Can we review our status here? Lets's look at this thing from a standpoint of status.

Can we review our status here, Cinemaphile? Lets's look at this thing from a standpoint of status. What have we got on this board that's good?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to take these tripgays, this bundle of /misc/tards, and the roughly 20 other board regulars we have, and create a function janitorial team.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *functional
      time for seppuku

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes please do have a nice day because people that come here and cry about moderation or the lack thereof definitely belong on another site
        this place has been pissing in a sea of piss forever, and I wouldn't have it another way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "janitorial team" was my analogue for the air scrubber in the movie. Relax, Chudzilla.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this place has been pissing in a sea of piss forever, and I wouldn't have it another way
          5 bucks says you say this here and then turn right around and tradlarp.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have to get back to you anon

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we need to fit this shitposting
    >into this on topic thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using nothing but these

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ah shit!!!
        >shit I tore it, uhh...Houston what do we do if we tore the cheetos bag?
        >*sighs, they should have one bag left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon, they want you to RIP the sticky off the Cinemaphile board
      >*laughing *RIP!!
      >you have to live it!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhm... Flight, I recommend we shut down Baneposting and "Now You See Me"-posting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't get rid of the post counter, you can't run a basket weaving forum without a post counter
      >anon from my station here this is the only option
      >okay tell them we think that's the only way to stop the raids
      >gentlemen... we just lost the board

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GODDAMNIT I DON'T WANT ANOTHER ESTIMATE!
        >I want the post count, now!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Our board was called "a successful failure," in that we removed nudity but never banned the baskin homosexuals.
        > In the following months, it was determined that a damaged bonus hole built inside the mod closed up during our dilation session and caused the meltdown that crippled the sticky.
        > It was a minor defect that occured two years before I was even named the boards janni.

        LOL this thread is underrated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same guy, apollo 13 isn't this quotable.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's at least 2 guys, but I'm doing this all from memory anon. It's very quotable.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hell of a show we've got here.

              >hey they told me to reset the router so I reset the god damn router
              >I just asked you what the range ban was reading
              >no no no! We're not gonna go bouncing of the walls for 10 minutes only to wind up right back in the same spot
              >Houston to Apollo?
              >are we on web cam?
              >no
              >go ahead Houston we read you
              >go ahead and look at your page settings
              >yeah Houston we were just looking at those numbers now. We have jumped 4 pages in the last hour
              >we were anticipating that, we're working on it right now

              >that was some little bump

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >standing by for more posts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >at 2350 hours there will be a thread re-entry blackout
                >a reminder no shitposter has ever taken longer than 2:45 to bump his own thread.
                >all we can do now is wait and pray

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >*acckkklllllllpsshhhh Hello, anons this is the shitposter, it's good to see you again

                %3A%2F%2Fduckduckgo.com%2F&feature=emb_logo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >apollo 13 isn't this quotable.
            With all due respect, sir, I believe this will be our finest thread

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're the other guy this killed me btw.
              Wish I'd have thought of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Clint. Clint posting needs to become a thing.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    got drunk as frick last night my head is killing me but i've been waiting all day for the beer shits, i wondered what i did to get out of it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shit during the blackout.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        entirely possible. woke up with my pants off i guess i tried to jerk off lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you worry, honey. If they could get a bait post to bump, my janny could ban it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Our board was called "a successful failure," in that we removed nudity but never banned the baskin homosexuals.
    > In the following months, it was determined that a damaged bonus hole built inside the mod closed up during our dilation session and caused the meltdown that crippled the sticky.
    > It was a minor defect that occured two years before I was even named the boards janni.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to post on Cinemaphile with you. This is Christopher Poole, and this is Hiroyuki Nishimura.
    > Are you boys newbies too?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we designed Cinemaphile to talk about anime, not to spam the word BANE for 13 years straight
    >well unfortunately we're not posting on Cinemaphile
    >I don't care what the board was designed to do, I care what it *can* do
    >so let's crash this plane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when we switch over to a new meme the meme gets powered by the autism of anons right?
      >yeah...?
      >so let's reverse it, let's use the autism to give power to the meme
      >you're gonna lose a lot with the schizo posters anon
      >yeah I know but all were talking about here is 4 (you)s anon.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tax policy jokes are useful, and understood by the board's culture. We haven't seen many of those recently, but taxation is a serious subject in the public interest. If we encourage more tax policy jokes, it may get users more curious about the details of the tax process.

    Above all, we should educate our people not to joke about things like not completing their taxes on time. I was audited myself, and it wasn't pleasant. Knowing that your taxes have been filed properly increases peace of mind and benefits crew psychology.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why haven't we filmed a movie in zero gravity since this came out? it doesn't seem hard to do with today's movie studio technology (digital film, led lights, etc)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that's mount sneed down there, anon you've gotta come see this
    >I've seen it
    >Boy I'd like to take this thing down there, do a little shitposting
    >Gentlemen what are your intentions? I would like to get (you)s.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ken manningly went on to shitpost for years, even lead the charge against the gaddon poster, having never gotten a girlfriend.
    >freddy went on to start his his own business with his wife's son
    >jack swaggart shitposted in the Trump wars of 2024 even got him elected, but he died of drukk posting before he ever took office
    >as for me, I sometimes look up at the catalogue and think about all those shit posters that gave me a home and wonder, if we're ever going to get a (you) again.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Houston we are venting something into cyberspace
    >*music intensifies
    >I can see it on reddits homepage right now
    >it's definitely a frog of some sort... it's gotta be the OC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey they told me to reset the router so I reset the god damn router
      >I just asked you what the range ban was reading
      >no no no! We're not gonna go bouncing of the walls for 10 minutes only to wind up right back in the same spot
      >Houston to Apollo?
      >are we on web cam?
      >no
      >go ahead Houston we read you
      >go ahead and look at your page settings
      >yeah Houston we were just looking at those numbers now. We have jumped 4 pages in the last hour
      >we were anticipating that, we're working on it right now

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell of a show we've got here.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She’s still going on about the janny deleting her stupid Chris Watts thread?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am sick and tired of the entire board knowing how my router is functioning
    >MODS!? I JUST LOST THE IP COUNTER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait.. flight, now I've lost all three of them!
      >relax... just a little inboard mutiny

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