I watched this movie yesterday and i swear to God that it's the worst shit ever. Worse than a pajeet movie. No wonder Brie Larson is the most hated actress ever. This literally have no story in it. Don't even bother watching this movie for free.
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She'd make a kino Samus
She's jobbing us on purpose with not doing more air fryer videos and this pisses me off.
for me, it is the compost talk, sauna and yoga.
just imagine if every manchild had his own manchild woman; life wouldn't be so bad, bros.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Brie get mashed into a ball
>no muscles
>no height
yeah no, frick you
Post body
Debicki was a really good choice for a while but she's kind of walled now. If she can undergo a regiment, then maybe she could still do it.
Debicki is tall as frick but she's a total sticc.
She's short too. But no one cares about muscles on a woman lol.
Is that supposed to be threatening?
Why would threatening be the first thing you think of?
>Samus
> woman that rolls up into her two shoulder pads as a ball to get through pipes and cracks
>tall
alright anon, in a world of camera angles and everything that needs to be fixed up in post cgi, there's always going to be something but damn do you choose the dumbest things
She's part of the Metroid canon now
https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Brie_Larson
>She'd make a kino Samus
>womanlett
No
She's tall in the power suit. Not in general.
fpwp
Samus is going to be black trans woman and that's if we're lucky enough to get a movie
Not with that flat ass, or that disgusting legs and feet.
true that
no she is and stupid
she'll wear this but not the costume from the comics. what a bunch of bullshit!
>looking for logic with brie
Nah, they need a real aryan true blonde with blue eyes. But they probably would hire her based on how awful casting directors are now.
She's the only actress who gives a shit about Metroid to begin with. At least in terms of the mainstream ones. Plus, she can act so they may as well give it a go.
Not the worst possible choice t b h. Samus is supposed to be pretty unemotional.
>Brie Larson is the most hated actress ever.
That would be Amber Heard.
maybe, but Heard is a better actress. Does not take much, obviously. If she had not sucked a hundred wieners behind JD's back and made his life generally miserable, no one would be much concerned about her.
>but Heard is a better actress
Is this a joke? Brie has an Oscar and Amber was in The Stepfather and Aquaman
oh, awards and roles are based on merit now in hollywood? when did that happen?
They mostly are. Amber doesn't have any performances on par with Room, Short Term 12 or even The Glass Castle. Amber's best work is probably in Syrup which isn't saying much.
>Room
Ass movie
Short term 12
Worst movie
The glass castle
Worst of the worst
Brie bros.. we lost.
Name 1 movie with Amber that is worth watching. All I can think of is Never Back Down and she had little to do with it being good.
Drive Angry
All the boys love Mandy Lane
A Black person dies in it
FAKE!!! This is an obvious fake, I can tell because of the shadows.
this reminds me of that one scene from never back down where they hop in a van and drive cross country to rejuvenate their map skills.
Amber Heard is beloved compared to Brie Larson.
brie has a lot more social media followers
Beloved by israelites maybe
israelite here. I would not touch either of them as I can afford better.
Both Amber and Brie are ugly. israelites make them eat their shit before they touch them. And they both ate poop to get famous and to be part of the elite club.
That actually makes sense unironically.
Preach it brother. Damn dirty israelites casting all these cute blonde actresses. I wish they'd cast more Leslie Joneses instead.
Suck on a shotgun.
Look at this little b***h. israelites doesn't even hide their evilness.
That's true for literally every actress.
Brie Larson is objectively more hated than Amber.
Facts
If she wasn't outed as an abuser, she would've definitely been less hated, but as it stands, even a lot of feminists dropped her.
All will be forgiven if she goes full bimbo mode, even Brie has bigger TnA.
I heard Amber is making a comeback. She did another movie after the Aquaman 2 too.
Atleast Amber is hot unlike Brie.
Nah, she needs to go full bimbo mode, only then will she be redeemed
No one wants to see Brie in bimbo lol. If she did some hardcore sex scene in Hollywood, maybe I will watch it.
