Can Star Wars Be Saved?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jabba's still got it!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no that story has run its course

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. It's not that it can't be salvaged, but more that it's just not worth the trouble when the series has already done everything there is to do.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is jabba built for?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba that ass with muh dick homie

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How jaba got his groove back and became jaba the bawd.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gyaaaaaaatt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRINCESS LEA THE RIZZLER LEVEL 6 GYATTTTTTTTT

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even want to save it?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what AI propmtgays have been prevented by lack of skill from sharing with the world. Okay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's already jabba the hut porn, who cares? this shit is just a toy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is ZERO porn of Jabba by himself. Go try to find some of him where there is no Slave Leia involved in some way or other... I'll be waiting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, thats it. Go draw some doodles now

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jabba's wrinkled sagging haunches and buttocks... erotic !!!

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get it all smooth there?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To answer the original question, it would require ALL of disneywars to be de-canonized, then a hundred year timeskip to when all the original characters are dead, and do a kind of empire-went-into-hiding plot like Hydra in the MCU. The New Republic and Jedi Order (founded by Luke) have to quash this threat that's been building on the fringes of the galaxy, as well as secretly within the NR government.
    Needless to say, this story will be driven mostly by White men and there won't be so much as a whiff of zest.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird they casted Niki Minaj.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that billie elish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayo lemme get in that jabussy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only seen the movies so I can't say. Apparently, unlike their other series, some seemingly sane people actually thought Andor was good. If that's actually the case, at least it proves it's not 100% fricked.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jabba with legs
    why

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Disney retcon the idea of souls losing their personality and just becoming energy for the Cosmic Force?
    I heard multiple voices from the Cosmic Force at the end of episode 9, of people that were never trained on how to make their personality survive inside the Cosmic Force.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as long as Disney owns it.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the hands of Yidsney, no.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. You have an entire galaxy and eons of time to work with.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saving never had anything to do with it..

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jabba doesn't have legs, you AI homosexual.

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