>can't act and looks like shit but coasts for 30 years by being "that guy from titanic"

>can't act and looks like shit but coasts for 30 years by being "that guy from titanic"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leo can't ac-

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      -t

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there somewhere I can watch entire movies being filmed, being filmed like this? Or is it just clips?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does make you think how much interesting footage is heinously wasted by never being released. They must have fricking hours of behind the scenes shit for every film that never sees the light of day. They're missing a bit of a trick there, really. If they released it with the film as a separate thing then at the very least the hardcore film people would buy it - I know I would, they wouldn't even need to edit it, I could just sit and watch raw shit like that all day if it was a film I particularly liked. Shit, I'd pay thrice the cost of the film's BluRay for a disc full of unedited behind the scenes shit from Alien.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Used to be a DVD/extra content thing back in the day but since everything is online/on-demand/downloaded etc now its never seen.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this, zoomers don't know but they used to have "special features" which was literally everything to do with the making of the film and interviews with the actors

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tragic tale of Leo, and similarly Brad Pitt, is they got typecast as the safe A-list heartthrob/straight man doing boring bits when in reality they're legit phenomenal character actors, which is plain obvious when you look back at their earlier stuff, and it took someone like QT, an outcast anomaly in the boring A-list of directors to remember/exploit this. Even Marty who's supposed to be a risk-taker and cinephilia historian, completely failed to realize this until Wolf, wasting both their talents on a whole decade of nothing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/dnYnZLv.jpg

      >can't act and looks like shit but coasts for 30 years by being "that guy from titanic"

      hey I'll gladly take their place, where do I sign up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt at least looks good so it's acceptable, he's still not a good actor.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brad Pitt is a phenomenal actor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Above average maybe but literally never good enough to actually feel like anything but Brad Pitt in a costume.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that is a tragedy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fricking guy is a better actor than either Pitt or Leo and his career went fricking nowhere. Being a better actor isn’t enough, you need presence.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Narc is so fricking good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rush is even fricking better. It’s like his will to live was robbed by Speed 2

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stars in one of the most iconic movies of the 1980s
        >completely disappears off the map
        What the frick did he mean by this? Was it the hairline?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're legit phenomenal character actors
      Brad Pitt is not a "legit phenomenal character actor" lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        12 Monkeys, Fight Club, True Romance, Snatch, Burn After Reading, etc would disagree

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          True Romance was unwatchable cornball shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            True Romance is the best thing Tarantino ever had a hand in.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That’s like saying “my brother was valedictorian of his 3rd grade moron class”.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still signed on to play Jim Jones in the "Jonestown" biopic?... I fricking well hope so, as it'll be the most timely film ever made, in light of the #Vaxocaust.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they keep in the bit where a black woman grabs the microphone and starts b***hing that all the people who fled rather than drink the poison were white

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy from titanic"
    He wanted to frick that job up too. He should thank Cameron every day for saving him from himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up you disingenuous Black person

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just say the fricking lines you were told and keep your head out of the writing room, Leo.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"that guy from titanic"

    He will always be "that moronic kid from what's eating gilbert grape" to me

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because he's only working with top-tier directors. In the last 23 years:
    >Danny Boyle
    >Spielberg
    >Scorsese
    >Scorsese
    >Scorsese
    >Edward Zwick
    >Ridley Scott
    >Sam Mendes
    >Scorsese
    >Nolan (this is an exception of the rule)
    >Eastwood
    >Tarantino
    >Baz Luhrmann
    >Scorsese
    >Inarritu
    >Tarantino
    >Adam McKay
    >Scorsese

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >top tier director
      >Baz Luhrmann
      How many dicks have you had in your butt at the same time? What’s the over-under?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Romeo + Juliet and Moulin Rouge are 10/10 kinos, you absolute pleb.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile is a heterosexual board

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being so insecure.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you're insecure if you don't suck wiener and gargle cum like me
              no

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m way more secure than your floppy loose overworked turd-cutter.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're insecure if you don't suck wiener and gargle cum like me
                no

