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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun is a Paramount IP so I'm starting to think that maybe that WB/Paramount merger is real.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WB
    They should just put him in charge

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >franchises
    >plural
    He already has Mission: Impossible, Top Gun, Jack Reacher, Edge of Tomorrow. The dude's nearly 70. What can he possibly do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moer great movies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capeshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      space stuff

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise is Jeff Tracy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >61
      >Nearly 70

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i aint no mathematician homie stop taking things so autsitically

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to stop being so sloppy and fueling the competency crisis

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The dude's nearly 70. What can he possibly do?

      Cruise is healthy. He can plausibly play characters in their late 40s onward

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here's that 40 year old I was tellin you about

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good for 61

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks pretty rough compared to Brad Pitt who is just one year younger.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is he gonna make a Scientology epic? The box office would dwarf Avatar.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really want them to try that again?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I haven't seen the first one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well good luck it's the movie that ruined the dutch angle

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dutch angle only works with approriate background geometry it was never meant for faces and people or amateur

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        3rd time's the charm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he still best buds with David Miscavige?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't he kill that loser

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get why normies get so amped up about scientology? What bad have they done?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could produce and star in this one: it’s said to be one of Hubbard’s best works.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it gets us one step closer to Edge of Tomorrow 2 then so be it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd trust Cruise with a Starship Troopers series.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he, you know, very... old?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >franchises
      >plural
      He already has Mission: Impossible, Top Gun, Jack Reacher, Edge of Tomorrow. The dude's nearly 70. What can he possibly do?

      "Starring" doesn't mean the lead character. I'd like to see him make a movie with Jackie Chan

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scientology>Jewology

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick paramount should just go under at this point

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last Mission Impossible flopped so badly (because it shit) that they've delayed its sequel to heavily reedit it and probably reshoot a vast amount of it.
    Cruise needs to find compelling scripts because he's not a draw on his own.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt shit but the script was god awful, imagine killing ilsa in the most fricking underwhelming way possible

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, a running man reboot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edgar Wright is doing that.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should just let him continue this monster franchise from the mummy. If DCEU is done then they should revive monsters dark universe.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: Kick James Gunn down a flight of stairs
    Step 2: Cast Tom Cruise in a Green Lantern movie and make Sci-Fi Top Gun
    Step 3: Profit???

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should probably start thinking about retirement from staring in movies, mentoring another action star and then just writing and directing movies.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just seeing him shilling for the flash last year should have been the biggest indicator he and warner were getting close

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much money will this bring the church of scientology?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never forget the summer of 89 me and Tom spent together. Camping under the stars, exploring each other's bodies. Good times.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will always support Tom but the latest Mission Impossible was mid as frick

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >out of my way I'm saving kino

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it: Cruise is gonna follow through with the joke from The Congress and sell them off his likeness and the character "Tom Cruise" to use how they want as collateral.

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