I was talking about Amber, Brie learned from her mistakes
She never made any, Brie is a sweetie and a good actress and I'm tired of pretending otherwsie
she dissed the people's champ, don cheadle
and she still hasn't apologized for her car
Your nose is showing moshe.
Very nice and wholesome, anon.
I was only kidding that Brie was MurderPatton and Goonposting. I don't think she would actually do that.
mommy milkers
Thought that was Brandi Love on the right for a second
Sharon White and Naomi Swann resemble her a bit
I agree. Amber Heard has a great face.
She's pretty but I don't find her sexually arousing in the same way.
imagine if you and her with in her living room late in the evening, just after having had a delicious dinner by candlelight. you're sitting on the sofa with music playing, the lights are low, and she has her hand on your chest and she's leaning into you. then she looks at you deep in the eyes and reaches across you to hold you more tightly, bring her knee across yours and resting her thigh in your crotch. she starts playing with your lips with her fingers and caressing your face, then she moves to kiss you.
no one hates Brie Larson except losers that have been watching youtuber Brie rage-bait videos for years, it's all so forced
Well according to you, no one hates Amber Heard too isn't it? b***hless sissy.
That would be Hillary Clinton no cap.
I would absolutely destroy amber heard.
I would pass on Brie.
>Heard is a better actress
this and I don't even like her
>Brie has an Oscar
big if true considering she plays the same character in all her roles - a smug arrogant self righteous b***h. She even "acts" the same in a nissan ad I saw her in a while back. She exudes this stuck up persona I can't stand.
Brie larson tongued 100s of israeli guys anus to be where she's at.
But Brie Larson is more disgusting.
>>Brie Larson is the most hated actress ever.
>That would be Amber Heard.
I'd assfrick both and have them suck their own shit off my respectable 7 inch lily white wiener!!!FACT!!!
Based poster. Post the based and redpilled copypasta.
>Based poster. Post the based and redpilled copypasta.
Let's be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts. White women aren't human; they're not even like monkey's or orangutans. Those muddle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking wiener, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These bawds were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature.
First off, scientific research has it that women just aren't the same as men. They don't like things like cameras or computers or state-of-the-art stereos, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren't developed as well as a man's. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer, it's been proven that women aren't as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures... Don't let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women's Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homosexual yes men. Women are most happy when they are serving their twin gods of Mammon and king wiener.
Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful bawds... they should be rounded up in a pen filled with pigs and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps just a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people's motives!!!FACT!!!
I agree that women aren't humans, but where is the Brie copypasta? The Brie is a c**t one?
only good post itt
I'd prefer them tasting their own blood.
homosexual edgelord
Based Cinemaphilener
Cringe liberal vaxxie.
suck my nuts atheist homosexual
Shut the frick up you troony freak. Go back to your cuck cage.
Based Cinemaphilener
Cringe no-channer
It's kind of funny how outclassed the villain was by all of them individually, let alone as a team.
What does this even mean? Say it in English.
are you moronic
The villain was weaker than each of the heroines, not alone all of them together.
speak English doc, I'm not a racquet scientist
>2 Black folk, a paki and a feminist. And this is directed by a Black person.
Good lord. This movie is even worse than i remember.
Worst Marvel movie undisputed.
Women shouldn't make movies. They can definitely act in them or work on the crew, but when you give them the wheel good fricking luck
Movie is written by a israelite.
Shill thread, kys
the biggest capeshit bomb of all time that Disney successfully memory holed
In the MCU yes, but in terms of the genre, not quite. The fact that it made more than something like Blue Beetle is actually puzzling if you ask me.
Captain Marvel 2 is more comparable to The Flash than Blue Beetle.
Now that I'm thinking about it, Brie is the female Ezra Miller.
She never had legal or downright psychological issues on that level.
