Can we at the very least agree that he did a terrific job? What a comeback from someone who was being ridiculed for the Elvis performance
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Zoom zoom
Boomer were like:
>yo these FX are fire!
Zoomers be like:
Yo generic blue aura #237 be fire. Blue shield good, red shield bad no cap.
What are you even talking about?
he's a contrarian anon he literally can't help it he essentially has a form of psychosis
He’s saying the original effect looks tacky by modern standards but is very memorable and stylish whereas the new one looks like a stock after effects asset they slapped on in a weekend. Glad I could clear that up for you.
what did lynch mean by this?
>he doesnt know about mid duel errections
This is the true Herbert vision
SOVL
Damn, the PS6 looks like THAT?
>I am the devil..and I’m here to do the devils business
Didn’t like this line
>Demon worship
There are israelites in this timeline so it actually makes perfect sense
He was the best part of the movie. Incredible screen presence. Sadly, died like a b***h and misused as the character when his regular self was already perfect. But Sting is still better.
I always thought Sting was rather comical, kinda like traditional depictions of the Joker, this one was a different approach that was pleasing and uncomfortable to look at the same
I like Sting and his music. I thought he did it well. If you combine Butler's acting with him actually looking like Feyd, i'd agree Butler is better but his boring, bald looks ruins it. No one will remember his Feyd.
Really? I thought the bald and white look was pretty remarkable. I imagine (or hope) people will remember that for many years. It gave me the feeling of "oh ok that looks good but its also disgusting?"
My main point is that both are portrayed so differently that it really comes down to personal preferences if you were to compare the two
cant grow hair under the dark sun. thought it was a good touch
This comment could just have easily been about Elvis.
>Incredible screen presence
That was all due to the makeup. Butler is still a horrible actor.
Feyd dies like a b***h in canon, all that was missing was cheating with hidden poisoned spurs.
Sting was fricking awful.
>He was the best part of the movie
The Harkonnens in this duology are easily the most boring screen depiction they've ever had. They are in fact the dullest villains in cinematic history. Their design is listless and uninspired and their characterisation in nonexistant.
They didn't even have any literal colour whatsoever. No iconic red. Shameful wasted opportunity.
THANK YOU. i really dont get what possesses anons to praise the harkonnens here or giedi prime
Ok boomer
Sting did literally nothing for the entire movie, he just stood in the background of shots until the knife fight at the end where he dies like a b***h against someone who barely knows him
He looked like a clown
he insists upon himself
Louis?
>"May thy knife chip and shatter"
>"You ain't nothing but a hound dog, Paul"
That gave me chills
no
Yes he was very much kino but he did look baby face in certain angles. Ngl I thought he would be an unstoppable phycho assasin judging by the trailers
>he did look baby face in certain angles
I don't know if I got it wrong but I think he was supposed to be very young in the movie. He was basically "becoming" a man
That scene with Lea Seydoux was pure sexo
I didn't even know she was in the movie, she showed up like a jumpscare
She had a whole scene. Probably had more lines than the lead actress too
I know, I saw the movie. I'm saying I had no prior knowledge of her being in it beforehand and was surprised to see her.
Oh, same. But I knew she was in the movie because I watched some press tour clips, had no idea who she was playing though so that was a pleasant surprise.
a jumpscare for my penis
More like a twitchscare then
maybe for you
He saved the movie from extreme boredom, I was half a sleep then Giedi Prime scene came in. Pure kino
The black and white scenes really took the movie further
Best part of the movie, should have been the MC over Timothee. Frick the story.
He is literally me
Anon please don't kill your mom and pursue homosexual relations with your uncle
the kissing scene was unexpected jej
obviously a reference to the baron being a pederast in the book
Apparently the second kiss was improvised
Giedi Prime was pure kino. And it had the hottest scene I've seen in a major Hollywood blockbuster in years.
