' thing sounds cool but doesn't add anything to 'is a catholic that looks like a devil' which Kurt already was. It's just surface. In fact you could argue it takes away from the central metaphor of prejudice if he really is a spawn of satan.

              Incidentally, if somehow someone gives some kind of shit about Azazael, it was his dick and balls and cum that Mystique (mostly) copied.
              So Nightcrawler still has a lot of Azazel's genetic makeup. He's just also a mix of Mystique and Destiny and some other stuff Raven mixed into her babybatter.

              Used the wrong pic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you don't understand anon
        Christianity must be abolished

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, there's no difference between a trans and a devil/demon. Both end up in Hell anyway.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    horse wiener futa mutant will save it

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal? She can grow a wiener because of her powers.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, no, she was Kurt's mother but Rogue's father and this thread belong to Cinemaphile

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > in X-Men Blue: Origins – from writer Si Spurrier and artist Marcus To...

    *psst* I think he means you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver lining: she is rejecting "men uniquely bad".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deplorables
      Haven't heard that buzzword from Marvel comics since 2016. What a horrible time to be a comic reader. Glad I stopped.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look like spider-man?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes a homie just wants to draw Spider-Man, story be damned

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kurt is larping as Spider-Man currently because he's sick of all the X-Shits. It's true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pissy baby deplorables
      >Cries and stays off the internet to avoid criticism
      hmmmm

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We want the Kenjaku audience

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the idea from the beginning. Claremont was a freak.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're on Cinemaphile and plenty of people here are addicted or have been addicted to Hentai and other forms of porn that have created or twisted the minds of these weebs into freaks. There are boards on Cinemaphile dedicated to worse things than what Claremont has written.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think it's weird for a woman who can shapeshift to grow a dick and frick another woman with is then you haven't had much exposure to fiction. It's commendable, really, to have such a purity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a woman who can shapeshift to grow a dick and frick another woman
        Sounds hot, is that scene in the comics?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't explain shooting functioning semen.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is wrong. I just read Bob iger say they won't be pandering anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iger doesn't manage Marvel Comics.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Futa chads can't stop winning.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    marvel finally chasing the futa market?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's where the money is.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. At least not in its current state. Consider first, what the "activists" and the new wave of personnel did to the comics, which ultimately serve as the source material and home base. They ran it into the ground while it was engulfed in flames and laughed while doing so. The MCU was great for a while, but they eventually infiltrated that too and have basically done the same. Maybe with everything falling apart now they'll try and swallow their pride and attempt to do some repair work. I doubt it, but it's possible. I'll believe it when I see it.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >german mutant
    >spawn of homosexuality
    Checks out

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad that futas are becoming more mainstream.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were Mystique, Rogue, and Nightcrawler originally part of the Mrs. Marvel universe?

    And then X-Men stole the characters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystique used to be a Ms. Marvel villain. She was created by Claremont, so when he started writing X-Men, he took the character with him.

      Rogue first appeared as an Avengers villain. She was also created by Claremont, so he also brought her to the X-Men.

      Nightcrawler was always an X-Men thing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mrs. Marvel universe
      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mystique shifting into a man that can cum and impregnate women
    >Meaning that Mystique shifts and all the internal organs are functional
    >Meaning that Mystique into a women and bleeds every month like a moron

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was right? Claremont or Lobdell?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can't copy mutant abilities, but generating sperm is fine? Lobdell, for sure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All she has to do is have some writer with a boner for her to turn her into a omega level threat than she can.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she just shaved her skin like a chameleon, you’re telling me she grows functional balls and stuff? Just wanted to read a cool X-Men story fellas but thanks for putting this disgusting imagery and scenarios in my head… won’t be reading.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to reproduce but pregnancy is inconvenient and will frick with my ability to shapeshift
    makes sense imo I'd do the same thing

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it to Cinemaphile please.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe the last decent X-men story was probably the one about Cable and Hope. Which is to say the aftermath of House of M and Wanda no more mutants shenanigans...

