Can you make an "intellectual/art-house" thriller with lots of action and violence?
I mean something along the lines of Heat or something.
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Can you make an "intellectual/art-house" thriller with lots of action and violence?
I mean something along the lines of Heat or something.
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>Intellectual/art-house
homosexual movies, made by homosexuals for homosexuals. Capeshitters and le heckin' criterion sois are literal moronic homosexual Black person lovers and have no taste.
what movies do you like anon?
Anything really, as long as it's not
>Capeshit (Example: Anything by marvel or DC)
>LE HECKIN' Criterion art house shit (Example: Midsommar)
>Action slop (Example: John Wick)
thats cool, can you name a few that you really really like?
The Rock
Con Air
Crank
Gamer
Schindler’s List
Godfather
Goodfellas
Titanic
You know, REAL films
I hate everything on that list. have a nice day homosexual.
Godfather and Goodfellas are okay, the other two are shit.
You guys should watch Apocalypse Now together
>Schindler’s List
A fellow fantasy fan I see
The old youtube comments were so much better. I watched the Schindler's List scene of Amon Goth being executed a long time ago and the top comment was "Saint Amon what a hero" and even normies were cracking up at it. Now they'd just say how dare you sympathize with nazis instead of taking an obvious joke.
What a humorous yet tragic little anecdote, glad you were able to share it with us
and thank you for being a snarky little shit
I enjoy the films of wes anderson
This goddamn if it’s not capeshit plebs it’s David lynch midwit gays can we please just meet in the middle and discard the homosexualry
Based. Capeshitters and Criterion lynch gays are both two sides of the same autistic coin.
what do capeshit and lynch have in common besides you not liking them and then being liked by people you don't?
One is for morons the other is for morons pretending to be smart
Midwit projection, lmao.
uh oh made one of em mad
>GUYZ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MOVIE IS HECKIN' SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSING! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET IT!
>YOU'RE A HECKIN' PLEB! IT'S EASY TO UNDERSTAND FOR US SMART PEOPLES!
Art house criterion gays cannot make up their mind. Which phrase will you choose to fall back on when somebody calls you out for being homosexual?
Why are you typing in caps?
BECAUSE I FRICKING WANT TO TYPE THAT WAY! SEETHE AND COPE Black person
why are you getting angry and why do you keep bringing up criterion of all things? i don't think you have a very good idea of what this thread is about or what you're talking about
I am not angry though? Also I bring up criterion as art house gays usually like that and it's pretentious, just like art house.
do you even know what criterion is?
Are you fricking stupid or something? They publish "Le heckin' important classics!". Half of the time it's soi pretentious shit like Seven Samurai.
>seven samurai
>pretentious
and you're trying to convince people you're not a drooling moron
lmao
>NOOO NOT MY LE FLIPPIN' CLASSIC SAMURAI SLOW BURN MOVIE!
have a nice day
lol
My penis + Your mothers pussy
It’s really not pretentious at all, you sound kinda silly
Seven Samurai is an incredibly straightforward film, like most of Kurosawa's samurai films. They're just Westerns but with swords. Do you think A Fistful of Dollars is pretentious?
He’s talking about the shit like refn, midsommar director, most lynch, Donnie darko director (although I admit Southland tales was pretty entertaining), etc. Directors who care more about muh aesthetic than making anything soulful. There’s a reason shit like Blade Runner is praised so much (not the shitty remake) because it captures both soul and aesthetic
can you actually express what you don't like about the movies, without relating to your feelings towards the people who do?
so far all I've gotten is you don't like the people who are fans of these things, not why you don't like them yourself
They’re shit
solid argument
what are some movies that you like?
Last movie I’ve seen couple weeks ago was training day and it was good
They are fricking moronic, only a literal brain fried homosexual would watch them because they make him feel "smart".
Type a single thought about art house films without referring to the people you believe enjoy those types of films
They are not enjoyable to watch, as they are pretentious garbage. Most of the time it's a bunch of random bullshit put together try to seem smart.
fascinating point
what are a few movies that you personally like?
Yeah, they need to grow up and watch Shawshank baka
Your post reminds me of my dad's cabin's water tap. I try to turn the valve a little to get some water and it just explodes at full pressure every single time and water splatters everywhere. It's fricking wild.
All I need is a glass of water from the tap but it just shoots out at such a force that the water just ricochets out of it and my glass remains empty and I will have received nothing but wet pants.
I shit my pants once in the parking lot of a K mart, when the were still around
How do I get myself a goth prostitute?
turn into a bat
You want a prostitute? You want some bawd who has probably fricked Black folk and has diseases?
thats jady ahn
so in her specific case you need to be black, not even memeing theres a webm where she talks about what kind of porn she likes.
Dropped.
Lol I'm sure she's devastated
She doesn't know what she's missing out on 😉
Not BBC that’s for sure
>Need to be black
Well that's expected from prostitutes though
These prostitutes who exclusively like black people tend to be extremely racist against them.