Lea is wonderful
>put your dick in the box
Foreplay
>muad dib only fricked one ugly sandrat
While CHADRautha had a harem of mindless bawds AND got Femdommed and Impregnated prime Bene Gesserit pussy
Damn it, a woman fricking you for the purpose of getting knocked up seems hot as frick. Why do sex-havers complain about baby crazy women?
Because you have to pay for the baby expenses later for at least the next 19 years
1 min of pleasure for essentially 20 years of indentured servitude
>tfw no bene gesserit semino demon to drain you
Why even live.
imagine getting Voice-raped by Lea Seydoux...
>he's sexually vulnerable
Who wouldn't be?
>Rape him using The Voice
>Chalk it up to "him being sexually vulnerable"
Imagine what Feyd would do to Margot once he finds out what she did to him and gets his hands on her with a gag.
He belongs only to his uncle.
I was under the impression that he was effectively seduced by her. She only used the voice to get him to kneel, as far as I can tell
What's the difference? Either way, the scene makes no sense and has no impact on the story.
If you can't tell the difference I find it very concerning
Why? Also, what's the difference?
she confused him to the point of not knowing where he even was
it was a rape
Good point, but I'm still not sure if he was so devoid of control during the whole process
dont have to
cyoom een me!
why was babby formed?
genetic backup who is now under the protection of the bene gesserit instead of the harkonnen
Bit late for the whole genetic backup thing, ain't it? Didn't they realize Jessica betrayed them like 17 years ago, or however old Paul is?
Does Drax have babies?
>put your right hand in my box
Alright, baby, let's.... oh.... you mean the pain inducer.
Sad they didn't show that
Bros, I have a question.
Why couldn't Feyd-Rautha resist being raped by the Bene Gesserit like his uncle Vladimir could and beat the shit out of his rapist? Was his lust for his uncle not strong enough?
I'd guess Mohiam's trauma from that time kept her from trying to rape another Harkonnen, kek. Especially one so closely related to the Baron.
his uncle was gay and thus immune too the vile pussy magic of the bene gesserit, Feyd however is straight as spaghetti
>Feyd however is straight as spaghetti
Didn't you see how he kissed his uncle?
nothing wrong with kissing the homies
Maybe he's just European or Hispanic
Yeah, but what you fail to realize is that spaghetti's only straight until you heat it up.
The baron was not immune to magic space pussy.
pusy*
But he fathered Jessica, didn't he?
If I recall correctly, he beat the shit out of Mohiam *as he was being raped by her*. And Mohiam made him fat as revenge.
>If I recall correctly, he beat the shit out of Mohiam *as he was being raped by her*. And Mohiam made him fat as revenge.
kja/bh fanfic bs. mohiam was never "jessica's mother" in frank herbert's books.
that's from brian herbert's trash, not the original novels
unless from frank's notes
have a nice day. Never again talk about that shitty fanfiction.
Ok. I got it wrong. Mohiam rapes him through blackmail, not using the Voice first and has a (genetically undesirable) daughter with him first. The Baron in revenge drugs her and beats the shit out of her while fricking her, "giving her what she wants". Then Mohiam in revenge makes him fat. Mohiam then gives birth to Jessica.
I still find it out of character for him to frick her of his own volition and give her exactly what she wants for revenge, though. I guess that's what happens when a different writer continues the story.
Also, in the first movie he seems completely obedient to the reverend mother (or else he could simply just kill the Atreides family). I guess we can't really confront the movies with the books
he was lying by omission. he never personally tried to kill jessica or paul. he just ordered some people to order some people to put them into a position where they'd be certain to die.
But why would he act so cordial towards a woman he had beaten and raped before? Makes no sense
Because he didn’t beat or rape her, moron. Brian Herbert raped his fathers work with his fanfiction, being too stupid to even understand it. That is why nobody cares about Dune books outside of what Frank did. Brian’s shit has no value whatsoever.
This.
