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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's simply because of what's-her-face.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was also moronic. Why was that one a successfull and this one not?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is tired of formulaic capeshit now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatigue + no promotion + Amber Heard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no promotion
        This. DC just given up advertising their movies, it seems. Remember how The Batman's trailer did a lot of noise? Aquaman's trailer was released without a peep.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatigue + Gunn announced none of these last few movies matter so everyone involved is shitposting - actors, directors, designers, writers, everyone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>The first one was also moronic. Why was that one a successfull and this one not?
      The same was asked of The Marvels.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cap Marvel had endgame hype, Aquaman had the failed justice league and still made a billie, that was impressive

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aquaman made a billie only because it offered cool underwater visuals that other capeshit films at the time weren't offering. 5 years later and the cool underwater visuals have lost their novelty value.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      people like novelty. the first one gave something somewhat new in terms of characters and settings.
      if this is just a rehash in every way then there's nothing left to be excited about.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    people were eating up all kinds of capeslop a few years ago just fine, what happened that they suddenly realize it's all garbage?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same reason the western genre went out of style overnight around the 60's; market saturation and aging audiences who want something new. and the capeslop era is surely giving way to the vidya adaptation slop era

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. Eras in cinematic history come and go. The Western Era came and went and now the Capeslop Era has come and gone. And now we're in the Vidyaslop Era.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. Eras in cinematic history come and go. The Western Era came and went and now the Capeslop Era has come and gone. And now we're in the Vidyaslop Era.

        >vidyaslop era
        more like "nintendoslop" era
        they're the only ones smart/autistically Japanese enough to hold a tight reign over what gets made
        the others will be your standard cashgrab garbage that doesn't give a single frick about the source material and no one watches as a result

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They stopped putting out the characters people were excited for. That's it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire culture in America completely transformed from the mid 60s to the late 60s. The Soviet Union seemed like it was going to last forever yet in 2 years it disappeared. Blockbuster was king of home entertainment, then one day people wondered wtf happened to them. Things might seem stagnant for a while but when they do change it's so fast you don't even notice it and then it's gone

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r/entertainment
    >who defended the marvels
    Imma have to watch it myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i won't.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like someone pissed on my meal of shit! wtf

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason why all these movies since Shazam 2 have been bad? James Wan is one of the best living directors currently so what the frick is going on?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Telegraph

    Tell me when a real reviewer reviews it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me when a real reviewer reviews it.

      like reviews will help this slop, lol, lmao even

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick the shit out of amber heard. She's my kind of crazy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably have a shot now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think she would appreciate sweet passionate love-making?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She seems like the kind that would want to be chocked and smacked around.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would eat her poop that she lovingly prepared for me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never stick your dick in crazy. Rule number one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's something about fricking a girl that could ruin your life that is a huge turn on.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    First line of one review was "The Flash was better". Game over.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For cinema theaters.
    Capeshit has moved onto video games where those interactive movies sell for $70 + tip.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much of Amber in the movie?

    Does she poop at all?

    Did they insert any of the courtroom memes in there? Any megapint?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have actually seen it if Aquaman walked into a bar and said "gimme a megapint"

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if we had “good” super hero content lately, still who cares. The genre sucks. Good guy defeats bad guy, fist fights. Give me a break. The whole concept is outdated and it was always awful. Even the best of the super hero films are crap because the genre is crap.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. How many times do you have to see Batman punch the Joker? It's played out.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crazy woman female lead
    >incest pedophile male lead

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >James wan
    >making a bad movie
    I don’t believe you.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That reviewer simply adored Saltburn and The Color Purple, so....

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/authors/r/rk-ro/robbie-collin/

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    #believeallreviewers

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no major Amber Heard role
    >no watch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She betrayed Captain Jack Sparrow she must walk the plank also her nudes are easy to find no point in looking at the dumb b***h in a movie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She betrayed Captain Jack Sparrow
        you sound like a fricking homosexual

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Momoa can't carry a movie he's only good for 5 second clips what were they thinking

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