From what was shown it seems to have been a "Normal guy forced into adventure thing" where Pepe falls in love with Penelope who turns out to be a israeliteel thief and is forced to help her after an incirting incident makes him a accomplice.
The arc from what I would guess from the images is Pepe learns to stop peawienering and trying too hard to be liked all the time and Penelope learns to stop being an ice queen.
>what the frick would a Pepe Le Pew movie even be about? the Earth getting invaded by an army of female aliens so Pepe must bone them all?
He gets arrested for sexual harassment, and has to prove his innocence or something.
Because being a caricature that talks funny is different than a caricature that talks funny and doesn't take no for an answer when it comes to relationships and sex. No one in the 2020's wants to put their reputation on the line saying "the skunk that sexually harasses women is funny."
>No one in the 2020's wants to put their reputation on the line saying "the skunk that sexually harasses women is funny."
But they DO want to say the shark that sexually harasses men is funny
>they did quickdraw mcgraw so dirty in jellystone, el kabong is his persona not his fricking personality.
They obviously did that so he won't use his guns, anon, his most recent figures removed the guns from his belt and they also removed Paw Rugg's gun
I actually like his character in this show (one of the very select few) but there’s something hilarious in wanting to protect “muh Latinx” by preventing a white-coded guy dressing as a Spanish hero yet letting your cool bi Hispanic hero you prop up get sexually assaulted because it’s a female doing so
>white-coded guy dressing as a Spanish hero
who are you talking about? I always assumed Quick Drawn was mexican since Baba Looey was in the original show, yet Jellyshit changed him to a woman and removed his sombrero and Mexican accent because they probably saw it as racist or some shit
I doubt anyone in LatAm would care tho since Quick Drawn had an American accent in the dub going as far as to using english words from time to time
In the original US version he comes off as a white American, but I heard in some foreign adaptions he's portrayed as Hispanic so making him fully Hispanic is something that I think works for him
It's more along the lines that they thought a white guy can't dress as Zorro and they had to so they didn't offend more then actually doing so
>were clearly adopted brothers in the original >No-no-no. They're fricking now.
It's weird how twitter will lose their shit at incest between a brother and sister, but it's fine if it's gay.
Latinx were the ones attacking Speedy. It was Mexicans that defended him.
>LatinXx
>latinx
Only used by non-Latinos who don't even speak enough Spanish to think of using Latin@.
I'm going to point out that the word LatinX was actually made by (gay) spanish speaking people (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx#Origins). But most people would prefer to be called latino/a or hispanic.
So, I'm Not saying you should use it (unless its funny).
>Latinx
Nah, most liked Speedy in LatAm it was Cartoon Network USA the ones that attacked him >Feeling that the character presented an offensive Mexican stereotype, Cartoon Network shelved Speedy's films when it gained exclusive rights to broadcast them in 1999 (as a subsidiary of Time Warner, Cartoon Network is a corporate sibling to Warner Bros.). In an interview with Fox News on March 28, 2002, Cartoon Network spokeswoman Laurie Goldberg commented, "It hasn't been on the air for years because of its ethnic stereotypes."
I'm Chilean and I like Speedy mostly because I think his design is cool, never cared about Lola and I don't consider her a real Looney Tune, but Penelope Pussycat is HOT
>Speedy embodies all the negative stereotypes of his people
The stereotypical mexican is fat, flatulent and lazy. Speedy is none of these things. Do you even know what a stereotye is, you moronic homosexual.
They could make a successful Pepe le Pew cartoon and avoid making it "problematic" with one simple fix: Make Penelope as sexually aggressive as Pepe. This would actually be canon; there's more than one scene in the old Pepe cartoons where Penelope turns the tables on him. They just need to make that a permanent part of her character instead of a switch-gag.
The two characters would be co-antagonists, alternately chasing and putting each other down, each giving the other as good as he or she got. Needless to say, that would annoy the hell out of the rest of the cast, who can see the obvious that Pepe and Penelope can't: that they could have a genuine loving relationship if they just got over themselves and stop making it a competition.
WB hasn't used Pepe in anything since Wabbit (going as far as to remove him from looney Tunes Cartoons and Space Jam 2) but they still use Fifi in that shitty Tiny Toons reboot where Babs and Buster are related and they still use Penelope in Bugs Bunny Builders
WarnerMedia pretty much snubbed him until WBD swooped in. Still standing with my headcanon that Tom Ascheim and Ann Sarnoff restricted artists from using Pepé Le Pew. He’ll be back eventually.