I like to imagine that Vladimir was a chad who could resist the rape attempts of the Bene Gesserit femcels and beat the shit out of them.
The power of the nephew bussy > The Voice.
>he ordered some people to order some people to kidnap them, gag them, bind them, and drop 'em in a sand stew with the express intent for them to die
Geez, do you really need some stupid ass fricking witch magic to see through this moron's acting? Why is everybody in the Duneiverse a fricking moron? Is there some plot-related explanation, or is it just shitty writing? By the end of Duncaccino 2: Spice Boogaloo I just wanted the nukes to be set off by Skynet and kill everybody. Every single character is unlikable and seems unmotivated.
there is an exchange in God Emperor of Dune that Brian Herbert's schlock is quite inconsonant with, as surely those events would have come up were they true
>Moneo worked his lips in and out, then: “The Lord Leto has told me about that evil old man of your time, Duncan. I don’t think you understood your enemy.”
>“He was a fat, monstrous...”
>“He was a seeker after sensations,” Moneo said. “The fat was a side-effect, then perhaps something to experience for itself because it offended people and he enjoyed offending.”
>“The Baron only consumed a few planets,” Idaho said. “Leto consumes the universe.”
No, even Driver was more intimidating as Kylo at times when script gave him freedom to do so and I fricking hate Adam Driver
>albinos BAD
>gays BAD
>bald guys BAD
>obese BAD
I'm sick of being demonized
Only the last one should be enforced
I'm only 3 of these things
>have dysgenic traits/shitty lifestyle decisions
>receive disgust
It's a healthy natural response. The alternative is breeding increasingly ugly, weak, and inferior future generations. Your selfishness can't see the bigger picture through your hurt feelings. Makes sense that you would be stupid too.
>dysgenic
i am the culmination of human evolution
They look so much alike lol
i want female feyd
That b***h was sturdy
Where did you get this image from? Is there an original source?
Shouldn't the Barron have a harem of boys?
those ARE boys
The prostitute Gesserit literally go out of there way to secure the seed, the MC was litearally supposed to be a HVRKONNEN brood mare to produce the true Kwisatz Haderach and not that pussy ass homie Paul
>blue eyes GOOD
We are so back
I still don't know why he or Irulan were even in the movie.
Denis said that Irulan was going to be introduced now with a big payoff in the next film.
But Feyd was severely underutilized, its a shame
A big payoff? She has zero setup for her book story counterpart, so unless she's a completely different character introducing her in this movie, without context, is worse than just leaving her on the sidelines.
Irulan is a terrible character in the book. Her complete 180 at the end of Messiah was one of the most eye rolling worthy moments in the series
>Denis said that Irulan was going to be introduced now with a big payoff in the next film.
I think we've had enough of his sequel-tease routine.
>wait for Dunc pt2 to see Zendaya really shine!
>wait for Dunc pt3 to see Irulan and the Guild!
>wait and see. Pls don't judge me harshly 🙁 I'll make I all right with just one more dunc.
>wait for Dunc pt2 to see Zendaya really shine!
Now that was false advertisement kek
To show BGs plan everything
What were they planning?
yes
neve saw elvis but Feyd was the highlight of the film
I've heard his Elvis generally praised and people basically saying Lehrmann wasted him with shitty story structure.
I heard a lot of criticism about his method acting and the accent
>who was being ridiculed for the Elvis performance
he won a golden globe
Why is Jessica/Paul being Harkonnen significant? All it made me think of was an anime protagonist who has every superpower and is somehow related to every major antagonist. Paul is just Spice Ichigo, but somehow even more bland, no pun intended. He even has a couple of training montages that have no purpose.
Why are these movies 150 minutes apiece lmao? I swear to God 60% of each film is filler. Like it's shit from the book, adapted, but given no context in the screenplay because Denny (and his co-writer, the writer of Prometheus) is moronic.