It's like a degradation fetish.
care to share that webm?
shes joking
She already hit the wall and got fake ugly looking tit implants anon, it's fine.
ew fake breasts,dropped
k i n o
>Makeup
>Looks fake
>Chest too large
>Into homosexual cuck BMWF shit
No thanks
christ why do people watch streamers, the frick is wrong with millennials and zoomers
people are lonely out there and hungering for human interaction, even if it means getting taken advantage of.
You just gave the trannies and most zoomers here who are future trannies jack off material good job
this girl is extremely mind broken, just look at her recent womb tattoos
that's insanely hot
I want to suck on BBC with her.
Penis status?
jesus, how disgusting
That's a man ain't it?
>i wanna have a bbc
does she like to peg?
what did she say after the cutoff?
>OMFG BROS SHE SAID SHE LIKES BBC IM COOOMING
meanwhile in reality
Oh yea she’s most definitely a massive brain rotted sloot
white boy gon have to kiss a mouth that was full of bbc cum
That's not a goth, that is a basic poser e-girl.
she doesn't even look like that anymore, she dropped the whole egirl thing and now looks like a generic roastie just with slightly more than average tattoos
invent a time machine
Where did you find my girlfriend WTFFF
Those are some shit tattoos even by grifter e-thot standards
Reminder she jerk offd to BMWF porn (despite being half Vietnamese) and tried ot commit suicide because she didn't have sex for a month
I love alt girls so much bros.
She looks intellectual
>pretty hapa with great breasts
>ruins herself with disgusting tats
she's one of the most dumbest vain prostitutes i've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on
she makes my wiener hard tho
I remember when she had a mental breakdown on stream during covid because she couldn't go out and have sex. Three days without sex was enough to have her in tears.
All of Jadeyanh'S boyfriends have been German men
I don't know why she watches 4BBCXWF porn but she does
why are hapas always these insane bawds
Refn
surely there is something wrong with a girl who acts like this. does she have a trauma in her past? bad childhood? something is going on.
She's a hapa, they're all mentally ill.
She literally did and hasn't really acted that way in years now
she literally did what?
Have trauma I guess
Gib pretty arty gf now plz
She's hot, but you know that's crazy pussy.
Post the webm of her smoking and eyeing up that guy
Y boi
that would be cool, but they wouldn't do that, because all arthouse flicks are boring
Daily reminder that Indians give money to this prostitute
Yes only Indians of course
i give money to this prostitute and im not indian or any other type of third world shitskin
why? simping puts on the same level as any indian so it doesnt matter. sort yourself out man.
Because it makes me feel good.
That's all what Nicolas Winding Refn and Gaspar Noe do, yes.
Drive and Irreversible are peak arthouse.
Everyone looks so cool smoking except me who looks like fricking moron, kek.
What do you mean? they look just as cringe as you do
How the frick is Head art house?
morons itt think anything that even slightly smarter than fast & furious is art house
in fact im sure one of them would call vin diesel pretentious
this arthouse gay is so btfo it isn’t even funny
you have no idea what arthouse is lmao
sure i do, it’s gay shit
Idk. Nocturnal Animals was great
someone share her nudes/of leaks already
she doesn't do nudes or anything explicitly sexual, basically just slightly racy pictures
She doesn't do nudes, her stuff is basically the kind that's just an inch too much for instagram
she only sends the real nudes to Black men
see
Blue Ruin/Green Room
Drive
other Micheal mann like inspired indie films im sure there are lots
Yes, it's also the only way to properly do a Hotline Miami flick. Intellectual I'm not too sure about (I'm terminally lowbrow) but that kind of pacing and styling and staging absolutely fits on the right action script. names a couple films that hit the right beats. I can also think of a lot of examples that failed to pull it off. Mute could have done it - but it was ass. You Were Never Really Here could have done it - but they didn't show any of the action.
I'm in love
I'm going to make an entertaining broad appeal movie just to spite you miserable bourgeois homosexuals
What are you on about? Are you mentally well?
Ok, Nolan
have people ever caught fire from all the shit they wear on their face and hair?
It's so sad Jade got raped when she was underage
You shouldn't know this
the only sad thing is it wasn't me who raped her
Now she exclusively fricks black men btw
source
She's mentioned it herself I'm pretty sure, said it was why she used to act out the whole over sexed streaming girl schtick
Reminder she admitted she was sex addict and felt suicidal when she wasn’t having sex.
I'm glad she got better, good for her.
So she relapsed?
no, that was a while ago
she seems better now
of course it's only a matter of time with damaged girls like her
She prolapsed due to BBC overdose
You are weird asf unironically
>seething whiteboi
I’d probably kill myself if I were you
I'm black and had two white thots on my dick like a week ago lol I'm good bro keep seething your white hoes love us more
they're called Cronenberg Cinos
>shit topic
>prostitute post
Why are jannies not deleting this garbage?
The Northman
Snowpiercer
Le Samourai
Tokyo Drifter
Ghost In The Shell
Tokyo Fist
Oldboy
Those are the most accessible but there’s really plenty more if you’re not a pleb and open to the idea of film being an art medium and not a purely entertainment medium. I’m anticipating Harmony Korine’s Aggro Dr1ft more than anything.