>force you to make friends >gets you in shape >finally have a job to put on your resume >pays you a little spending money every month >free college while your in then gi bill after >all the gay sex you can handle
The navy really might be the best thing for many Cinemaphileners
homosexuals >can't swim >they attract enemy radar >they attract sharks >they insist on being placed at *the captain's table* >they get up late >they nudge people whilst they are shooting >they muck about
imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat. when you retire at night, you think to yourself "god, will I wake up and find everybody dead?"
>Are the Irish all confined to the lower decks? >>Aye captain, and the stair doors locked, as per your request >Very well, the full speed ahead, mister Hichens, full speed ahead.
Full speed dead ahead! Anchors away!
>Full speed dead ahead! Anchors away!
It's "aweigh".
Didn't know that, thanks anon
Just read some naval books and wa-la! you'll know the lingo.
I've actually read several but don't recall actually ever running into that phrase, or maybe I just glossed over it
I read tons of naval books and still dont know which is stern, bow and all that crap
Shut the frick up deck ham and give me 20 nots.
heh
No, he meant away as in cut them loose so no Irishman can escape their fate.
>he doesn't throw away his anchor
Ngmi
If I need to make weight I just send the Irish overboard.
>Irish Wankers Away!
>Captain Smith orchestrated the iceberg strikes to declare an illegal war through anthropogenic global warming
someone post the greentext
>Captain. Im not wearing any underwear
~~*berg*~~
>object that destroys the ship and kills a bunch of white people is named 'Berg'
What did James Cameron mean by this???
A daring synthesis.
>Hoist the main sail, contact the engine room and tell them we need more speed, three sheets to the wind, all men to battlestations!
>Now for wrath, now for ruin and a wet nightfall!
What did he mean by this?
It’s sailor lingo you should join the United States Navy today and learn the lingo! Find a recruiter near you call 1-800-BUTTSEX today!
>force you to make friends
>gets you in shape
>finally have a job to put on your resume
>pays you a little spending money every month
>free college while your in then gi bill after
>all the gay sex you can handle
The navy really might be the best thing for many Cinemaphileners
Captain I can’t swim…
>I know, Jamal. I know.
I got you bro.
homosexuals
>can't swim
>they attract enemy radar
>they attract sharks
>they insist on being placed at *the captain's table*
>they get up late
>they nudge people whilst they are shooting
>they muck about
imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat. when you retire at night, you think to yourself "god, will I wake up and find everybody dead?"
You just reminded me of this military sexual misconduct comic they put out where the navy guy gets groped in his bunk while he was sleeping.
DEATH!
>MEET IT HEAD ON
>Are the Irish all confined to the lower decks?
>>Aye captain, and the stair doors locked, as per your request
>Very well, the full speed ahead, mister Hichens, full speed ahead.
Victory or Death. Full speed ahead.
>what can ships do against such reckless ice?