I also think the former head of Global Brands, Pam Lifford, had a part too. She had stepped down not too long ago.
I read the entire script, it's shit with gold nuggets sprinkled throughout >Looney Tunes characters play different roles >Pepe Le Pew is a charming gentleman thief who loves attention and wants everyone to like him. >The ladies love him: the mob hates him. dogs Spike and Chester (LT deep-cuts) and raccoon goon Jacque Versailles (new character) pursue Pepe to reclaim stolen blueprints. >Chasing Pepe, Jacque plummets 80s stories from the Eiffel Tower to his (presumed) death. >We then meet Penelope, an American con-artist trying to nab enough money to return home. Her friend, Claude Cat, suggests they hit up the black market for a cheaper passport. >Spike and Chester inform their boss, a shadowy mafioso named Versaille, that his nephew is dead. He doesn't give a shit and just wants the blueprints. >To enter the black market undetected, Penelope disguises herself as a skunk with a stripe of white paint. >Pepe gifts Cecil Turtle an antique car, helps him with a dating app, and brushes off the revelation that he's swamped with debt. Cecil gravely warns Pepe about increased criminal activity surrounding the Royal israeliteels of France. >Pepe meets Penelope. Pepe falls in love. >Penelope tries to con Pepe into helping her flee the raccoons, but she realizes that the raccoons also want Pepe. >Cue chase scene: it ends with Pepe throwing away all of Penelope's money to distract the guards. Penelope is PISSED and storms away. >Versaille's gang intimidates Cecil and smashes the toy car Pepe gifted him. They call "Le Professional" to exterminate Pepe. >"Le Professional" is actually Wile E. Coyote, who plays a "badass" silent bounty hunter character. He's probably the best thing about the script. >Pepe still trails Penelope. She yells at him and breaks his heart, but feels bad for him. They discuss relationships a bit before parting ways. We learn that Penelope has a boyfriend...
(1/?)
>...who is Sylvester. He's basically an ugly bastard who lives in a dumpster. He stole the blueprints and the goons thought Pepe did it because they're both black and white. >He also ditched Penelope at the crime scene, but emotionally manipulates her by shifting the blame to her. >He proposes to her, only for it to be a trap. She's kidnapped by the goons: he sold her out for a diamond ring. Versailles traps Penelope in a rapidly-flooding cat carrier in Notre Dame. >Michigan J. Frog and Pepe are bros, Michigan is like Pepe's cool uncle. Pepe despairs that he feels love, no lust, for Penelope. >Sylvester catches Pepe's attention, Pepe interrogates him and finds Penelope's collar wrapped around his neck. >Cue chase scene: Pepe gets Sylvester to reveal that he returned the blueprints to the victim he stole them from. >Meanwhile, Versailles explains his motivation to Penelope: he's a French history buff who despises the outcome of the French Revolution. He wants the nobility to reign once more. >Pepe steals the blueprints from a gullible Elmer Fudd by convincing him that he will be responsible for plunging the world into a second Ice Age. It's not very funny. >Pepe rescues Penelope and reveals his tragic backstory... he has childhood insecurity from being a "stinky skunk," and spent the remainder of his life learning to charm others. >Versailles explains his plan: he's going to use the blueprints to cut the Paris power supply. >Second reveal: he's a rooster-raccoon hybrid (up until now he was obscured by shadow), he's royal blood (roosters are French nobility). >Cue action scene: Wile E. Coyote has booby-trapped all of Notre Dame. Pepe and Penelope barely escape by the skin of their teeth. >Pepe rejects Penelope when he realizes she put him in danger by convincing Versailles that HE was her boyfriend, not Sylvester. >Wile E..Coyote swoops in wearing a batsuit and dropkicks Pepe into an animal control van. The animal control officer is Yosemite Sam.
(2/?)
