Currently forcing myself through this as it was left on a laptop I'm using and don't have anything else to watch right now.
First capetrash I've actually bothered to watch and I just want to say I was completely right about how fricking garbage these trash movies are
How does anyone above the age of 12 unironically enjoy this diarrhoea on screen?
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>above the age of 12
majority of capeshit fans are adults though
the idea of capeshit being for children is outdated. kids don't watch movies nowadays.
>majority of capeshit fans are adults though
which is what I do not understand
It's called fun you dumb homosexual. Not everything you spend time with has to be towards some goal you adopted from 4chinz to feel superior.
This.
Capeshit are specially designed for Millennials audience, it was also the reason why capeshit filled with endless leddit jokes.
For some reason, gen x and zoomers loves old movies, good for them though.
Zoomers grew up on capeshit. Millennials just experience the boom. We refer to 2008 while Zoomers refer to 2017
zoomers watch nothing but anime and tiktok
Xoomers were the first generation of manchildren fanboys who made an entire cottage industry of trying to relive their childhoods. Zoomers (the children of xoomers) were raised by iPads, and can't sit through a feature-length movie without dancing and cheering like a bunch of third-worlders.
Misses the boat on making a Cap and his friends action-war movie. Would have been cool to take influence on The Dirty Dozen or Inglorious Bastards.
Yikes
Believe it or not this is one of the better MCU flicks
>things just go from terrible to worse
I believe it
t. OP
This, Iron Man and the first Avengers are the best MCU flicks.
Special Forces Unit Fox Hound
>A Black person and an asian in the forefront of American propaganda during wartime against both Japan and Germany.
In that exact instant the ~~*allied forces*~~ would have dissolved since the people around the globe would have rioted so violently that the war would have become unsustainable.
Not to mention it's a color photograph of people who were supposed to be alive during WWII. Color photography didn't become commonplace until at least the 1960's.
Elaborate
on what?
Berlin is on this map
BERLEAN IS ON ZEES MAP
why are Hollywood foreigners so comical
american morons fanservice the movie
It was a decent flick even by MCU capeshit standards. Better than 99% of the trash that came out after it, especially those awful Spider-Man movies.
>decent by MCU standards
right, so total garbage
Just turn your brain off goyim
It's bad even for a marvel movie. The only good part was seeing Hayley Atwell's breasts for the first time
>It's bad even for a marvel movie.
name 46 better marvel movies then
Captain America was ok as a stand alone retro character, but never integrated well into the avenger universe.
>but the super strong shield!
>Captain America was ok
manchild filtered
ok gay
btw, nobody is falling for your forced reddit superiority
It’s kino. If you weren’t smart enough to get it, that’s on you.
>watch capeshit
you get what you fricking deserve
Yes I'm sure this is the first superhero movie you've watched, and i'm sure you hate every superhero movie because your taste is so refined, and i'm sure you don't actually enjoy them but say you hate them because you're a contrarian.
>Yes I'm sure this is the first superhero movie you've watched
correct, unless you count a 90s batman movie watched as a kid that i have no recollection of
Capeshit is for children
>choosing to watch one of the most forgettable cape movies to prove a point about how bad capeshit is
hey man i got internet access only enough to shitpost on Cinemaphile and the only thing on this laptop is this movie
I thought it was better than nothing but I regret that
>how do i into books instead?
ive got 9 books sitting on my desk next to me which I've finished in the last month
cant a homie enjoy some Television & Film on the Television and Film board? (apparently not cause this was garbage and I regret watching it)
what are some movies you enjoyed?
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)
One Missed Call (2008)
A Thousand Words (2012)
Gotti (2018)
Pinocchio (2002)
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Lady Killers (2003)
The Last Days of American Crime (2020)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Dark Crimes (2018)
The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Stratton (2018)
London Fields (2018)
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)
Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991)
Problem Child (1990)
Wagons East! (1994)
3 Strikes (2000)
Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
Cabin Fever (2016)
Redline (2007)
Mac and Me (1988)
Look Who’s Talking Now (1993)
Staying Alive (1983)
The Disappointments Room (2016)
that's a terrible list
your critique falls flat in that case
They are mentally not above the age of 12.
Quit being a hyperbolic edgelord.
>deliberately exaggerated
are you saying that capetrash is not utterly terrible?
No its not. You're just an edgelord that hates what normies like. It has nothing to do with the actual movie. Even if you don't like the genre If you look at marvel movies objectively they're generally well made. Of course there's some warranted critiques but to say they are absolutely terrible from top to bottom says more about you than the movies.
>If you look at marvel movies objectively they're generally well made
I know it's hard being pegged like that baby boy but the sooner you realize you're a goofy edgelord the sooner you'll stop being a joke to everyone around you.
manchildren on suicide watch
back to your starwars containment general kids
I'm literally making fun of that moron for having horrible taste in movies. Have sex.
>Edgelord projects his mental health on to others
Pull the trigger sadass, no one will miss you.
Winter Soldier and Civil War are a completely different type of movie; watch those instead.
I can think of two reasons
What's funny is that's actually one of the better Marvel movies.
how depressing
This was not a bad movie. It was nothing special but serviceable, entertaining and Evans is good as the character. If you had nothing to do that day you'd go watch it in theaters.
>Captain America: The First Avenger
kino
Movie is good up until he gets powers, all downhill after that.
yeh the 30 minutes of cliche boring characters with no personality rehearsing scenes you've seen 1000 times before
>oh no here comes le evil guy in his black car
>generic ominous music plays
>shot of his shiny black boots stepping out of car
>fumbling scientist manlet minion
>hah get out of the way generic fat insecure nerd scientist character i dont care about safety let i am the evil man with a shiny black car and ominous music following me, I will turn this dial on a complicated machine i have no idea how to use that conveniently is controlled by one knob with a visual indicator to zoom in on so morons understand what im doing
>oh look everything is sparking and exploding
>and it worked perfectly to ensure my evil master plotline
really good yeh
I was talking more about him in basic training and the worlds fair stuff but if you want to boil it down to one scene... okay.
First half is good
Second half just slogs
It was tolerable back then
what i dont get is why they made it about hitler but then changed every single part of historical fact
even changing "heil hitler" and arm salute
is german accent and military clothing just an easy scapegoat for uncreative writers
It's not about Hitler or the nazis. Schimdt and Hydra break off from the Nazis early on when he kills the guys sent to check on his progress. Schimdt wants a future with no nations.
so schmidt was the good guy all along and america is evil?
Pretty much
>Schimdt wants a future with no nations.
Hydra is Globohomo. let that sink in.
feels like hugo weaving based his accent off this guy am i the only one who hears it?
i thought so too
>took this long to watch capeshit
>didn't realize why it was called capeshit
You're the fricking moron who's been living under a rock and you somehow think your opinion is worth blogposting?
lol lmao even
capeshit is the most profitable genre
that means it's good
Popcorn is the most profitable food. That means it's good.
>better have him dramatically bite into the pill after swirling it around in his mouth and have a loud crunching sound effect as he winces over biting into a plastic capsule
>its not like we also explicity state later in the movie exactly what this situation is word for word
>how else will our moronic audience know whats happening