Hahahahahaha do you get it? Because that's actually much to harsh of a reaction to hearing that someone likes pineapple on pizza! She is soooo quirky and funny for caring so much about a trivial thing like hawaiian pizza! She makes me think of those funny characters in my favourite cartoons who also have silly and intense obsessions! But I think the actual joke is that she KNOWS it's extreme! Because real people aren't supposed to act so uninhibited! Oh boy what I wouldn't do to have the privilege of taking such a fine, smart and funny damsel out on the town for the night. I already know the perfect hoppy ipa to suggest she orders when I take this special lady to my local barcade!
HAHAHHAHAA DO YOU GET IT? I’M COPYING WHAT’S ALREADY BEEN DONE SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE SUPER CRITICAL OF NORMAL SOCIAL RESPONSES BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR ADEQUATE SOCIAL SKILLS AND HENCE AM AN OUTSIDER TO SOCIETY WHICH MAKES IT EASY FOR ME TO MOCK EVEN WHEN IT DIDNT DESERVE RIDICULE AND I LOOK LIKE AN UNHINGED AUTIST, HAHAHA, ISNT IT SO FUNNY IM DOING THAT
actually I like being exactly what you are, but more, to highlight the exact area of your deviancy. But where do I get off throwing pearl before swine?
Where's the dude bit coming from? That's the thing, there is no clever twist thing, it just honestly presents something as what it is without any attempt to try to be cleverer than it is. You're only coming to that conclusion through the lens of GoT that's trying to do a what if we made LotR but more violent or other shows that try a certain shtick.
you can't even call it bad you're just mad other people enjoy it more than you think is appropriate, overrated is one of the most meaningless criticisms of anything.
Why wouldn't you? I have never been in a relationship but i still sleep like a king and can stretch out and toss and turn all i want in a double size bed. Do Americans really cuck themselves like this? >noooo you have to be uncomfotable!
If you're uncomfortable sleeping in a single bed, you should probably lose some weight.
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It's not that i don't fit in a single bed,i just move around a lot before i am able to fall asleep and it's nice to be able to fully extend my arms on both sides
>lost lawsuit against Cinemaphile >deformed children >family caravan never returned >auschwitz movie flopped >willow removed after one month
last but not least >midge
I’m thinking it’s over for Warwick
Reminder!
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You moron! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
i dont like lotr. its boring and the characters are completely uninteresting. and i hate all that gay english shit. "oh shall we go on grand adventure and eat spiffy spoffle pies and drink shimmy shandies?" frick off
not true, its just fricking bent. i got dragged to the cinema to watch the first two when i was a teenager and still havent seen the last. theyre so incredibly boring
What exactly is the drama with pineapple on pizza? People act like its the most heretical thing ever yet we live in a society where rimjobs have unironically been normalized. Somehow putting pineapple on pizza is literally worse than eating ass?
I'm convinced people who get all upset about it are just pretending because they think having a strong stance on something so trivial makes them quirky.
its not a real ingredient. Pineapple is never used anywhere else in cooking as an ingredient, thus its a fake ingredient meant only for pizzaslop.
This also applies to pepperoni. Outside of the pizza industry, pepperoni doesn't exist
>Unless Cinemaphile is a drug. >addicting >unhealthy >ruins your life
Checks out
only Cinemaphile will never help you get laid so its worse than most drugs.
>consuming wopslop while watching a high culture masterpiece like LotR
Fricking disgraceful. Only fine, traditional English cuisine is acceptable as part of watching LotR.
NTA but I thought about it and he's kinda right. Reddit normies think rain is special because they cancel their normie plans, stay inside and do le reddit comfy activities (which they will post online for updoots). Real Cinemaphile homies will stay home regardless of the weather.
Replace the pizza with the beef pot pie I made for my last LOTR trilogy (extended edition of course) marathon. I do this every year since I share a birthday with Frodo and Bilbo
you are hateful because they stopped caring and you have yet to learn to do so. I am the same but what can we do? The answer is either violence or do nothing and violence in such little numbers results in nothing accomplished. So what else can we do except numb ourselves and die?
You people clown on reddit/twitter/women/trannies/leftards/etc all the time, but you're literally the same. Women post that pic with Harry Potter, redditors with Star Wars or the MCU, and you default to your manchild fantasy equivalent that is LotR because you're all moronic people with no taste and claim it as some "ebin trad psychohistorical fantasy". Anyone who dares break the hivemind is barraged with the same few insults on repeat. You should be ashamed of yourselves if you adopt this obnoxious personality without it being b8.
Yes.
