>daughter of the King of Crete
Not the King of Crete (Minos), she was the daughter of Creon, the King of Thebes. That's why in mythology Heracles/Hercules killed Lycus after he murdered king Creon, Creon was Hercules' father-in-law through Megara. Also Oedipus was Meg's cousin, which makes the theater scene even funnier.
>In the movie: Meg is just some chick named Meg. Nothing really attached to her or expanded upon. >In the actual myth: Megara is the daughter of one of the Kings of Thebes, marries Heracles, and bears him several children before he is driven mad by Hera and murders them in a blind rage.
They don't have to show the last part, but man we were screwed.
>b***h tries to poison you to death so her son can become emperor after she wipes out most of your family with assassins >you avoid the poison by eating only figs from your personal tree >she coats those figs in poison
Can’t be worse than a Roman woman tbh
>In the movie: Meg is just some chick named Meg. Nothing really attached to her or expanded upon. >In the actual myth: Megara is the daughter of one of the Kings of Thebes, marries Heracles, and bears him several children before he is driven mad by Hera and murders them in a blind rage.
They don't have to show the last part, but man we were screwed.
I prefer the version where Heracles only murders his kids and lets his twink nephew marry Megara to take care of her since he couldn't trust himself.
It pisses me off that Mulan gets to be an honorary Disney Princess and yet Meg gets left behind to be forgotten
Mulan killed a guy, she deserves it
Meg died and came back isn't that enough?
Meg was literally a princess.
Mulan killed a LOT of guys.
"Meg" doesn't have a princess-y ring to it.
Family guy ruined 'meg'
Megara is the daughter of the King of Crete her place wouldn't even be honourary she just loses out because the movie is about gods and not kings.
>daughter of the King of Crete
Not the King of Crete (Minos), she was the daughter of Creon, the King of Thebes. That's why in mythology Heracles/Hercules killed Lycus after he murdered king Creon, Creon was Hercules' father-in-law through Megara. Also Oedipus was Meg's cousin, which makes the theater scene even funnier.
I mean Meg is an actual princess
Mulan: main character
>Meg: main character's love interest
See the difference?
Explain Jasmine
Meg is Greek, big enemy of the israeli parasite bloodlines
>In the movie: Meg is just some chick named Meg. Nothing really attached to her or expanded upon.
>In the actual myth: Megara is the daughter of one of the Kings of Thebes, marries Heracles, and bears him several children before he is driven mad by Hera and murders them in a blind rage.
They don't have to show the last part, but man we were screwed.
probably not, most where males in dresses and im not that strong
Yes. Meg sexy.
Yeah. I'd drink Wonder Woman's pee.
Yes and I WILL say I'm in love.
best girl
would probably get tiresome after a while
Thats why you get a greek boy wife
Meg's a classic tsundere, she seems harsh on the outside but once she falls for you she'd switch to being mostly sweet and loving
>classic
BPD switch-flipping is the neo/modern tsundere. The classic tsundere very slowly warms up as affection grows.
>The classic tsundere very slowly warms up as affection grows.
True.
Classic Tsundere Done Right:
Pikachu
Vegeta
Midna
I can't even handle myself
sure
Thats a nice wiener in the middle
Indeed
This made me like the parrot more. He's giving me daddy vibes
It's a very nice wiener indeed, i'd even say it's my favorite wiener.
I would love to eat that wiener
>b***h tries to poison you to death so her son can become emperor after she wipes out most of your family with assassins
>you avoid the poison by eating only figs from your personal tree
>she coats those figs in poison
Can’t be worse than a Roman woman tbh
I'd love to get it on Greek-style with Meg
anal?
Indeed, one of many things we can thank the Greeks for
wrong, it's thighjobs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex
Didn’t realize it but kind of my dream girl?
cute feet
I never saw Hercules, but Meg from an aesthetic point of view is pretty good ngl
Watch Hercules. Please. You're missing out
You really should. It's kino
how many sex techniques does meg know?
i prefer my greek women dark and hairy
I prefer your ass cooked on my grill
I was born in Greece, molded by it.
Didn't get to have a house of my own until I was middle aged.
I wanna worship those cute feet
Maybe
Pass. What's her daughter like?
Don’t think she had any, and if she did they would be dead.
>Hera murdered this beauty
Hera IS the beauty.
Classic women moment
I prefer the version where Heracles only murders his kids and lets his twink nephew marry Megara to take care of her since he couldn't trust himself.
I don't know...but by the gods i would try.
And hope she is amused enough by the effort
>can you handle a sassy greek woman?
She just way too good for me. She is pretty hot though.
The angle makes it look like her legs are too big
no