Is there like fifteen hours of unused footage and the editor was just shite, or is this really the worst screenplay since The Phantom Menace?
Its important because it strengthens his bloodline and claims to the throne. If there's more to it I would love to hear
Why would that strengthen his claim, and why does it even matter? By the end he just takes it, claim or no claim.
Paul is literally just Euron Greyjoy, but not the book Euron. More like the neutered, illogical, dumbed down, cucked show Euron.
>Why would that strengthen his claim,
Because he would be the heir to two great houses
>and why does it even matter?
Because people would be more inclined to accept him
>Because he would be the heir to two great houses
Doesn't he nuke all of the great houses, including Harkonnen, presumably barring Atreides? Assuming that being an heir mattered and was part of the plot, how or why would anybody even recognize him as such?
>Because people would be more inclined to accept him
What people? The angry death mob sith lords whose patriarch and padawan he just murdered? Yeah, that should work out just fine. He'll just walk up to them and say
>I'm the heir, trust me bro. Now where are your nukes?
>Doesn't he nuke all of the great houses, including Harkonnen, presumably barring Atreides?
No, the movie ends with "the houses" opposing his claim
>how or why would anybody even recognize him as such?
The witches have powers that can tell whether youre lying or not
>What people?
The people that live in the planets he wants to rule over
I don't mind dicussing things but those questions are really obvious if you think about it for a minute, what are you doing? If youre trying to troll me or whatever just let me go please
>No, the movie ends with "the houses" opposing his claim
Yeah, that's after he threatens them with nukes. Then he declares war on them, presumably by nuking them and with his army of Arabs.
>The witches have powers that can tell whether youre lying or not
Who determines if the witch is lying?
>The people that live in the planets he wants to rule over
So, all of them? Again, he's about to or in the process of just seizing them by force. Claim is meaningless if you're pointing a gun and demanding it.
I'm not familar with the books and only saw the movie once but I'm pretty sure he was threatening to nuke the spice fields, not the great houses.
That's exactly what he said, he threatened to nuke the spice harvests
Six of one, really. The way they talk about spice makes it seem like you'd die without it, and if you're willing to do that, can't be too much of a stretch to assume he'd nuke the houses directly.
I.E. nuking the spice fields is borderline the same, if not worse, as nuking a great house's capital city.
It is important to the Alia plotline. Not sure if they will include that though
it shows the inhuman nature of the BG breeding scheme (their intent was for jessica to have a daughter who would have been directed to conceive a son by feyd-rautha, her own uncle, which would have been the KH). also
is right, it becomes very important in later books.
Wouldn't Feyd be like a second cousin once removed or something? Also why does it even matter? I get that they're looking for like some perfect genetic specimen, but it's impossible to discern what, in context of the films, the Bene Gesserit consider perfect. Their "plans" are so barren and go unexplained, their order an open secret to every great house, and the Voice being so overpowered yet never used for any major purpose just makes the entire subplot come off as a waste of time.
All of this applies to the books too
I don’t know what you expect them to come up with
Realistically, if they couldn't recognize how dogshit the books are, I would hope they would adapt it and attempt to improve on it. Instead they just stayed true to most concepts and adapted what they could fit in to five hours seemingly at random, so it all ends up making even less sense than the books.
I expect filmmakers to give a shit about the quality of their film, I guess. This "duology" just seems like an excuse for Denny to see cool shit happen on his computers.
It’s to drive the point home that Paul and Jessica aren’t pure good, since the first movie establishes Atreides as the good people and Harkonnen’s as evil.
All the first movie did is establish that the Emperor is either a huge c**t or incompetent (surprise, it's both) and sat some weird cult of c**ts is pulling at every string. As much as it tries to portray via overacting and visual imagery that Atreides is good, and Harkonnen is bad, you'd have to be Jar Jar Binks to believe it. It's like if midway through Lord of the Rings they just decided to have a flashback introducing multiple third parties that "tricked" Sauron into forging the ring.
