Candide?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Scudworth kills her

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought he had the hots for her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope he fricks her right in front of Mr b

        I hope Scudworth fricks Candide to death (in front of Mr. B)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        End of the season, he seemed to get over her. Attempted to murder her for a while in the last episode.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he fricks her right in front of Mr b

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really like her, good addition to the cast

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why does she like lizards

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's cold-blooded in the metaphorical sense, while the lizards are cold-blooded in the literal sense

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Butlertron is superior.
    Wesley

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    6/10 show

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still higher than average

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe slug girl is slim thick in anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a guy.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    her design is so fricking ugly what were they thinking?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheese dress

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They did her dirty, she does not look good in a yellow dress

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dress needed to be in a different color.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That face, mostly the mouth, is really doing it for me.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you have odd taste

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It shows a lot of emotion.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        owo is that a *gulp* bulge i see?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wish, it's her ass crack actually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not every woman has to be conventionally attractive?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand your complaint

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you ever read Voltaire's 'Candide'?
    He says live life at Benny-Hill-freak-out speed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you took away from Candide?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's the opening lyrics to a Bloodhound Gang song. Should I read it?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when some anons thoughts she was gonna be gender-swapped Andy Warhol?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    here nose is big

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she try to kill Scudworth when she needed him to kill the Shadowy Figures?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is like this character only exists to make Scudworth's B plot less good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers changed Toots for this b***h? Her big ass is not worth it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleo's original VA needed something to do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh She could've done cleo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i may be blind, but i know when a b***h simply isn't worth it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toots would NEVER say that.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy? I mean mommy? I mean mommy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She just wants to be a mom...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE COFFEE MAKER DIDNT BREAK I WAS GETTING freaky with it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can she miscarry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frida can if she gets into another bus stop accident. Candide, if she falls completely into desperation, might implant herself with enough rejuvenation/estrogen hormones (and uterine augmentation) to the point where she can carry up to 6 babies at a time (which will leave her wheelchair bound) after looking up the risks of geriatric pregnancy (if she has enough sanity for that).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        she should put rejuvenation hormones in her stupid brain so she can finally get a clue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen the reboot episodes. Is she gonna have to adopt?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand, I like how big her ass is. On the other, I don’t like how damn long her fingers are.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her ass, I'm craving those cheeks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure there are way more than just these. Great stuff though, better than most recent "adult" cartoons we've gotten.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ZAMN SHE'S PACKING THE DOUBLE DECKER CAKE!

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not nearly as strong as the original run, but it has its moments. I hope the writers figured out how to make better use Topher in Season 3.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized his hat was supposed to be a beanie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he's just israeli.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that.. is that true?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It's a well known fact that he was either a closet case or a bisexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The joke is that he's gaslighting him out of desperation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe
        Another weird fact is that Lincoln might have invented to choke slam

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He shared a bed with a man (common in those days), but there's not a ton of evidence for it
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Abraham_Lincoln

        It's a well enough known theory though, the Log Cabin Republicans are named after it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you think he sided with black men?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Topher gay for Abe and that's gonna be the melodrama for season 3?
      I don't think he interacts with anyone but Abe and Scudworth

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like Andy Warhol?

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