CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    say what you want about tom cruise. when you watch a tc movie, you know its going to be, at the least, entertaining.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also nice to see a movie someone put some fricking effort into.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      And lacking in preaching. Just crazy fun with crazy stunts. Which is good, Tom's a fine actor but I wouldn't want to watch a movie where he rattles off his opinions on social issues, I'm keenly aware the screenwriters who make this shit are dumb as frick.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you kidding?
        A tc movie where it's basically a john Grisham novel shitting on the ultra wealthy lying to everybody and how we need to worship lord xenu?
        I'd watch that in a heartbeat

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xenu is the Scientology Devil, moron.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the writers on strike are shit talking the AI programs that may one day take their jobs, but Tom Cruise is proof that robots can act better than most people.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. Hew had a stellar career and I appreciate his dedication but the MI films have become relentlessly dull and I stopped watching 2 installments ago I think. He's also done some suspect, shitty CGI Sci Fi semi recently

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie to watch with your dad. Or your son's if you're a dad

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    might be the first movie to get me out to a theatre in almost 10 years

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't see Maverick? I had a big, dumb 29 year old smile on my face for most of the last act and I don't care who knows.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mission Imposible is capeshit and in tired of pretending its not

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good capeshit

      Like Ironman 1

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in tired of pretending its not
      So tired of zoomer-speak.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're as cheesy as F&F and always have been.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not saying they aren't cheesy but come on man. F&F has become a parody of early, cheesy F&F movies.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt tom cruise run for president? is being president a shit job compared to tom cruises life? i can only assume thats the reason because ide think hed win easily

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      being a president has too many responsibilities

      and the money is relatively shit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      too busy running away

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Cruise sprinting around the White House to get to his next meeting
        irl kino

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      America will elect a Black, a woman, a troony, a blind man, a Mexican, and a pedo before they'd ever elect a manlet.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      People wouldn't vote for him cause if scientology, they would rather vote for the Pebble.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is being president a shit job compared to tom cruises life?
      I cannot fathom the kind of egomaniac that would actively seek out the presidency. That goes for every single one after the founding fathers and doubly so for the modern ones. "Hey get this people are going to bother you literally 24/7, you won't get to make any real, meaningful decisions unless most of the legislature already agrees with them, and between 40-60% of Americans will constantly despise you no matter what you do. You in?" Even a legit nutjob like Cruise knows better.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 billies incoming!

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look so SMOOTH? de-aging?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a fresh new batch of adrenochrome, he get the finest supply.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one has demonstrated to me that this film has any kind of plot
    maybe stunts are enough for the third world but i prefer films with a story

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So these guys get a mission. But it's impossible.

      ...or is it?

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you guys come up with something that rhymes with DiNaprio? I have an actor friend that gets a lot of hate from critics because of his penchant for younger women.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just makes good non preachy action flicks and sometimes a good drama. It's mindless non offensive entertainment and people today want that more than anything. It'll do gangbusters.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It only gets IMAX and DOlby screens for one week, then they are all taken by Oppenisraelite for 3 weeks

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say this shit for every movie. To the point now for me that it just feels like a "boy who cried wolf" scenario. It just doesn't evoke any response from me other than there they go again yelling that bullshit. But I want this to be good. I felt like it's been delayed and I wanted to see this awhile back, one of the few movies I'm excited for.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that his real face???

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol there's not really seven fricking Mission Impossible are there? Are they all serious?

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies died when they tried to be interconnected. Leave that shit to the MCU. I don’t want to watch an MI flick with a bunch of memberberry bullshit

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond films used to be what I unequivocally got hyped for, but MI took that crown years ago.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

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