>since the first movie establishes Atreides as the good people
>implying a French Cucknadian director had the self control not to jam the colonizer imagery down our throats and undermine whatever character twist he was going for
Haven't watched DUNC 2 yet but I remember thinking the first movie felt like a 6 episodes series shortened into the lenght of a movie
>at least
what do you mean? it was fantastic
sirs .. most excellent scene! feid ratha very good acting
most interesting film . be sure not to miss!
He done amazing job as Elvis
and bad script with fricked up pacing
and Tom Hanks were the bad stuff
>and bad script with fricked up pacing
but enough about Dunc
He's got the Bikeriders movie coming up this summer as well. Expect him to be the bad boy panty wetter for the next few years.
Bros, how could Paul kill his defenceless, disabled gramps without thinking anything of it? What an butthole.
Even after all he's done, I'd definitely hesitate if he was just lying there helplessly, especially if I knew that he was my grandpa.
I actually expected this. They have that offhand line from Jessica (I think) about how Leto wasn't motivated by revenge. That paired with the Baron already being defeated and the fact that Paul had already recognized Saddam as his true enemy made the execution come off as goofy. Are we supposed to like Paul, or relate to him? He just seems like a creepy butthole.
Respectfully, I think you missed something important lol... Paul is becoming "evil"
Was he ever really "good"
Not necessarily but it was more like let's see how he's going to turn out.
Although, he was never blatantly evil like the guy in the OP
Feyd was evil?
He was actually the hero, gone too soon
All joking aside, even though yes Feyd does come off as comically evil, I just viewed him pretty much the same as the Fremen. He was born into war and violence, his entire life manipulated by giant buttholes and space b***hes. He had to fight to survive, and ended up enjoying it. The only difference between Feyd and Chani is that Paul only wants to frick sand mutts.
Feyd came across as fairly honorable in the movie. If not for his scenes where he fed people to his bald b***hes he would be a tragic hero.
What about the part when he beat his brother and made him kiss his feet
his brother was an incompetent bloodthirsty moron
he deserved worse
>Hey Paul, did I ever tell you about the time Drax The Destroyer came to my home, brutally murdered and raped my entire household, and left me with this facial scar? Well now I have, so don't (You), yeah you (looks directly at the camera) dare try to imply that the two second duel I'm going to have with this character I've otherwise never met or seen onscreen was not setup, rushed, and/or poorly executed
>somehow, Gurney returned
>Hello darkness, my old friend
he actually did film scenes for part 2
he was taken by the harkonnen and was seen in some of the scenes on giedi prime
but this was cut just before release.
I wonder why. Have they said anything about released a directors cut?
I didn't think he was comically evil. Just evil, kind of like a spider that's so monstrous but you can't help but keep looking at it and being disgusted and amused. But now that you mentioned, I think his psychopathy was probably a byproduct of the breeding process
>ridiculed for the Elvis performance
sorry what? He was phenomenal in Elvis (a trash movie) he should have won the oscar over brendan
ppl were makin fun of his accent
People were making fun of his accent because he used it in interviews iirc
You know you're a really handsome motherfricker if you're still hot even bald with no brows
Wow skinhead man is so evil. He slit some throats and fricked a girl. What a badass evil dude. What a remarkable performance. What a based man and based director.
Truth is I think the entire script SUCKS. I'm not saying he's a bad actor but what about his performance was great? To be great you actually have to have a script that makes for good acting.
