Can someone give me a quick rundown of what this "Krakoa age" of the X-Men is all about? All I know about it from Cinemaphilesmosis is that the X-Men apparently built their own ethnostate and have lots of orgies now.
Can someone give me a quick rundown of what this "Krakoa age" of the X-Men is all about?
Yeah that is the quick rundown. You want to be babybirded like the narc homosexual you are.
Didn't realize I was on Cinemaphile
That's pretty much the long and short of it.
Other wacky details include:
>You can literally opt to fight in a bloodsport arena for the privileged of getting re-rezzed into a better body
>The rebirth system doesn't make clones; its the real you. Kitty Pride's soul got scared and they had to convince her to full revive
>There was a No Pre-cogs rule with the rebirthing because they would figure out that the the big secret was that mutants always get wiped out in those previous timelines
>There was a big event where the Celestials finally judge humanity and deemed that EVERYONE deserved to be genocided; they saved the day by swapping the judgement Celestial's brain with one of the Eternals
>There's a vault that contains the ACTUAL final evolution of humanity the the X-Men keep trying to kill
>Mr. Sinister is now functionally GOD thanks to some Pheonix shenanigans
>Newborns were left in bushes
Don't forget Magneto basically referencing the Protocols of Zion at the World Economic Forum to intimidate humanity, the teens regularly committing suicide for fun, Nature Girl turning into a full blown murderous eco terrorist, Nightcrawler trying and failing to establish a new religion, the prehistoric styled mutant paradise with a Yakubian-tier time travel origin, Beast enslaving a whole country with mind-control vine technology on the X-men's behalf then deciding to go rogue when he tried to do it at their fancy gala party, the fancy gala party, the fact they colonized Mars and filled it with a mutant nation of warlike social darwininst mutant-demon half breeds, the multiversal corps of Sabertooths banding together with the sole purpose of fricking with Wolverine, and so much more weird shit that they threw at mutant sex island that if this shit weren't being billed as super serious stuff you'd swear someone was having a laugh at your expense.
>the multiversal corps of Sabertooths banding together with the sole purpose of fricking with Wolverine
Sabretooth would've gotten around to this eventually regardless of Krakoa. It was only a matter of time
>Didn't realize I was on Cinemaphile
Every single board should aspire to be like old Cinemaphile, since it was universally regarded as the cultural pinnacle of this entire website because of its two pillars of ruthless elitism and militant self moderation.
Allowing cancerous request and recommendation threads like this one to exist is absolutely, fricking, unacceptable.
I repeat. Every single true Cinemaphilemrade must fulfill their civic duty by utilizing the report function en masse against the homosexual known as OP for violating Global Rule 16.
https://sys.Cinemaphile/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=143209341
Everyone is at least bisexual and then buttfricked by not-AIM because they have sentinels
>Can someone give me a quick rundown
frick off
piracy is still a thing, go read the comics you lazy ass
With all the tie ins, that's what, 50 to 100 comics?
I think a one line or shitpost is sufficient, like FIRST POST BEST POST.
>Random Supporting character gets mutant powers that let her relive her life when she dies
>Goes through multiple Bad End timelines and uses her discoveries to convince people to make a mutant ethnostate for survival.
>Complex series of events and a combo of 5 different mutants powers create a rebirth system thus making all mutants practically immortal
>Use super tech to make cure for cancer and holds it over the rest of the worlds head as a "bend the knee and we will give ship some to your country" motivator for letting them exist.
>The ethnostate devolves into a hedonistic mess
>At some point a bunch of alt-universe mutants show up and Mars gets terraformed to hold them.
>Mutants assert themselves as the representatives for the entire solar system on the galactic stage
>Magneto died again at some point
>A anti-mutant group called Orchis with robot guy named Nimrod frick em all up
>Ethostate gets destroyed
>Professor X says he didn't want the ethnostate to happen any way
why is everyone so hostile? IVe tried to into the krakoa stuff before and it seems kinda shit and i bounced off it.
So someone explaining if its any good or what its about/worth checking out would actually be helpful
why are you all being such insufferable gays about the OPs quesiton
Krakoagays are extra irate because their line flopped and no one really liked it and it’s now being swept under the rug.
Announcing your reports is bannable too, you know.
Where physically is Krakoa, and why was there an uninhabited island for mutants to take over?
Krakoa is actually a giant mutant. It was the enemy of the team from Giant-Size X-men 1 from 1975 that revived the franchise. It's a lot bigger and stronger now.
Pretty much that. Xavier, Magneto, and a suddenly alive Moira McTaggert reveal they were in a hidden alliance to form (yet another) mutant nation formed upon the body of Krakoa, the Living Island. The basic tenet is that as long as you're for Team Mutant, whatever your crimes are against mutantkind are were immediately absolved and you got to live there (as long as they liked you), which meant that a lot of supervillains not only got to join them but also got to take a big part in their government. And essentially, the theme was that as long as they held together and didn't fall back on plotting against and backstabbing each other, the mutants could overcome all their past issues and finally take their rightful place as rulers of the universe.
And then it immediately started falling apart cause the mutant supervillains began plotting against and backstabbing everyone.
Also, there was something about a version of Mr. Sinister that lived in an orb filled with his own piss and Dominion AIs or whatever.
TL;DR https://iasip.link/?VGhlIFgtbWVuIFN0YXJ0IEFub3RoZXIgTXV0YW50IE5hdGlvbg==
No, because nobody reads comic. People are arguing over their favorite schizo theory
This. The only comic Cinemaphile/ actually reads is Spider-Man because watching Peter Parker suffer gives a bunch of Anons throbbing erections.
Imagine the x-men becoming literally all the shit they used to fight against plus a healthy slice of degeneracy. That's the arc