>Versailles rallies an army for the raccoon revolution. They use Cecil to turn off the power. >Pepe has his "woe is me" moment in the animal control cage. Michigan tries to console him to no avail. >Penelope returns to Sylvester pretends to swoon for him, and puffs up his ego- only- just kidding- she knocks him out with a frying pan. >Claude Cat goes, and I'm not bullshitting, "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GO GIRL YOU SEEM REAL EMPOWERED SLAY QUEEN YAAAS?" Before joining her for the big fight. >Penelope and Claude rescue Pepe and Michigan, replacing Pepe with Sylvester instead. >Penelope explains her backstory: she was a domestic cat. The woman who loved her died, her boyfriend (a dog person) found a new girlfriend who was allergic to cats. They kicked her out and now she has trust issues. >"Three-tiered action sequence." >Penelope evades Wile E. Coyote atop the Louvre... >Michigan needs Cecil's help to turn on the power... >....and Pepe breaks into the Louvre to stop Versailles. >Versailles attempts to escape with an ACME rocket, but it launches them atop the Eiffel Tower. >Cecil remembers his toy car and uses his tard strength to fight off all the raccoons. >Penelope electrocutes Wile E. Coyote and sends him blasting off again with dynamite. >Versailles brutalizes Pepe. Pepe hits him with skunk spray and they both fall into the River Seine and get hit by a boat. >Penelope rejects the israeliteels and dumps her collar to save Pepe. >They kiss, the end. >Versailles is thrown in Animal Control and mauls Sylvester. >Also post-credits scene, his nephew is not actually dead.
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>...who is Sylvester. He's basically an ugly bastard who lives in a dumpster. He stole the blueprints and the goons thought Pepe did it because they're both black and white. >He also ditched Penelope at the crime scene, but emotionally manipulates her by shifting the blame to her. >He proposes to her, only for it to be a trap. She's kidnapped by the goons: he sold her out for a diamond ring. Versailles traps Penelope in a rapidly-flooding cat carrier in Notre Dame. >Michigan J. Frog and Pepe are bros, Michigan is like Pepe's cool uncle. Pepe despairs that he feels love, no lust, for Penelope. >Sylvester catches Pepe's attention, Pepe interrogates him and finds Penelope's collar wrapped around his neck. >Cue chase scene: Pepe gets Sylvester to reveal that he returned the blueprints to the victim he stole them from. >Meanwhile, Versailles explains his motivation to Penelope: he's a French history buff who despises the outcome of the French Revolution. He wants the nobility to reign once more. >Pepe steals the blueprints from a gullible Elmer Fudd by convincing him that he will be responsible for plunging the world into a second Ice Age. It's not very funny. >Pepe rescues Penelope and reveals his tragic backstory... he has childhood insecurity from being a "stinky skunk," and spent the remainder of his life learning to charm others. >Versailles explains his plan: he's going to use the blueprints to cut the Paris power supply. >Second reveal: he's a rooster-raccoon hybrid (up until now he was obscured by shadow), he's royal blood (roosters are French nobility). >Cue action scene: Wile E. Coyote has booby-trapped all of Notre Dame. Pepe and Penelope barely escape by the skin of their teeth. >Pepe rejects Penelope when he realizes she put him in danger by convincing Versailles that HE was her boyfriend, not Sylvester. >Wile E..Coyote swoops in wearing a batsuit and dropkicks Pepe into an animal control van. The animal control officer is Yosemite Sam.
(2/?)
>Versailles rallies an army for the raccoon revolution. They use Cecil to turn off the power. >Pepe has his "woe is me" moment in the animal control cage. Michigan tries to console him to no avail. >Penelope returns to Sylvester pretends to swoon for him, and puffs up his ego- only- just kidding- she knocks him out with a frying pan. >Claude Cat goes, and I'm not bullshitting, "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GO GIRL YOU SEEM REAL EMPOWERED SLAY QUEEN YAAAS?" Before joining her for the big fight. >Penelope and Claude rescue Pepe and Michigan, replacing Pepe with Sylvester instead. >Penelope explains her backstory: she was a domestic cat. The woman who loved her died, her boyfriend (a dog person) found a new girlfriend who was allergic to cats. They kicked her out and now she has trust issues. >"Three-tiered action sequence." >Penelope evades Wile E. Coyote atop the Louvre... >Michigan needs Cecil's help to turn on the power... >....and Pepe breaks into the Louvre to stop Versailles. >Versailles attempts to escape with an ACME rocket, but it launches them atop the Eiffel Tower. >Cecil remembers his toy car and uses his tard strength to fight off all the raccoons. >Penelope electrocutes Wile E. Coyote and sends him blasting off again with dynamite. >Versailles brutalizes Pepe. Pepe hits him with skunk spray and they both fall into the River Seine and get hit by a boat. >Penelope rejects the israeliteels and dumps her collar to save Pepe. >They kiss, the end. >Versailles is thrown in Animal Control and mauls Sylvester. >Also post-credits scene, his nephew is not actually dead.