If you can deliver with a shitty script thats further proof a good performance, no?
he was a generic sadistic villain
how am i supposed to be impressed
he's talking about the acting, not the writing
>h-he was a well-acted saturday morning cartoon villain!
no acting can save this kind of writing
what's wrong with a sadistic side-villain?
it's lazy and undermines suspension of disbelief. the entire script was lazily written. villeneuve has poured his entire enegery into the visuals
i have seen fricking CW villains who were more convincing and nuanced
>lazy
sure
>suspension of disbelief
what? he was just a psycho born into nobility
then show more sides of him
why? he's a psycho through and through, my complaint was that we didn't get more scenes with him
He should've been introduced in the first movie maybe
He was a wienersure young gun who had a sadistic side due to his upbringing but was autistically committed to honor.
idk what more you want.
think you replied to the wrong guy
sleep and eat probably
what does he do when he's not murdering or torturing people
Frick b***hes
More like feed his b***hes humans.
i really shouldnt take to mental zoomers
how old are you?
old enough to have seen lynch's dune when it was released zoomie
that's really sad
the ozymandias villain chart and its consequences have been disastrous for Cinemaphile discourse, you morons think the measure of a villain is how le sympathetic and le relatable they are xD
u should stick to saturday morning cartoons and the MCU capeshitter
>I am forgotten
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
lmfao
Bros, are we to assume that Shishakli, Chani's friend was tortured to death using fire by Feyd?
What a dumb, masochistic b***h.
Bros, does Irulan die a cucked femcel? Or is she allowed to keep boytoys?
This is discussed verbatim in Dune Messiah, Paul says that she is allowed to keep a lover but if she ever falls pregnant he'll have the father garroted and the baby aborted
Bene Gesserit have full control over their ovulation so Irulan can only get pregnant if she allows it to happen
Oh no, is she going to suffer?
she is part of the conspiracy to dethrone Paul but when the plot fails and Paul is presumed dead after he exiles himself to the desert, she begs Alia for forgiveness and swears allegiance to Paul's newborn children, remaining their steadfast guardian even when House Corrino plots to return to power in Children of Dune.
Does she have any political power at all?
She sits in on Paul's council meetings but is widely seen as a moron whom no one respects, the "my most astute student" line in Part 2 is funny because in Dune Messiah Gaius Mohiam says that Irulan is an idiot and among the least of the Bene Gesserit, who was only trained due to her proximity to the Emperor.
I can't see that happening in the next movie. They hyped her too much on Dune 2. What do you think?
She's literally going to kill Chani in the next one
Chani dies giving birth to the twins Ghanima and Leto II
She dies in childbirth because of Irulan's drugs
>She dies in childbirth because of Irulan's drugs
Irulan actually prolongued Chanis life with the contraceptive. because Paul saw she dies the moment she gives birth to the twins
This is a moronic moment in the book. First it's stated her chilbirth will be lethal because of the prolonged exposure to contraceptives, then Paul thinks to himself it prolonged her life. But hasn't it doomed her life in the first place?
Chani was doomed, that was the least painful one
she'll definitely be more of a core player and less of a tool for the Reverend Mother Mohiam.
Isn't Irulan a Bene Gesserit in name only? Like she doesn't give a shit about their teachings or methods and is regarded as a failure, but still useful due to her heritage.
Is the 1992 Dune game any good? Should I play it?
Can some kind anon please post that behind the scenes pic of his cannibal harem girls
nope
jobber
>Jessica mind-rapes you into kissing her son
>Paul cucks you in front of your entire people
Why must Chani suffer so?
>Makes you get a boner
Zendaya is offensively ugly in this movie and I'm tried of people pretending otherwise.
Who is pretending? People here have been relentlessly calling her ugly and sheboon for the past week
See
i agree that she isn't some 11/10 goddess but offensively ugly? she's just cute, nothing more or less
I can, if I squint my eyes hard enough, accept that Chani doesn't need to be pretty and chalk Paul's attraction to her as a result of the visions and prophetic spice boners. I cannot however accept what they did do to her as a character and her relationship with Paul.
How is that relationship supposed to be?
IIRC she's just the Sand Jessica to Paul's Jared Leto. He loves him, unconditionally.
