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Elon killed Twitter, abandon ship before you become infectious to the outside world
'21 yes
I wasn't on X before Elon so I don't know what to compare it to.
Here's X in a nutshell:
>Person says something completely moronic to engage views (i.e. a Black person will say "all white ppl be evil n sheit" or a homosexual/troony will say "not sucking a troony dick makes you transphobic and your should die")
>Comments are never related to the original post of accounts with over a million followers.
>Someone makes a thirst post that ends up with 1,000 bots promoting OF. Bots seem to make up the majority of replies.
tl;dr that site is 90% spam and moronation. At least 60% of that site are bots.
I've been using twitter before and it always has been like that, at least in the big accounts that post stupid videos
Nevertheless, I mostly follow hentai artists so my feed is filled with them, still, bots appear in those pics sometimes
So the homie spent 50 billion to buy an app and not do shit with it? Even the posts he makes are mostly the same shit
And then you have to wait three years for the second season
Half a second season, then 6 month for the second part*
madame web?
Correct answer
Isn't this Moon Knight? (I never watched it)
Preacher to an extent satisfies this.
Not a tv show, and also better for it (the flash forward fight scene was somehow even worse than the rest of the action scenes)
i was thinking this only last night while sitting alone thinking about stuff
ong it really do be like that fr fr
KYS
The first two episodes would be him building his surf board and the entire third episode would be a long night of gay sex with Renfield. Then the rest of the season will go on like that didn't happen.
We've made it cool to speak like absolute morons. How did it come to this.
140 character limit
brevity is the soul of wit
I think the saying actually goes
Brevity is these hole of shit
Apparently not
They hated him because he told the truth.
Punisher.
Also Luke Cage and Iron Fist. Pretty much most of the Marvel Netflix shows.
objection, punisher season one was about how he had already quit being the punisher until some shit dragged him back. and punisher season two was about how he had already quit being the punisher until some shit dragged him back
Punisher should've been so fricking easy to make a show out of. Just make an episodic series and grab any of the old Punisher/War Journal/War Zone single issues and crank them out as scripts.
iirc most of punisher season 1 was flashbacks to how his family died and everything, right?
Prove him wrong
breaking bad season 1
He's cooking meth in the first episode and they're dealing by the end of the season
trueee. people now too lazy to come up with 1 adventure a week.
monarch
Sounds like Arrow and Daredevil.
>Arrow
The flashbacks were always alongside the current continuing story.
Arrow is out Arrowing shit like 20 minutes into the pilot.
If they did the show in chronlogical order where it took 2-3 full seasons before he's even off the island than yea you'd have a point.
I never watched Arrow but I did watch The Flash.
It's amazing how quickly that show charges through plot points. When looking back on it I thought maybe the time travel shit didn't come in until season 3 or something but it's actually mid season 1.
Flash moves fast, anon.
Well, yeah, the main time travelling villain of season 1 brings time travel into it.
who would win, arrow or netflidevi?
I guess you'd have to say Arrow as a consequence of him being the centerpiece of an entire TV block that lasted over a decade, which gave him the time to build up a lot of more noteworthy feats.
Daredevil's most formidable foes have been a ninja, an ex- soldier who didn't even want to fight him, and a guy who's really good at throwing things.
I could also bring up him beating the piss out of Iron Fist, but let's be real, there's no glory in that.
Rings of Power
Masters of the Universe: Revolution
Season 2 of Stranger Things
The new He-Man and Scott Pilgrim
It's obviously hyperbolic, but the new Walking Dead mini started off with the vast majority of ep. 1 being flashback, with only the final seconds having the Rick/Michonne reunion that's the whole point of the show.
Smallville and Gotham shows
They were PREQUELS. And not current AND not streaming.
Smallville feels to me like where this actually all
started.
The entire premise of Smallville is seeing Clark Kent before he becomes Superman.
If that show was called "The Adventures of Young Superman" or some shit, then yeah you'd be spot on.
But it's explicitly about Clark Kent before Superman.
You're forgetting that the last scene in
'Surf Dracula' was when he was lying on
Venice beach with the first rays of sunlight
coming up-having killed the woman he loved
because he didn't want to commit her to a never ending life-and a surf board washed up on the beach, after the owner had been killed
by the Dracula of the sea, the shark.