They're comparable in that they were controversial newcomers who didn't quite fit the established well-woven cast.
There are pedo accusations of Brie Larson though.
Well, now I believe she truly is a Cinemaphile poster.
>brieposting
>is unironically brie
...I would put serious money down that Brie, who is /ourbrie, is also a /tvposter just gooning shit up half the time and doing the patton oswald threads.
Well, she did work with him for quite a long time
She is in all of the thread too. All the femdom shit is posted by herself. I have noticed this since last year.
hot
She either has a group of spammers, or she is the one personally posting here.
Frick you Brie
> or she is the one personally posting here.
I hope so.
Larson has no sense of humor and wouldn't be on Cinemaphile because it's "too toxic"
>Larson has no sense of humor
She likes South Park which is a pretty funny show, or at least the early seasons were.
>She likes South Park
doubt it, sounds too problematic for someone like her
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So Brie is goonposting now?
https://vocaroo.com/14YWPM9kkSLf
have a nice day gooner Black person
Why would anyone jerk off to brie, when she personally tongued israeli old men's anus? A lot of them too.
you could say that about any actress
nice
Always has been
Apparently not. They are pushing the DVD sales and the streaming sales.
Blue Beetle atleast made its production money. The Marvels didn't even cross the 100 mil mark.
Yeah, but I was talking about it performing as badly as it did as opposed to the Marvels.
I mean, even Dark Phoenix was a better movie as far as I'm concerned and it couldn't make its production money back.
Dark Phoenix is an ok-ish movie but no one even cared to torrenting the movie.
Fr. It's the worst.
>No wonder Brie Larson is the most hated actress ever.
She is only hated by chuds.
How stupid do you have to be to pay for a movie that has Black folk in it?
I thought it was better than the last Antman movie
This. I can’t even remember a single thing that happened in that piece of shit other than that dumbass Modok crap
After seeing Captain Marvel 1, I hope Brie larson dies slow and painfully.
That's actually my reaction after she won the underserved Oscar.
>undeserved
If anything she should've gotten one for Short Term 12 years prior
Agreed. Her, RDJ and Mads are the best actors to ever be involved with the MCU.
Excellent, intelligent and informed posts
FACT: Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers Is NOT for bulli or lewdness, ONLY cherishing from afar and the encouragement and protection of her smile
frick off brie
Your coombait only works on plebbit. Not here you Brieshill.
This. We're a gay board and proud.
Kek there are ackchully samegayging incel chuds in this thred that don’t understand Cinemaphile is a BrieBoard.
nice try brie
no, she is an stupid
>she is an stupid (sic)
No, Brie is clearly smart, but a bit awkward and geeky, and probably autistic. She’s genuinely adorkable. Only the most pathetic incels could get mad and incessantly reeee over anything she’s done. Brie is a cute.
A CUTE!
accurate
>Thred
Learn English first moron.
>Cinemaphile is a Brieboard.
99 percent of posters except you, straight up bashing on Brie. So i don't get your point?
NTA but it's clearly just you
Are you a brain dead moron? That's literally my first post in this thread. Leave your house sometime lol. Lmao even.
y so mad?
Just another low effort low iq polcel chud raid filled with samegayging redd*it upvotes and yous and circlejerks. Check any other Brie thred. She’s obviously and objectively loved. newbies lose and are wrong again.
Your nose is showing israelite.
Funfact: Brie Larson is gonna die soon.
Brie Larson and Taylor Swift both are gonna die soon and both are going to hell.
touch grass ricardo lopez
HOLY BASED!
is Brie CUTE?
I don't know what short term is, but it sounds to be a about brie being either a seductive teacher keeping a student after class, or a seductive student keeping her teacher after class and blackmailing him to let her facesit him every day.
the idea is that their relationship is short term, it's the last term of school, and her name is Miss Short.
Short Term 12 is a movie film
I think the full title is "Short Term: 12 years", it's a moving picture theatre display
I have a weird but a strong feeling that's she's gonna take her own life. Trust me, my intuition is very strong.
