Cannon wise, where does Rey defecate in the middle of a desert planet like Jakku?

Cannon wise, where does Rey defecate in the middle of a desert planet like Jakku?
Her scavanged Walker doesn't seem to have working plumbing.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They throw their poop bags into sarlacc pits

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically she squats over the Sarlacc and it scoops out the poo poo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat shit homosexual!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to imagine I am her personal toilet droid.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She sharts blueish diarrhea into a hole in the stand and buries it. Canonically. Writers didnt think about it much, probably written by AI.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean she is surrounded by a litterbox.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally fricking anywhere. You stupid idiot.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing with Luke. No way that mother fricker could even brush his teeth and he sucks cum straight from the local beast.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Luke live in a moisture farm and lived underground? I would assume he would have some water containers.

      Rey, lived on the desert surface and didn't have a toilet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’m talking about nuwars hobo Luke idiot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't Luke live in a moisture farm and lived underground?
        He went from moisture farm on a desert planet to living on a small island where rains all the time. Desert PLANET, water ISLAND. You see, it rhymes, like "Rian Johnson is a gay, make movies like a hack".

        Pottery.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She does it into a cannon and fires it at ships' compressors as they fly past.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mouth

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has the force, she flies her shits around like the lightsaber throw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could they just make the shit fly out of their ass without leaving any residue or needing to wipe?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        only master yoda could shit that clean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Palps force lightning zaps his shit into nothing? Surely the pain would only fuel his strength in the dark side more.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can he shoot lightning out of his ass or only his hands?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also no baths or showers are show in Rey's home,she stinks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      miticlorean covered pubes

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't need plumbing. The entire planet is a cat litter box.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the people living there looked like poop people. Like if there was a race of poop beings from south park or something they’d look like the nuwars aliens. Look at this thing. A literal living butthole.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that an adult from ET’s race

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She vacuum wraps her poop and sells it on patreon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      portions for portions.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She vacuum wraps her poop and sells it on patreon

        So, if you’re a troony, and you buy some porn star’s shit, do you eat it? wtf do they do with it and how is that a thing ? We live in Hell

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably by digging a hole in the ground.
    More importantly, how does she wipe? Rub her ass in the sand?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the rags she wears were originally white

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does she eat for those rags to be such a light colour?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro she’s probably shitting watery bile half the time, isn’t the start of the movie her trading some garbage she found for food?
          Real question is what would your shit looked like if you dined on the cuisine at Disney’s Galaxy’s Edge Hotel?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That looks like beach outhouse toilet paper

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She sells her poop on the Internet

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