CUT TO BLACK
They were literally prevented from making him Superman because of on-going legal issues with the creator's family.
What the frick are you talking about? It's a PREQUEL to Clark being Superman. This is like saying TPM/AOTC/ROTS don't get to Vader in time.
Lost
BCS
Daredevil
twitter screencap thread
>opening credits are a silhouette of a surfer against the full moon set to some gnarly alt rock
>our heroes are a bunch of beachbums, in the opening they make their way to the beach, picking up each character along the way and introducing them
>they reach the beach and start to surf, but almost collide mid-wave with some snooty rich yuppie surfer named Thaddington the Third
>he puts them down, and explains that his dad is going to buy the beach and turn it into a private resort and that the riff-raff will never surf there again
>our dude goes forehead-to-forehead with him
>"you don't even know what surfing is all about, with your fancy $2000 surf board and your armani trunks and your butler serving you gatorade from a silver cup!"
>"oh yeah? I could outsurf you pond-life any day of the week. in fact, why don't we make it interesting? surf competition. two weeks. if you win you can have the beach. if I win, you losers will have to serve me as butlers at the new resort, for free, and you'll never surf again."
>he drives away on a golf cart
>"dude, why did you agree to that? you saw how stable they were on all those fancy boards. heart isn't everything you know!"
>dude stays behind after everyone leaves, sadly surfing as the sun sets. once it gets dark he returns to the shore and begins packing up
>"bleh!"
>he scans the horizon for the strange sound
>"radical! bleh!"
>it's Surf Dracula, hanging ten on the midnight waves, riding his board like a coffin
>"those were some sweet moves, mr...?"
>"dracoola, dhey call me dhe count"
>"you're amazing! will you surf for us in the competition?"
>"I vould be happy to... but alas, I can only surf at sundown. dhe sun, she burns my icy flesh..."
>"damnit! if we don't win that competition in two weeks they're gonna steal the beach!"
>"two weeks? you mean dhe day of the great eclipse, not seen for 1000 years?"
dare I say, kino?
>>"two weeks? you mean dhe day of the great eclipse, not seen for 1000 years?"
Motherfricker, I am ALL IN on this shit. This sounds Dracula surfing against the clock sounds kino.
>"bleh!"
Instantly hooked
>It's actually kino
>"two weeks? you mean dhe day of the great eclipse, not seen for 1000 years?"
instant fricking kino
>"two weeks? you mean dhe day of the great eclipse, not seen for 1000 years?"
Stopped reading here.
>Stopped reading here.
stopped reading there
>Surf Drac sits on his board on the cusp of the beach floating up and down with the tide for several minutes
>Vell....aren't you going to invite me in?
SOVL
>hey surf dracula, lets go catch some waves
>okay but first let me put on some sun screen
*picks up a giant bottle of sunscreen*
*looks into camera*
>and remember kids, if you are in the sun for 15 minutes or more, make sure to put on sunscreen to protect yourself for ultraviolet blehs!
Good to see you are still hanging around, Dan.
Cast it.
Book it
SOLD
sounds like an adult swim cartoon from the early 2000s
epic
5 1/2 seasons of BCS
Jupiter Ascending got cancelled before they even started really adapting it
Halo
They never got there in season 1, never bothered with season 2
Season 2 was actually decent minus a couple shit episodes
Daredevil was the catalyst of this. It was an enormous hit, and it took the whole first season for him to pick up elements of his character, like fighting with the billyclub, and it wasn't until the finale where he gets his proper suit.
Everyone saw that and thought it was a winning formula, and then you end up with every streaming show following this formula, but forgetting the part where shit actually HAPPENED in Daredevil despite him not having those things yet.
Plus, the black suit and mask were arguably cooler than the actual DD suit.
Halo. Master Chief and his fricking armor.
that green lantern movie with the deadpool guy was the biggest pile of shit ever, and pretty much fits your twat post except its not a e-show or whatever
the new or the old? because btas just goes straight into batmanning. or power rangers more or less go straight into power rangering. he is talking about kids shows from the 80s and early 90s where they just aired those shows 5 or 6 days a week so everything is super self contained
but what about the loore??
what's the loore behind the adventures???