LotR is kinoest of kinos
Also pinapple on pizza is JUSTICE
JUSTICE
Hahahahahaha do you get it? Because that's actually much to harsh of a reaction to hearing that someone likes pineapple on pizza! She is soooo quirky and funny for caring so much about a trivial thing like hawaiian pizza! She makes me think of those funny characters in my favourite cartoons who also have silly and intense obsessions! But I think the actual joke is that she KNOWS it's extreme! Because real people aren't supposed to act so uninhibited! Oh boy what I wouldn't do to have the privilege of taking such a fine, smart and funny damsel out on the town for the night. I already know the perfect hoppy ipa to suggest she orders when I take this special lady to my local barcade!
hahahahaha do you get it? an over analysis of what is a simple joke! He is so ground down by an unbearable society!
HAHAHHAHAA DO YOU GET IT? I’M COPYING WHAT’S ALREADY BEEN DONE SEVERAL TIMES BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE SUPER CRITICAL OF NORMAL SOCIAL RESPONSES BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS OR ADEQUATE SOCIAL SKILLS AND HENCE AM AN OUTSIDER TO SOCIETY WHICH MAKES IT EASY FOR ME TO MOCK EVEN WHEN IT DIDNT DESERVE RIDICULE AND I LOOK LIKE AN UNHINGED AUTIST, HAHAHA, ISNT IT SO FUNNY IM DOING THAT
>normal social response
actually I like being exactly what you are, but more, to highlight the exact area of your deviancy. But where do I get off throwing pearl before swine?
it's a high school yearbook quote, they're all moronic
bro
are you really mad at a highschool girl yearbook quote?
No I just thought it was funny to say. I do think jokes like that girl's are gay
Based Cinemaphile response to a reddit post
What reddit post?
it's probably from like 2013. vine and reddit humor was like that
Shut up.
leave my wife alone will ya!
LOTR is criminally overrated
>Dude medieval fantasy archetypes played earnestly lmao
Grow up
LOTR created such archetypes.
elves dwarves and wizards all predate tolkien
>
can't refute this(OP)
>LOTR is criminally overrated
>>Dude medieval fantasy archetypes played earnestly lmao
>Grow up
>implying LOTR isn't söycore
Where's the dude bit coming from? That's the thing, there is no clever twist thing, it just honestly presents something as what it is without any attempt to try to be cleverer than it is. You're only coming to that conclusion through the lens of GoT that's trying to do a what if we made LotR but more violent or other shows that try a certain shtick.
you can't even call it bad you're just mad other people enjoy it more than you think is appropriate, overrated is one of the most meaningless criticisms of anything.
you forgot a loving relationship with a woman.
It's clearly a 2 person bed you dip
do single people really sleep in single beds?
No but they don't sleep with 2 sets of pillows like that. They would have a single large pile in the center.
When they're watching movies probably
I sleep in a double bed and I've never felt the embrace of a woman.
based. I have a king sized bed that can comfortably hold 3 people yet I never had sex
i sleep on a twin sized futon and i fricked both of your crushes
Why would you sleep in a double bed if you're single? Or do normal single people just have double beds in America?
Why wouldn't you? I have never been in a relationship but i still sleep like a king and can stretch out and toss and turn all i want in a double size bed. Do Americans really cuck themselves like this?
>noooo you have to be uncomfotable!
If you're uncomfortable sleeping in a single bed, you should probably lose some weight.
It's not that i don't fit in a single bed,i just move around a lot before i am able to fall asleep and it's nice to be able to fully extend my arms on both sides
could be a Black person in my bed. there is not enough information to answer the question
I have a king sized bed and I'm going to die alone.
based warwickposter
>implying you can't cuddle with a homie
loser
I sleep with my three cats
>Woman (Male)
What is a woman?
*cute blonde twink
*we feel each other up and get covered in each other's sweat
*we run our fingers through our soft long fluffy hair
Even better with a man.
No thanks, watching kinos with others ruins the immersion.
Let's keep it realistic
anon, it's the lord of the rings, be realistic
Where's Warwick and the toolkit?
Based midge enjoyer
i legitimately cannot tell if he's sitting on that chair or standing in front of it and tippytoeing for extra height.
Does he have knees?
His knees grow
>lost lawsuit against Cinemaphile
>deformed children
>family caravan never returned
>auschwitz movie flopped
>willow removed after one month
last but not least
>midge
I’m thinking it’s over for Warwick
intentionally having a bunch of misshapen midge children honestly feels kind of evil
Reminder!
Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You moron! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.
I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pale as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.
Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.
kek, this is a great one
Does he just call it golf?
Oh god is Warwick Davis the rape dwarf?
I prefer "Just so many things i would do." but here's your (you) anyway.
NOW WE'RE TALKIN
Why exactly do I want to do this? Whenever I see a midge I want to keep him captive in my basement chained up. I don't know what causes this
lurk more homosexual
I know we like to joke around on here, but you seriously need to stop posting this, legally speaking you could be sued into the ground.
Are those two beds pushed together or are the sheets weird?
agreed
life's good.
Also jerking off to old Ella Hollywood vids.
swap lord of the rings with pic related and then i'll agree
>2023 updated version
That's pretty good, but what about dessert and snacks?