Idk about that but she seems like a psycho serial killer for me.
didn't she literally shit on another man's bed?
That's Amber but both are crazy on the same scale. Brie might be even bad cause of how much Hollywood loves her.
I don't know, chopping the tip of someone's finger off and shitting on their bed doesn't seem as extreme and starring in some bad capeshit.
Who cares about all this shit? Frick Brie and frick Amber Heard.
I don't think Hollywood loves her. They probably view her as expendable. But most of her co-stars seem to like her.
Hollywood israelites love Brie Larson. She's literally getting all the franchises.
Captain Marvel made a billion. Now that the next one hasn't, things will change.
The israelites loved Amber Heard too until it got revealed that she's a crazy c**t. Careers come and come.
Unlike Brie, Amber is likeable and charismatic
Yeah, about as likeable as a 2$ steak and just as tough.
they'd get along swimmingly
She follows Brie's accounts, I think.
But it's also funny that Amber's best friend shit talked her because she unfollowed Gal on IG.
She also got mad that Brie didn't shit talk Johnny when asked about the whole trial situation
https://www.newsweek.com/amber-heard-friend-eve-barlow-blasts-brie-larson-johnny-depp-cannes-film-festival-1800832
lol, what did she expect her to say? "yeah, I know about these 2 people's intimate relationship up close, also johnny raped me as well"
I think Brie didn't want to further dig a hole in her career so she didn't wanna bad mouth Johnny Depp.
Eve Barlow talks shit about everyone who has pro-Johnny Depp stances. She's a mad israelite.
Amber Heard has a great charisma aside from the Depp drama.
she has no charisma, just a really hot face
Amber has an average body, but facially she's hot. That's how she got away with a lot of her doucheness.
Amber Heard was ruined by lesbianism.
I agree. Good face indeed.
Duh. israelites love Brie cause she's the good goyim.
Checked, but narcissists usually avoid suicide. She’ll drag this out for a long time without the self awareness to realize how detestable she is. Like most women.
Narcissists at it's extreme take life rather than take their own. I agree. Brie Larson would never take her life and more like she's a life taker.
Let's see what decision Brie Larson makes.
I don't see why she'd commit seppuku just because some sketchy fat dude on youtube hated her.
She's still in a better position than most people. I'd switch places with her.
Checked. 5 digits lol.
Women are extremely weak and i think you're overestimating them. They are completely capable of suicide regardless of how much narcissist they are. You have to realise they are not the same as narcissists in men and they are not built like men.
>white woman surrounded by brown pets
>worst shit ever.
bold claim considering the era of shit we are in. Its literally a golden age for worthless projects
i like brie
Somehow this is worse than the Thor movie.
Yes.
Even a Andrew Tate video is famous than this movie.
Come on... Tate is famous than Brie Larson's existence.
Frick it. He is more famous than the whole cast combined.
>Even a Andrew Tate video is famous than this movie.
king of Cinemaphile
Does anyone outside of shitskins like this dude?
I think Elon Musk and Alex Jones like him.
Insecure white men need a sugar daddy to throw money at and tell them they're cucks for not getting laid. It's a burger thing for the most part but yeah most of Cinemaphile.
I don't even think pajeets liked this movie OP.
Oh god they made another one?
Classic case of get woke, go broke. Thankfully by the grace of God this movie flopped.
>Only stupid incels will dismiss this movie
>WTF Why is it not a blockbuster?
There was no chance of it succeeding. Hollywood should've learned after Birds of Prey and Wonder Woman 84 bombed.
Hell, Mrs. Marvel was literally the least watched show on D+.
T b h, I might've seen this movie for meme purposes but the fact that I have to watch Mrs. Marvel beforehand detracted me.
And the next Avengers movie will require you to watch tv shit too.
Man I wish the Barbie had flopped like that. It would have been the troll of the century. They got away with that movie.