I need to have that sweet loore of the series!!
aaaaaaaahhh I'm looriiiiiinnnnggggg
>Im boooooring
You got that right.
>back in the day
>we never had budget cuts and never had a character who never did anything except in the season finale
Isn't that every old-as-frick tv show that required fantastical elements?
no. tv used to be episodic. every episode was like it’s own little movie. now the whole season is like one long movie, and there’s no climax until after you’ve watched six hours. it’s even worse with a game of thrones or lost type show where the whole show is like one long movie and you don’t get any kind of conclusion until the whole thing is over (usually an unsatisfying one). this is one thing mandolorian did well when it came out. it had standalone episodes that were self-contained adventures.
Anon... Lost is from 20 years ago.
... it predates Twitter by 2 years...
... "Back in the day" would include Lost.
Even the Mandalorian is from 5 years ago... from under a different president.
You're old
The world you grew up in no longer exists.
my point stands.
He's right.
>Some sci-fi or fantasy universe with some really neat rule about it
>"It's about le hecking characters, chud!"
It's like those cucks saying Rimworld and DCSS are about telling a story and not trying to optimally play very complicated games to the best of your ability.
>Lmao, you walked downstairs to a pack of elephants and a 7 headed hydra
The entire first season of AMC's Preacher roughly covers the events that occur in the first issue of the 75-issue comic
IIRC Jupiter's Legacy was the same. In like the 2nd issue there's a world changing event that sets the stage for the story. Apparently then don't even get to it in the TV show. Fricking unreal.
An Jupiter's Legacy had the showrunner of Daredevil S1. And in between those he directed Pacific Rim Uprising. Incredible how much of a hack he turned out to be.
Any modern shows that sum up the premise in the intro? This usually fixed it, unless it was Battlestar Galactica, where a single line of text fricked things up and they eventually needed a whole movie to explain it.
Welcome to the filmification of television
but only in the worst way
I just miss how episodes might have an arc to them and now each episode rolls into the next with nothing really satisfying happening. The moment something kinda interesting happens it can get memed. Wednesday was a boring ass show of stuff that has been done before but a viral TikTok dance trend propelled that shit massively.
I disagree.
t. watched Thursday for the first time last month.
It's the same with movies. You can't just convey information as you go and trust viewers to process what's happening, you need entire fricking feature length movies to establish a character because you apparently can't do that by having the character say and do things throughout the movie.
It's-It's his his sons. The cape is his dead son's blanket. 10 episodes please.
Twisted Metal show.
first season is the the set up for the actual tournament
Underrated. What bullshit. At least Cobra Kai got it right. And they didn't skimp on more Silver and Kreese later on, Nam flashbacks were kino too.
I fricking hate Twitter "humor"
Then why enter twitter threads?
idk I entered your mom but I hate her too homosexual
I came out of that. Enjoy my sloppy seconds you fricking dweeb
Gotham
Smallville
Muppet Babies
Monarch
Breaking Bad
The gay new Perry Mason
>Smallville
For frick's sake.
remember when people didnt post twitter and reddit posts? I remember, better times those.
It's really nuts. Even though there is a dedicated board for /lgbt/ I still see homosexuals everywhere.
it happened before too, I hated watching first capeshit movies because they all had third of the movie dedicated to the origin of the hero as if nobody knows how spider man got his powers. I think batman is the worst offender, he has like a gorrilion movies that start with his le dead parents
you mean an origin story?
NuAvatar
>daredevil
>doesn't even wear the devil costume until the last episode of s1
>completely abandons the costume in s3
Fantastic 4 (2015)
The first 2/3rds of this movie is backstory, the last third is mostly a recovery mission to try and get Reed back. There are eight punches thrown in this film, each member throws one independently at the end, followed by collectively throwing one to defeat Doom.
Also it has one of the single dumbest ending lines imaginable.
What was the ending line?
>"hey, do you like Angelina Jolie? Does she gove you a big boner? WELL HERE'S JOHN VOIGHTS BALL SACK
Better Call Saul
Was Saul for five minutes before the end