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look it's a gen alpha thread where they get mad over a character they have never seen.
    This bullshit has been happening with Mystique for decades. This isn't even the first time Mystique fricked someone as a dude.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's much simpler than that. Cinemaphile gets excited whenever there's a chance to talk about troony sex.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so weird that Frieza, Cell and Majin Buu all have the same ears.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can Marvel be fixed?

    lol. no. let the goyslop fail

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD THEY FINALLY CONFIRMED THIS!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was always the original plan

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its all so tiresome

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not this was Claremont's original origin for the character but Marvel editors shot it down (it was still a Code book and you couldn't even have openly gay characters much less futanari). I never cared for this idea or the thought of pregnant Destiny, and none of that explains Kurt's demonic appearance. Dave wienerrum isn't around to tell us his thoughts about this and he created the character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, who was his father in the original timeline?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Azazel?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one, they made his father fairly recently, I think Azazel was created around 2001

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they’re both blue, they have to be related!!
    >and one of them is trans!!!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mystique was always nightcrawlers mother

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a draenei-connoisseur, I am a big fan of blue skinned women with huge wieners fricking the shit out of other women.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaha, makes Luke drinking titty milk seem kinda tame

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw that Nightcrawler is currently dating Quicksilver. But I can't get a clear confirmation on whether Quicksilver has been gender swapped to a woman. Like that would be the writers going full satanic demon mode if they made a hyper-christian character like Nightcrawler gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ayo dis homie gets his news from tumblr

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was some article linked from Google News. But I didn't have time to follow up on it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up b***h. lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao based

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao based

            Male on male 69 is pretty fricking gay. Get a room.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up b***h, lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not here to judge. You suck who you wanna suck. gay.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up b***h. lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up b***h. lmao

                frickin did it again! This man is based.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically? only if it was sold to someone at bottom dollar so a whole new team of creatives could work on it
    but Disney are more likely to sit on the IPs forever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney will never sell Marvel. You will have to pry it out if their cold dead israeli hands.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. That's actually kind of funny. I always wondered if when Mystique tranimorbed into a different sex if she was capable of reproducing. I guess this answers that question.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me think someone at Marvel read JJK and decided to do something like that too, with disastrous results.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric July's 3rd comic release has added another 1 million to the 6 million his first two comics had already made! Let that sink in, an Independent made more in 2 years than all western(big corp) comics combined in the last decade! Get Woke Go Broke

      Godzilla minus one about to make Hollywood look foolish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it any good? the maga? I never read any but I read comic shit and I'm willing to trade up.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If CIA HQ is destroyed, yes.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Futa kino

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, this is how bio-women give birth from their front holes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best position to birth is standing up. They only lay on their back because it's easier for the doc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually yeah. My sister had to do this with her last kid and it popped right out since she already had 4 kids.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your sister had to get on her knees and defecate her fifth child?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that how you defecate? The previous kids had fricked her hips up and they bent inwards.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your sister fricks black men and the BBC ruined her.
        >T. Doctor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew this was coming. You are absolutely obsessed. We're all white with blonde hair and blue eyes, Black person.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We're all white with blonde hair and blue eyes, Black person.
            Ah usually you gays larp as having green eyes.
            Your sister fricks black men BBC in and out.
            >Verification not required.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hello ranjeet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odd position

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butthole status?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fixed? homie, that's literally what Claremont said he wanted to do with Mystique like 40 fricking years ago. Marvel, and especially the X-Men, has always been woke, but now they know they can get away with it without major backlash from fans.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fans? The comics sell next to nothing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >without major backlash from fans.
      Largely because they don't have any fans anymore.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new
    This is decades old.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her copying the DNA of men she slept with and impregnating her girlfriend with it to unknowingly prevent the apocalypse is new

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who Cares the X-Men has always been soap opera slop

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile swears up and down filth like ranma or ayatri can't possibly have contributed to the troony plague
    >But then starts crying about this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall Ranma ever getting impregnated in girl form.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe not but ayatri gays were constantly insisting Matsuri should be

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