Can you imagine? 40 days without sex? LOL how do they come up with these whacky premises?
Can you imagine? 40 days without sex? LOL how do they come up with these whacky premises?
Can you imagine? 40 days without sex? LOL how do they come up with these whacky premises?
He also didn't jerk off
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I'm a girl and have never kissed an inexperienced 29 year old.
probably because you're disgusted by them.
Because an inexperience 29 year old wouldn't be in a position where a woman was going to kiss him in the first place.
But you easily could if you wanted to.
No she couldn't. Inexperienced 29 year olds are extremely rare.
How? I'm right here. The last time I kissed a woman was 2009
What happened in 2009?
I was freshly 18 and life didn't seem so bad. Then I had some major illness at 19 and life hasn't been the same since.
>18 in 2009
>~32 now
So you aren't an inexperienced 29 year old.
No, but the inexperience carries over.
Same shit, different age.
I can't without the very real possibility of making everything worse. I have the big schizo
>. I have the big schizo
Its easy then, just stop believing you are crazy, you have a fake illness
Unironically do shrooms
I'm pretty sure I know exactly who you are IRL. Your first name starts with J.
>Your first name starts with J.
It doesn't but nice try
>Inexperienced 29 year olds are extremely rare
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Lmao is that possible? How could you possibly survive 40 entire days without having sex with a woman? People really are coming up with the unthinkable these days
it's very much possible
my brother tried it and died because of this
LOL how did he even do that
Was he like a monk or something?
Crazy
Boob Ocean
I remember the plot being interesting, but being israelite shit, it can’t respect the concept seriously enough to make it work.
What does sticking your penis into a vegana feels like?
basically the same as sticking your dick into a jellyfish. same premise
a jellyfish wont steal your soul and 20 years of child support payments
>a jellyfish wont steal your soul
depends on the jellyfish
His ex gf rapes him in the movie and his new gf gets mad at him for it. I remember thinking this was moronic even back then.
>woman acts irrationally
no, that sounds about right
FRICK so close
For me it is the Vikki Lynn video where her brother is doing this challenge and she makes him lose at the end.
I guess the movie poster is misleading and should have said "or jerking off" but that's not as catchy
jerking off is sexual activity, and it doesn't specify sexual intercourse.
did a woman write this? there's not a man alive who hasn't gone 40 days without sex.
you're really going all out with the incel bait today arent you
why did these 3 trannies hang themselves?
Im on day 25 of semen retention, once you pass the first two weeks its not that hard, just dont look at porn
stop making these fricking threads
Seriously.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/40%20days%20without%20sex%3F/type/op/
>try the challenge
>literally don't feel horny at all and I start worrying
>at day 28 I meet a girl at a club
>still not horny
>we go out and we make out
>my dick becomes a baton and she blushes and says easy there cowboy, we are not at that phase
>I laugh it off but dick literally stays upright for 20 mins without stimulation
>later that night I had a dream about this other woman giving me a blowjob
>wake up with half a gallon of jizz on my sheets
TL;DR it is hard challenge to go completely without sex for a long time
>easy there cowboy, we are not at that phase
You know real women dont talk like that right?
hes trying to translate from third world shithole into english give him a break
I jerked off for 6 hours straight the other day. Came 7 times and now my dick is badly chaffed.