Can we finally admit the alien reveal was pretty lame?

Can we finally admit the alien reveal was pretty lame?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you say that?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >op doesn't like interpretive dance battles

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was not a good movie regardless of the poor reveal

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie known or notable for anything other than the bear scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its also known that the writer of the book got his inspiration from Stalker and came up with a bullshit story about him in the woods. This movie is basically a redditor'd zoomer version of Stalker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The pool scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the blacked scene

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can we finally admit the movie was pretty lame?
    ftfy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was actually the best part. Such a shit movie I had to stop myself switching it off several times.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I really liked it. It was legitimately unsettling the first time I watched.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good soundtrack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sound design and score really elevated this to a surprisingly kino level for me. would love to see it in a theater.

      Helped by Geoff Barrow from Portishead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trippy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Portishead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God I am so glad people no longer consider turntables cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pure fricking kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can we finally admit
    Cinemaphile dislikes this movie since it came out, because it stars only women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well it was incredibly stupid that in the movie they specifically decided to use an only woman team because ??????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't it because they ran out of men to send because all the previous men squads never returned

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares?
        It doesnt have anything to do with the story.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >character says the movie title then dies

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was its problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It wanted to understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some kind of weird alien clone of Natalie Portman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wanted to twerk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't understand why Kane killed himself

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta read the book

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sound design and score really elevated this to a surprisingly kino level for me. would love to see it in a theater.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good reveal for a very good movie.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Alex Garland, so I liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna tear up the dancefloor dude check it out

      Ex Machina mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she is such a hottie but I hear she was shit in devs (which I have heard mixed reviews of)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          devs is a mediocre two hour movie that someone edited into a tv show by stuffing five hours worth of deleted scenes in the middle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you like his new one Men?
      It was right proper surreal or some shit, but I didnt really get where it was going outside of "yes all men".
      Tho I give full credit to creative repeat use of the hand for max recoil-in-creep/disgust factor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you like his new one Men

        I haven't seen that yet.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          with that kind of explosion she would get parts of the gun on her face. It make no sense

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a sexy suit she's wesring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think the movie was more making a point on a specific type of male fixation. Like she was seeing her husband's qualities in everyone. Not his best, but still was a fun watch. What do you think of Devs?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you think of Devs?
          Been a while but I dont remember being too impressed. The scifi was decent enough to remain immersed, but it felt unnecessarily slow. I liked what the other anon said about it including a bunch of what should have been deleted scenes.
          It reminded me a lot of Asimov's short story about a time viewer.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dead_Past
          And I think Asimov's story was more concise and dealt with the concept better - even if the science is older.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna tear up the dancefloor dude check it out

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alex galrand is a hack that can only film muddled retellings of other people's ideas, and in this case he's adapting a book by a hack that can only write muddled retellings of other people's ideas, so what you're seeing is at least two degrees of separation away from anything interesting. a xerox of a xerox.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alex garland

    For me, it's Sunshine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exactly - because alex garland should not be directing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ex Machina and Annihilation were pretty good though. He basically directed Dredd too.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people buy the rights to a book and then hire some israelite to write a completely unrelated screenplay that has absolutely nothing to do with the source material?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You gotta admit the visuals are excellent. I don't really remember much of the story anyway

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the visuals in this. I think it was just held back by mediocre writing. Probably ironically or unironically needed more artgays and to try less hard.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had some interesting ideas and was pretty , but the movie and the alien reveal were kinda lame

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I read the book and the film was superior in every way. The film was also trash.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the movie was pretty sloppy but the alien was cool as shit. Her running from it then it already being in the next room was genuinely terrifying.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile complains there isn't more cosmic horror
    >Certified cosmic horror kino gets made
    >2deep4/tv/
    Literally what did Cinemaphile mean by this? Needed more tentacles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And they probably love Bird Box

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, we can't

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY SHADOW IS TRYING TO KILL ME IM GOING INSANE!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, chud. you would go insane if your shadow tried to kill you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I already killed my shadow homosexual

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I assume it was supposed to be 3d but I haven't watched the featurette on the story origin. A lot of the movie just seems literally unfinished. Like all the cancer stuff seems kinda blank like it wasn't really supposed to look like that and was gonna have all this 3d rendering stuff done to it. I think the 3d got yanked and instead of halting production they basically forced it through.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed them randomly cutting to Portman getting blacked throughout the movie, really added a lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miscegenation propaganda aside, what was this purpose of this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The character in the book had marital problems and it was thematically relevant. They made it blacked porn in the adaptation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoyed them randomly cutting to Portman getting blacked throughout the movie, really added a lot

        >dredd - unnecessary blacked scene
        >annihilation - unnecessary blacked scene
        >men - white woman has a black husband

        frick Garland and his shitty propaganda films.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This didn't actually happen... right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not watch the moobie?
        Even when the bear was stalking them it cut to her getting dicked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Were you the incel in the brown hoodie muttering to himself in my theater the whole time? My girlfriend was worried you would start shooting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I had skittles. And got killed by a Mexican israelite.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sigh
    Somehow, we're the aliens.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spoopy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gags were really sexy

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but it's still good overall

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