(3/3)
Controversy or not, this movie just read like a mess. Overly chatty without any punch, not very funny or emotionally gripping, it feels sort of like poor man's Zootopia crossed with a bad soap opera.
>...who is Sylvester. He's basically an ugly bastard who lives in a dumpster. He stole the blueprints and the goons thought Pepe did it because they're both black and white. >He also ditched Penelope at the crime scene, but emotionally manipulates her by shifting the blame to her. >He proposes to her, only for it to be a trap. She's kidnapped by the goons: he sold her out for a diamond ring. Versailles traps Penelope in a rapidly-flooding cat carrier in Notre Dame. >Michigan J. Frog and Pepe are bros, Michigan is like Pepe's cool uncle. Pepe despairs that he feels love, no lust, for Penelope. >Sylvester catches Pepe's attention, Pepe interrogates him and finds Penelope's collar wrapped around his neck. >Cue chase scene: Pepe gets Sylvester to reveal that he returned the blueprints to the victim he stole them from. >Meanwhile, Versailles explains his motivation to Penelope: he's a French history buff who despises the outcome of the French Revolution. He wants the nobility to reign once more. >Pepe steals the blueprints from a gullible Elmer Fudd by convincing him that he will be responsible for plunging the world into a second Ice Age. It's not very funny. >Pepe rescues Penelope and reveals his tragic backstory... he has childhood insecurity from being a "stinky skunk," and spent the remainder of his life learning to charm others. >Versailles explains his plan: he's going to use the blueprints to cut the Paris power supply. >Second reveal: he's a rooster-raccoon hybrid (up until now he was obscured by shadow), he's royal blood (roosters are French nobility). >Cue action scene: Wile E. Coyote has booby-trapped all of Notre Dame. Pepe and Penelope barely escape by the skin of their teeth. >Pepe rejects Penelope when he realizes she put him in danger by convincing Versailles that HE was her boyfriend, not Sylvester. >Wile E..Coyote swoops in wearing a batsuit and dropkicks Pepe into an animal control van. The animal control officer is Yosemite Sam.
(2/?)
>Versailles rallies an army for the raccoon revolution. They use Cecil to turn off the power. >Pepe has his "woe is me" moment in the animal control cage. Michigan tries to console him to no avail. >Penelope returns to Sylvester pretends to swoon for him, and puffs up his ego- only- just kidding- she knocks him out with a frying pan. >Claude Cat goes, and I'm not bullshitting, "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GO GIRL YOU SEEM REAL EMPOWERED SLAY QUEEN YAAAS?" Before joining her for the big fight. >Penelope and Claude rescue Pepe and Michigan, replacing Pepe with Sylvester instead. >Penelope explains her backstory: she was a domestic cat. The woman who loved her died, her boyfriend (a dog person) found a new girlfriend who was allergic to cats. They kicked her out and now she has trust issues. >"Three-tiered action sequence." >Penelope evades Wile E. Coyote atop the Louvre... >Michigan needs Cecil's help to turn on the power... >....and Pepe breaks into the Louvre to stop Versailles. >Versailles attempts to escape with an ACME rocket, but it launches them atop the Eiffel Tower. >Cecil remembers his toy car and uses his tard strength to fight off all the raccoons. >Penelope electrocutes Wile E. Coyote and sends him blasting off again with dynamite. >Versailles brutalizes Pepe. Pepe hits him with skunk spray and they both fall into the River Seine and get hit by a boat. >Penelope rejects the israeliteels and dumps her collar to save Pepe. >They kiss, the end. >Versailles is thrown in Animal Control and mauls Sylvester. >Also post-credits scene, his nephew is not actually dead.
(3/3)
what the frick would a Pepe Le Pew movie even be about? the Earth getting invaded by an army of female aliens so Pepe must bone them all?
I think that was the plot of the cancelled Leisure Suit Larry 8
Read the script if you're so curious
Sounds like fun
>the Earth getting invaded by an army of female aliens so Pepe must bone them all?
