Can you imagine being stuck with this dumb cunt in a fully-stocked hotel for the entire winter?

Can you imagine being stuck with this dumb c**t in a fully-stocked hotel for the entire winter? No worry Jack went insane.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's a ten to zoomers gen alphas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a millennial and she's a 10 to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah fr we finna on dem pawg tings senpai

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What her name again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mia Goth

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know that you can have a divorce instead of killing your spouse, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute and has a great body, love her in Nashville

      homosexual take

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was pretty funny when the little rat made the spaghetti

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont like paperwork

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a man, divorce is worse than suicide

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would give the kid Tylenol pm every night and frick her silly

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers thought this was a hideous ugly woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time I've ever agreed with a boomer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shes not exactly ugly... all she gotta do is fix that hair a bit and especially the horse teeth is what kills like 80% of her looks.
      And yeah i saw this movie 24 years ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the time, they were right.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi I'm Shelly duvall

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who is this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have to imagine it, I have the same problem

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I happen to have a thing for frumpy women with big teeth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you’re ugly and think ugly women are more attainable

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little Richard is such a a homosexual but so much fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can I goon to this tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clown. Just look. You can goon to the VHS box, dumdum

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shelley a cute and I would not have gone insane

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is literally every chick from Boulder, as she is in the canon, and I agree.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom says wendy is so ugly and goofy that she can't help but laugh when she watches her in the shining

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shelly

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the gobby

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sex with her every morning and night in that hotel.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      el creatura de los nightmaros.

      Seriously tho, holy shit i didnt think she could get worse. This is a living rotten corpse.. i hope i die before looking that dreadful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit did she become homeless on drugs or what?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it Kubrick's fault she ended up like this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I hope he is rotting in hell. Pretty sure forcing her to spread her legs and rim fat producer ass would have been less stressful and damaging than Kubrick's psychological torture

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aahhhh is that...?
      >is that the normal passage of time?
      >aiiiuuieeeeeeeee bonerman help me!!!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    UNCONVENTIONALLY

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a shelley gf, anons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh it's not hard you just have to have confidents

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What if I have confidants?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pfft, fricking zoomers. I would have been balls deep in every orifice all day instead of talking to ghosts and shit like Jack Boomerson did.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    daily raw breeding creampie rape and sexual assault on my wife Shelly Duvall (1980)

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she has the body of Suki Ski

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Infinitely hotter than any generic botox-lipped instagram thot in yoga pants.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumb c**t
    She is a nice person tho

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has a cute bjork vibe to her. I don't understand the hate at all

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TV miniseries is better at explaining how the hotel itself manipulates Jack into going insane and explains their kid having the shine and how it works way better

    Movie has good cinematography, miniseries is way more faithful and makes way more sense

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