                Damn, you better start asking questions about your desire to suck dicks if the mere mention of two movies (that have nothing to do with homosexuality) trigger you so much.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Baz Luhrmann movies aren't gay
                not by your standards, perhaps...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >movies about heterosexual people are...... gay
                Black person, you sound like a gay who wants to suck dicks and get fricked in the ass but can't come out of the closet so you're hating on random movies because they have music and shit in them. You need to take some time alone and think about your life.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                calm down, poof

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not music, showtunes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're chick movies and you are overcompensating.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice projection homosexual

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He hasn’t shared a bed with his wife (beard) since 2014. This motherfricker is fruitier than monkey shit.
                https://people.com/movies/baz-luhrmann-daughter-recalls-rumors-about-his-sexuality-bullying/

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, give me a fricking break. Look at this queen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not a single good movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Nolan (this is an exception of the rule)
      Reddit moment.

      Romeo + Juliet and Moulin Rouge are 10/10 kinos, you absolute pleb.

      Oh, you’re a literal homosexual. Why am I not surprised?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leo is ugly as shit now and looks like Jack Nicholson and Orson Wells had a baby but he’s a great actor.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Critters 3.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Departed
    Wolf of wallstreet
    Catch me if you can
    (Despite being a shit film he gave a great performance in) Django

    Shut up moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the wolf of Wall Street and catch me if you can good
      >django bad
      lol what a gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Django was terrible just like most of QT's movies. Guy is the biggest shabbos goy in the industry but I bet you loved that Black person taking revenge on those white folks didn't ya israelite?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >big budget, modern, blackspoitation movie is shit
          >imagine my shock

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit list. Boring trash movies.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pube beards are so gross

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me he'll always be "Luke from Growing Pains"

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He only looks like shit because of that beard. Get rid of it and he looks fine, obviously not a heartthrob anymore, but fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like some rando. With <15% bf and if he shaved that patchy beard he would probably still look very good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t surprise me if he is Jack Nicholson’s bastard son

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is SO BAD in " Killers " that he actually looks like the moron in Sling Blade. He also looks like he escaped from a mental hospital.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like comfy movies where girls kiss boys.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never cared for his work except Wows + as Rick Dalton.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, it’s a “grow some patchy peach fuzz that a Mexican prom queen could put to shame just so he doesn’t look like a 12 year old” role. Frick it I’m out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe she just took your time-piece.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did his face get so puffy? It can't just be age. Is it alcohol?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It can't just be age
      Oh but it can, young grasshopper. It'll come to you too.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant act
    >has a world class award and numerous nominations for best actor

    wat

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s eating Gilbert Grape destroys your argument without having to look at his performances that have numerous nominations for best performance.

    I watched it again recently and Leo has no right to be as believable as he was in that flick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this is uhhhhh some real top shelf acting. “Hey Leo act like you would if you were making fun of morons” great.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >accurately portrays an autistic child with a good deal of mental delay

        Sean Penn wishes he could do what Leo did. There’s a reason he was nominated for best supporting for the role

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >autistic=severely moronic
          Lol. He wasn’t autistic you fricking mong.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            100% chance the character would be described as autistic if the movie was made today. Lower functioning but still autistic

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah cuz autism and hugging everyone you meet go hand in hand right?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yes it could. I’m sorry you don’t understand autism spectrum disorder. I work with developmentally delayed persons for a living

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s it like working at McDonalds?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's it like working at Burger Barn?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >“Hey Leo act like you would if you were making fun of morons”
        Good morning sir

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the only movie where his acting was very good. largely because he wasn't allowed to do his serious face (you know the one)

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Leo DiCaprio, son.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he started off a pretty bad actor but he obviously dedicated himself seriously to his craft
    by the time The Departed was made he had transformed into a very capable actor

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you guys said he was based and loved him for dating younger women?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were the crusty boomer millenial posters growing up on his movies sucking his dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one post by one homosexual
      >"you guys"

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick "fricking" Dalton

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>can't act
    stopped reading there

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s been rewarded for being such a good prostitute for executives

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