So, you're saying it's a Looney Tunes rip-off of Urusei Yatsura?
if tyr'ahnee is the invading alien, then yes
From what was shown it seems to have been a "Normal guy forced into adventure thing" where Pepe falls in love with Penelope who turns out to be a israeliteel thief and is forced to help her after an incirting incident makes him a accomplice.
The arc from what I would guess from the images is Pepe learns to stop peawienering and trying too hard to be liked all the time and Penelope learns to stop being an ice queen.
you're hired
>what the frick would a Pepe Le Pew movie even be about? the Earth getting invaded by an army of female aliens so Pepe must bone them all?
He gets arrested for sexual harassment, and has to prove his innocence or something.
why couldn't france defend pepe le pew like how latinx defended speedy gonzales?
Because being a caricature that talks funny is different than a caricature that talks funny and doesn't take no for an answer when it comes to relationships and sex. No one in the 2020's wants to put their reputation on the line saying "the skunk that sexually harasses women is funny."
that's ironic because when women do the same thing, no one bats an eye.
Because women lack the physical power to make good on threats
True, they still use Fifi
>No one in the 2020's wants to put their reputation on the line saying "the skunk that sexually harasses women is funny."
But they DO want to say the shark that sexually harasses men is funny
It's okay when girls do it though
they did quickdraw mcgraw so dirty in jellystone, el kabong is his persona not his fricking personality.
>they did quickdraw mcgraw so dirty in jellystone, el kabong is his persona not his fricking personality.
They obviously did that so he won't use his guns, anon, his most recent figures removed the guns from his belt and they also removed Paw Rugg's gun
Garbage show
I actually like his character in this show (one of the very select few) but there’s something hilarious in wanting to protect “muh Latinx” by preventing a white-coded guy dressing as a Spanish hero yet letting your cool bi Hispanic hero you prop up get sexually assaulted because it’s a female doing so
>white-coded guy dressing as a Spanish hero
who are you talking about? I always assumed Quick Drawn was mexican since Baba Looey was in the original show, yet Jellyshit changed him to a woman and removed his sombrero and Mexican accent because they probably saw it as racist or some shit
I doubt anyone in LatAm would care tho since Quick Drawn had an American accent in the dub going as far as to using english words from time to time
In the original US version he comes off as a white American, but I heard in some foreign adaptions he's portrayed as Hispanic so making him fully Hispanic is something that I think works for him
It's more along the lines that they thought a white guy can't dress as Zorro and they had to so they didn't offend more then actually doing so
>were clearly adopted brothers in the original
>No-no-no. They're fricking now.
It's weird how twitter will lose their shit at incest between a brother and sister, but it's fine if it's gay.
>a gay couple raise two unrelated boys as brothers, who some how both turn out to be gay themselves and for eachother
Just say hispanics or ESL. It sounds like Twitter or normalgays
I'm going to point out that the word LatinX was actually made by (gay) spanish speaking people (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latinx#Origins). But most people would prefer to be called latino/a or hispanic.
So, I'm Not saying you should use it (unless its funny).
Speedy is gay too
See: TLTS
>latinX
Pepe's not even French in the French dub, he's Italian
>Everyone thinks the French are horndogs.
>The French think the Italians are horndogs.
Sounds legit. Now, what's Pepe's accent in the Italian dub?
>latinx
Latinx were the ones attacking Speedy. It was Mexicans that defended him.
>Latinx
Nah, most liked Speedy in LatAm it was Cartoon Network USA the ones that attacked him
>Feeling that the character presented an offensive Mexican stereotype, Cartoon Network shelved Speedy's films when it gained exclusive rights to broadcast them in 1999 (as a subsidiary of Time Warner, Cartoon Network is a corporate sibling to Warner Bros.). In an interview with Fox News on March 28, 2002, Cartoon Network spokeswoman Laurie Goldberg commented, "It hasn't been on the air for years because of its ethnic stereotypes."
Yeah, Speedy was popular enough in Chile to be included on Happy Meals alongside the main Looney Tunes' cast
I have the Roadrunner one still
>LatinXx
>latinx
Only used by non-Latinos who don't even speak enough Spanish to think of using Latin@.
