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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    but /tvleftypol/ told me it bombed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing mentally ill people who believe their own dysphoric delusions

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftytvpol hates cruise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftytvpol hates cruise.

      No. Leftypol is shilling on this board hard now.

      MI7 WILL CROSS BILLION.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have earned way more if he had released it last month.
    Can't believe he thought Flash would be bigger competition than Nolan.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it the record for highest grossing mission impossible movie with "part 1" in the title?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >non-woke
    it's womyn power propaganda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but are any of those women nigresses?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >womyn power propaganda
      >female villain is head over heels for Cruise
      >female "henchman" never speaks and gets BTFO so bad by Cruise she switches sides and helps him
      >female co-star is completely in over her head and needs to be saved several times
      >returning female main character dies because Cruise wasn't there to save her
      Really empowering stuff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the Hayley Atwell character sucks at driving but Cruise saved the day. He knows what he is doing kek.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-woke means circa 2005 for booms

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were a little too many females for my taste. They could have replaced pom, the main chick and the chick who buys the key, all with males and just had the one female who was in the other movie and I think it would have elevated the movie a bit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *sells the key

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean cruise at one point fricked up a b***h though. He beat the frick out of her. That redeemed the female part.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prove non-woke content wins
    We already know it wins, it's been winning since the beginning.
    Woke content, as we understand the term, only started really showing up about 2014. So in all the years previous, all these decades, all entertainment content was non-woke across the board. When I say non-woke I do not mean conservative, non-woke can refer to A LOT, especially basic b***h liberalism. Liberalism is now extinct, consumed by cult leftism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also the Hayley Atwell character sucks at driving but Cruise saved the day. He knows what he is doing kek.

      She did suddenly know martial arts when fighting Gabriel. But maybe it was on her resume they skimmed through at the beginning of the movie and I missed it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is a elite level thief though. So I assume she knows how to fight?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Davis Hooknose
    A little on the nose don't ya think?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proves non-woke conent wins
    No, it just proves that well made shit wins
    The problem with all the wokeshit is that it's written as agenda first, story/production quality second

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for your unbias source.

    Anyways, it flopped tho

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy cope

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Cruise always wins in the end. Only liberals and feminists hate him lol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao based I love scientology because it owns the libtatds and israelites or something

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BASADO

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's flopping harder than Dilation Of Destiny. Cruises space movie is doomed now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Leftypol is shilling on this board hard now.

      MI7 WILL CROSS BILLION.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no its not. biggest box office of the series. just inflated budget due to covid so not making as much money as it could have

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I love this movie, the 300 million budget sounds bullshit. Cruise 90 percent produced this movie and there's not way he put anything more than 100 million. If he actually spent 300 million then its a huge risk even for cruise. Maximum it is on the same budget that Ghost Protocol was which is 140 million.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking moronic? It's making less than MI2 did, back in 2000, unadjusted for inflation. It's making less than Indiana Jones and Mermaid. What's going to happen? Everyone shows up next weekend?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          MI2 is the biggest thing in 2000s. Also it released on memorial day. Of course the opening is big thing on MI2. MI7 started out slow but if Barbie and oppenheimer flopped it can actually make money.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO NONWOKE GO NONBROKE!

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