They're lovers, with Chani seeing that Paul may be a messiah but he's still a person who needs support, without any edgy atheist babble. They have a kid together, she doesn't need to be forced by the Voice to cry when he's OD'ing on worm pee and she trusts him with the marriage to the princess when he tells her that he's not going to even touch her. Her role is smaller but at least she doesn't have the moronic drama attached to her.
tbqh i would much rather take my tomboy uggo waifu chani over stuck up feminazi irulan
Well suit yourself she's all yours
can you set me up for a date with zendaya anon?
I regret to inform you that she's taken. This guy Tom Holland, heard of him?
b-but you said she was all mine... 🙁
he's like 5'9 so he literally doesn't count
They are each others' beards. Tom Holland is a homosexual bottom and Zendaya is pseud-asexual. Their relationship is strictly PR.
Yeah, she falls in love with the lead actor of the biggest movie she's ever been in. How beautiful isn't it? A completely organic relationship
More than that is Holland, who's homosexuality is an open secret. He (allegedly) tried to come out with the release of The Crowded Room, but his marketing team advised against it (which extremely common for closeted actors like Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Hugh Jackman, etc.). He has WAY more to lose than Zendaya, but I guess she gets a good paycheck out of it like all beards do.
Right, everyone is gay lols
Sorry buddy, but these are open secrets in Hollywood. If you're actually adamant to find out about it (or prove they're not gay) I invite you to follow news about their personal lives. e.g. Hugh Jackman, who married a woman 13 years older, paid $100,000,000 for his "amicable" divorce settlement in exchange for a non-disclosure agreement (unheard of), and never once attacked Bryan Singer because he was also at all those parties and runs in the same circles, pic related.
>everyone is gay
The problem with that nomenclature is that it doesn't really mean what you want it to mean. Homosexuality isn't a "real" thing insofar preference comes to - it's sexual fetish, usually ingrained in people who suffered sexual abuse early on, and much more so in people in Hollywood, who sell their bodies in exchange for fame and fortune.
You would know troon
By all means cope; no transvestite would argue that anything but heterosexuality is a fetish.
sounds like bait but I'll believe it
On the Far From Home press tour, they went along with the gays joking about Mysterio/Spidey doing gay porn in the movie. But Holland trying to be "chill guy joking" while looking like he's the macho guy with the big MCU contract that Jake didn't have, really rubbed me the wrong way.
I don't envy them. It must be hard to live in a world where everyone bombards you with the idea that "we can all be who we truly are" but then the people that manage your career (and profit from your success) constantly tell you that you will lose on roles if you are "yourself". The constant conflict must make them insane in the long run.
It's not bait, this has been discussed at length if you have been in Cinemaphile as long as me.
>Shannara Chronicles
Did you enjoy it? I always wanted to watch it since I read the Shannara books as a kid, but the casting gives me a huge red flag.
>Did you enjoy it?
It's mediocre fantasy, but has really hot women. It's not special, but is very, very comfy. That's pretty much it. Give it a go for the first several episodes when you are in the mood.
Why doesn't this apply to Andrew Garfield + Emma?
Ooh so another spiderman couple had a thing? Not suspicious at all. I bet that would never happen 3 times haha
How naive of you to think she's anything different
I think Zendaya is pretty racists just can't handle she's a mutt
I don't like that they skipped the timeskip. In the movie, Paul now apparently convinces the Fremen and wins the entire war before Jessica is barely showing - so a couple of months at most.
Basically, Denis is a coward for skipping child Alia.
I don't know exactly how it plays out in the books, but Jessica essentially does not appear in Part Two. It's just Alia speaking like creepy Bilbo through Jessica, or at least that's the implication. I don't know, it could just be Jessica 'avin a laugh. It don't matter. None of this matters.