Pepe doesn't represent the modern France's demographics (black muslims) so they don't care about him
latinos actually dont care about speedy, they just like being contrarians to fricking gringos
The Meheecans do
I'm Chilean and I like Speedy mostly because I think his design is cool, never cared about Lola and I don't consider her a real Looney Tune, but Penelope Pussycat is HOT
Dude, she's just a cat.
A cat is fine too
I remember Woody Woodpecker being very popular in Chile and Mexico, then I found out he is even MORE popular in Brazil
Wrong
Latino's love Speedy.
Though I will say Top Cat is more beloved, especially in South America.
It’s funnier that Speedy embodies all the negative stereotypes of his people but opposite than Pepe just playing all the negative stereotypes straight
>Speedy embodies all the negative stereotypes of his people
The stereotypical mexican is fat, flatulent and lazy. Speedy is none of these things. Do you even know what a stereotye is, you moronic homosexual.
You cut off the sentence, I said he’s the opposite of all those things, that is the entire joke of his character
I think we dodged a bullet with WB removing Pepe and Penelope from Space Jam 2
>special move: fast furry feet
Remember what they took from you
Cute
GOES HARD
Sylvester in a wife beater with slick back hair?
They could make a successful Pepe le Pew cartoon and avoid making it "problematic" with one simple fix: Make Penelope as sexually aggressive as Pepe. This would actually be canon; there's more than one scene in the old Pepe cartoons where Penelope turns the tables on him. They just need to make that a permanent part of her character instead of a switch-gag.
The two characters would be co-antagonists, alternately chasing and putting each other down, each giving the other as good as he or she got. Needless to say, that would annoy the hell out of the rest of the cast, who can see the obvious that Pepe and Penelope can't: that they could have a genuine loving relationship if they just got over themselves and stop making it a competition.
so make them Gomez and Morticia?
Those could work. Basically Penelope would have a face-heel turn and become a "bad girl", and with Pepe we get a "villains in love" scenario.
Or just have it that she likes him, but he stinks and that causes problems elsewhere. Consensual relationship with issues, not rapist skunk
I thought Pepe got replaced with Fifi because only female rapists are funny?
WB hasn't used Pepe in anything since Wabbit (going as far as to remove him from looney Tunes Cartoons and Space Jam 2) but they still use Fifi in that shitty Tiny Toons reboot where Babs and Buster are related and they still use Penelope in Bugs Bunny Builders
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I'm happy she gets a second chance
She's always deserved some solo stuff
WarnerMedia pretty much snubbed him until WBD swooped in. Still standing with my headcanon that Tom Ascheim and Ann Sarnoff restricted artists from using Pepé Le Pew. He’ll be back eventually.
I also think the former head of Global Brands, Pam Lifford, had a part too. She had stepped down not too long ago.
I read the entire script, it's shit with gold nuggets sprinkled throughout
>Looney Tunes characters play different roles
>Pepe Le Pew is a charming gentleman thief who loves attention and wants everyone to like him.
>The ladies love him: the mob hates him. dogs Spike and Chester (LT deep-cuts) and raccoon goon Jacque Versailles (new character) pursue Pepe to reclaim stolen blueprints.
>Chasing Pepe, Jacque plummets 80s stories from the Eiffel Tower to his (presumed) death.
>We then meet Penelope, an American con-artist trying to nab enough money to return home. Her friend, Claude Cat, suggests they hit up the black market for a cheaper passport.
>Spike and Chester inform their boss, a shadowy mafioso named Versaille, that his nephew is dead. He doesn't give a shit and just wants the blueprints.
>To enter the black market undetected, Penelope disguises herself as a skunk with a stripe of white paint.
>Pepe gifts Cecil Turtle an antique car, helps him with a dating app, and brushes off the revelation that he's swamped with debt. Cecil gravely warns Pepe about increased criminal activity surrounding the Royal israeliteels of France.
>Pepe meets Penelope. Pepe falls in love.
>Penelope tries to con Pepe into helping her flee the raccoons, but she realizes that the raccoons also want Pepe.
>Cue chase scene: it ends with Pepe throwing away all of Penelope's money to distract the guards. Penelope is PISSED and storms away.
>Versaille's gang intimidates Cecil and smashes the toy car Pepe gifted him. They call "Le Professional" to exterminate Pepe.
>"Le Professional" is actually Wile E. Coyote, who plays a "badass" silent bounty hunter character. He's probably the best thing about the script.