It would've bombed without Gosling unironically
Trust me, there won't be another Barbie. Everyone is woken to the truth and there will no more feminist movie which will do similar to Barbie. Also i heard they are making a sequel to that. Zero chance it would be successful and it will face the similar consequences like The Marvels.
Samuel Jackson 100 percent fricked Brie. She openly says she has a crush on him.
They're friends but I very much doubt they've fricked. She has a type and it's dorky white guys. She was caught with another one recently.
You don't understand Hollywood do you? All her relationships IRL are a stunt and she's been with four different guys in the last 2 years alone. She has a history of dating black men too. She said it in interview. Samuel Jackson is to much of a coomer to be “just” friends with her kek.
Nah, it's pretty clear what she's into.
I literally mog all of these
You'd get kicked out all the same.
Yeah. Big black men.
t. tyrone
Hi Chang
The likes of Jacob Tremblay?
every time i see a brie larson thread, can't help but remember that pudgy guy who did a promo with her. He watched Captain Marvel in theaters like 100 times or something, and Brie did a photoshoot with him. It was really weird to see. You could see the look of complete disgust on her face lmao
Here, have a Silverman
>Here, have a Silverman
ok my boner is kill
bye thread
You wouldn't believe it now, but thirty years ago, she was a mighty handsome maid.
I like how they tried to make her sexier for this one, in the movie and the ads, but no amount of body is capable of distracting from her personality. Even this was too little too late.
christ I would give anything to get my hands on those
Good thing her personality is adorable and warm
I quit the movie 10 minutes in. How did you even watch it at full?
I made the mistake of finally watching gordians of the galerk-sea 3 a day or two ago. even while skipping through chunks of the film, mostly whenever the uppity farm machinery was blabbering, it was still awful.
most of these things from the last few weeks really feel AI generated, i would suppose because they just follow a collection of formulas for whichever audience they are intended for. clearly I'm not that audience because they're insufferable.
brie parson seems to be a decent actress, but who knows, because she's only been in this rubbish of late. script is the worst part of all of them - no clear plot, dialogue is awful and stilted and there's always a stupid agenda rammed into your face, they can't even be subtle about it.
it just feels like the dink self insert moment in dick and soorty.
seen every part of it all before, that also adds to the ai generated feel, a bit of this from here, a bit of that from there, shove in an out of place song or a pointless reference.
they feel like straight to video sequels of sequels of cartoons that no one ever knew existed, released for the sake of it for 3 year olds to be babysit by, but stretched out to 2.5 hours with supposed millions thrown at them.
stuff like iron-man 1 and captain America were watchable as films, these wouldn't even be interesting as video games, and instead belong more as a collection of a few hundred 1 minute shorts on utube
In short, Brie is a moronic psycho b***h.
>psycho
I get the reverse vibes
I'd marry her, and agree with
she's just gone into the wrong films because it seems like it'd be cool, but unfortunately the screenplays have been dire.
if she'd been a superhero in one of the early 2000s films she would have been fine, but these modern politicised nonsense fests aren't doing her any favours.
she's really pure, I feel embarrassed for her that she's so naive
I'd like to have her as my naive homestead wife 200 years ago, and that'd we'd met as children and married each other at 17, so she stays untainted and pure forever.
also that that past followed a different time line so we'd always know our descendents lived similar and decent lives with no contamination or corruption.
>naive.
Is Brie autistic?
I know she was homeschooled and probably sheltered upbringing, but she has some geeky obsessions and seems way too open and playful and sometimes clueless for anyone so exposed to Hollywood. Not saying she’s full sperger, just a bit touched by the ‘tism
yeah everyone now has autism, adhd, asperges and ptsd
have a nice day zoomer frick
Obviously yes but I think it's a very lite version of it. Her bigger issue is that she's naive to a fault and kind of has Peter Pan syndrome.
I'd like to pan her fault with my peter, if you know what I mean