Change lotr to hateful eight extended version , the rain to a blizzard where you get snowed in and the pizza to beef stew
Hateful 8 is shit
Explain why
>LOtroony and Gayful 8
enjoy a warm black dingus, homosexuals
You have shit taste
i dont like lotr. its boring and the characters are completely uninteresting. and i hate all that gay english shit. "oh shall we go on grand adventure and eat spiffy spoffle pies and drink shimmy shandies?" frick off
thats because youre a seething nonwhite
not true, its just fricking bent. i got dragged to the cinema to watch the first two when i was a teenager and still havent seen the last. theyre so incredibly boring
I dont like watching movies in bed, i prefer a comfy couch
What exactly is the drama with pineapple on pizza? People act like its the most heretical thing ever yet we live in a society where rimjobs have unironically been normalized. Somehow putting pineapple on pizza is literally worse than eating ass?
I'm convinced people who get all upset about it are just pretending because they think having a strong stance on something so trivial makes them quirky.
its not a real ingredient. Pineapple is never used anywhere else in cooking as an ingredient, thus its a fake ingredient meant only for pizzaslop.
This also applies to pepperoni. Outside of the pizza industry, pepperoni doesn't exist
Pineapple on pizza will never not be revolting.
You can't refute this
where is that top left pic from? Sleepaway Camp is kino btw.
My favorite part is the girldick.
Sorry, no fricking cucumber slice pillow on my hotdog couch, lunatic.
and what do you do?
forge kompromat of israeli politicians
i drive
For me it's
i imagine crack in bed must be quite unpleasant
Closer to the truth, I just don't do drugs. Unless Cinemaphile is a drug.
>Unless Cinemaphile is a drug.
>addicting
>unhealthy
>ruins your life
Checks out
only Cinemaphile will never help you get laid so its worse than most drugs.
>consuming wopslop while watching a high culture masterpiece like LotR
Fricking disgraceful. Only fine, traditional English cuisine is acceptable as part of watching LotR.
its americaslop when you add pineapple.
>not mushy peas
you fricked up
Not for a proper pie you subhuman.
Replace the bed with a gym
>Pineapple on Pizza
You disgust me.
Post Warwick one.
Read the thread you homosexual.
I’ve never watched Lord of the Rings or Star Wars and probably never will.
>reddit weather
Weather is "Reddit?" ... How?
NTA but I thought about it and he's kinda right. Reddit normies think rain is special because they cancel their normie plans, stay inside and do le reddit comfy activities (which they will post online for updoots). Real Cinemaphile homies will stay home regardless of the weather.
it's a meme
It is, but it wasn't at the time it was first posted. So, I think anon is asking what was going on in the head of the person who came up with it?
>Grey Havens scene comes
FRICK
do americans really put pineapple on pizza?
Only with Canadian Bacon ( round ham slices).
No, it's a hawaiian thing. Unless you're one of those weirdos who counts hawaii as a part of america, then sure.
Lotr is garbage
>3hr long film
>Decent, entertaining scenes are 1hr maxim
Repeat for each of that shit trilogy.
I ate chocolate pizza once
it was disgusting
thank you for reading my blog
You're welcome.
Replace the pizza with the beef pot pie I made for my last LOTR trilogy (extended edition of course) marathon. I do this every year since I share a birthday with Frodo and Bilbo
I'm genuinely interested, tell us more about that recipe.
looks delicious anon
LOTR is a literally a goyslop marvel-tier popcorn flick. why does every one insist on it being better than it actually is?
t. Christopher Tolkien
Pineapple on pizza is disgusting; even my garbage can deserves better than to make contact with such slop.
Harry Potter was better.!
LOTR is not that good - this feels like a redditoid posted this
You better not be implying that you eat pizza in bed.
I'm eating a grilled cheese sandwich in bed right now
Yeah if the pizza wasn't filled with poison and seed oils.
Cozy
Made myself Hawaiian pizzas this week for the first time and they came out great and very easy to make.
BBQ sauce, ham, pineapple chunks and mozzarella.
Comfy as frick.
you are hateful because they stopped caring and you have yet to learn to do so. I am the same but what can we do? The answer is either violence or do nothing and violence in such little numbers results in nothing accomplished. So what else can we do except numb ourselves and die?
>sit inside all day eating pizza watching shitty movies
Yeah if you're a fat virgin. Frick that. Give me sunshine and a lake.
Was the whole pineapple pizza thing viral marketing or what?
You people clown on reddit/twitter/women/trannies/leftards/etc all the time, but you're literally the same. Women post that pic with Harry Potter, redditors with Star Wars or the MCU, and you default to your manchild fantasy equivalent that is LotR because you're all moronic people with no taste and claim it as some "ebin trad psychohistorical fantasy". Anyone who dares break the hivemind is barraged with the same few insults on repeat. You should be ashamed of yourselves if you adopt this obnoxious personality without it being b8.