>Pepe still trails Penelope. She yells at him and breaks his heart, but feels bad for him. They discuss relationships a bit before parting ways. We learn that Penelope has a boyfriend...
(1/?)
>...who is Sylvester. He's basically an ugly bastard who lives in a dumpster. He stole the blueprints and the goons thought Pepe did it because they're both black and white.
>He also ditched Penelope at the crime scene, but emotionally manipulates her by shifting the blame to her.
>He proposes to her, only for it to be a trap. She's kidnapped by the goons: he sold her out for a diamond ring. Versailles traps Penelope in a rapidly-flooding cat carrier in Notre Dame.
>Michigan J. Frog and Pepe are bros, Michigan is like Pepe's cool uncle. Pepe despairs that he feels love, no lust, for Penelope.
>Sylvester catches Pepe's attention, Pepe interrogates him and finds Penelope's collar wrapped around his neck.
>Cue chase scene: Pepe gets Sylvester to reveal that he returned the blueprints to the victim he stole them from.
>Meanwhile, Versailles explains his motivation to Penelope: he's a French history buff who despises the outcome of the French Revolution. He wants the nobility to reign once more.
>Pepe steals the blueprints from a gullible Elmer Fudd by convincing him that he will be responsible for plunging the world into a second Ice Age. It's not very funny.
>Pepe rescues Penelope and reveals his tragic backstory... he has childhood insecurity from being a "stinky skunk," and spent the remainder of his life learning to charm others.
>Versailles explains his plan: he's going to use the blueprints to cut the Paris power supply.
>Second reveal: he's a rooster-raccoon hybrid (up until now he was obscured by shadow), he's royal blood (roosters are French nobility).
>Cue action scene: Wile E. Coyote has booby-trapped all of Notre Dame. Pepe and Penelope barely escape by the skin of their teeth.
>Pepe rejects Penelope when he realizes she put him in danger by convincing Versailles that HE was her boyfriend, not Sylvester.
>Wile E..Coyote swoops in wearing a batsuit and dropkicks Pepe into an animal control van. The animal control officer is Yosemite Sam.
(2/?)
>Versailles rallies an army for the raccoon revolution. They use Cecil to turn off the power.
>Pepe has his "woe is me" moment in the animal control cage. Michigan tries to console him to no avail.
>Penelope returns to Sylvester pretends to swoon for him, and puffs up his ego- only- just kidding- she knocks him out with a frying pan.
>Claude Cat goes, and I'm not bullshitting, "WOW GOOD FOR YOU GO GIRL YOU SEEM REAL EMPOWERED SLAY QUEEN YAAAS?" Before joining her for the big fight.
>Penelope and Claude rescue Pepe and Michigan, replacing Pepe with Sylvester instead.
>Penelope explains her backstory: she was a domestic cat. The woman who loved her died, her boyfriend (a dog person) found a new girlfriend who was allergic to cats. They kicked her out and now she has trust issues.
>"Three-tiered action sequence."
>Penelope evades Wile E. Coyote atop the Louvre...
>Michigan needs Cecil's help to turn on the power...
>....and Pepe breaks into the Louvre to stop Versailles.
>Versailles attempts to escape with an ACME rocket, but it launches them atop the Eiffel Tower.
>Cecil remembers his toy car and uses his tard strength to fight off all the raccoons.
>Penelope electrocutes Wile E. Coyote and sends him blasting off again with dynamite.
>Versailles brutalizes Pepe. Pepe hits him with skunk spray and they both fall into the River Seine and get hit by a boat.
>Penelope rejects the israeliteels and dumps her collar to save Pepe.
>They kiss, the end.
>Versailles is thrown in Animal Control and mauls Sylvester.
>Also post-credits scene, his nephew is not actually dead.
(3/3)
Controversy or not, this movie just read like a mess. Overly chatty without any punch, not very funny or emotionally gripping, it feels sort of like poor man's Zootopia crossed with a bad soap opera.
Nevermind, was wrong.
>Pepe Le Paw
>Le Paw
Freudian slip, OP?
I like the idea of both being criminals
Fits in with their us against the world motto and their questionable morals originally
Should have thrown in Fifi
Cute skunk
Damm the cat's hot
Hot cat
Remmeber the live action Marvin the Martian movie?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xw9bwr
>written by Max Landis