>Chani goes from being concerned yet faithful wife that just lost their kid to a b***hy naytheist gf that never got enough dick
Why do this
it's 2020s, we need more stronger women in media and everyone knows that means irrational b***hes
Most of the criticism of Paul's white savior-ness is contained to his own internal monologue in the book, which is something that can't really be portrayed on film. I understand why Denis felt they needed a character to serve as a foil to all of the fundies in Paul's camp
The final knife duel with Paul was the peak of the film.
that shit was gay as hell
The choreography was clean
>austin is 6 feet tall and ripped
>timmy is a skinny twink and still wins the fight
They looked the same height though
The sardaukar are so fricking cool im pissed on how they were under utilized in part two. While i liked that the harkonenn troops got some more screentime, why were the sardaukar wasted?
The Sardukar didn't even put up a fight against the Fremen. It was embarrassing
sardaukar were always jobbers. their whole point in the story seemed to be to blow hot air up the fremen's asses. they're there so that the fremen can effortlessly murder them, so you can't handwave away the fremen success against the harkonnen as the harks just being morons
The sardauker were larpers. It was like how Gothic warriors subjugated and destroyed the Roman armies who had the reputation of being the strongest soldiers in the world. Being a soldier is different than being a warrior.
What wasn't under utilized in part two? Every single thing was watered down/sipmlified to give Zendaya more screentime.
How can that frenchman take everything cool and give it to that mutt! How!
Can't take it serious he looks like an overproduced filthy frank character
I don't have that frame of reference thankfully. To me he seemed a bit like the engineers from the alien movies
I seriously thought he was Bill Skaarsgard the whole time. After the movie, my wife asked me what I thought of Austin Butler's performance. I said, huh, you mean Bill Skaarsgard? We quickly googled it and I was flabbergasted. And here I thought I was bereft of autism and my wife was the spergie one.
Reminder the character is 18 years old.
Paul 15, he even has the bum fluff moustache you can just about see when Puberty hits.
>using tacitcal nukes is based
what did they mean by this
>the emperor's genetically modified elite of the elite supersoldiers look like dysgenic meth addicts
why
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Sardaukar aren't genetically modified, they're just from a death world and have a really strict training regimen.
And honestly, masculine facial beauty doesn't have much to do with ability to fight. I'd expect the Emperor's "terror troopers" to be a bunch of terrifyingly ugly fricks with maybe a few gigachads thrown in.
They're meant to represent The Emperor.
theyre all just scandinavian
what benefit is there to get their heads wet and smear blood on their face before putting their helmet on?
>what benefit is there in rituals
idk mane, but we all have little nonsensical habits we abide by.
I shake my wiener three times after taking a piss. Not twice. Not four times. Three (3). Whether there's droplets to fling off or not.
do you say "doot doot" when you do it?
Keeps the inside of the helmet nice and moist
should have casted the arthur shelby actor
I mean, he was hired to play a barbaric moron, technically speaking he did a good job portraying that.
Problem here is why did they make the Harkonnen to be a bunch of barbaric morons?
>watch DUNC
>think "I know this guy" the entire time
>can't place him
>and no I did not watch your gay Elvis movie
>check imdb later
>it's the dude from the Shannara Chronicles TV show
Well I didn't expect that. Expectations subverted in a good way.
>read about Feyd in book
>this was what they made instead
The casting director for Dune needs a public execution
Anyone else feel the exact opposite? In a movie that managed to feel pretty original this guy was the one corny cliche epin psycho killer.
He was an amoral chad in the books. How they came up with some albino psycho killer shit is beyond me.
Also feyd despised the Baron who groomed him, the movie makes him INTO that shit
Nah, he literally threatens to kill the baron and only chills out when he gets offered the position of emperor. Its afe to assume he only plays along with uncle vladamirs shit for personal gain.
Iiec wasnt Feyd attractive in the book?
I've seen a lot of girls thirsting over her so I guess they accomplished what they set out to do
Did the Nazis do that to him after his B-17 crashed?
I did not like him. His character was just the baron but with pecs.
why were his teeth black? I think his weird sex slaves also had black teeth