It's making go grey trying to figure out if it's just bots, shills, or if this board is genuinely interested in this lowneffort, absolute bottom of the barrel goyslop
This pissed me off, they were ready to leave in the previous episode, but now they need more time. Ok. Thrawn sends two Ties to slow Ahsoka down. They succeed. Except lol nevermind they don’t need a ship, just ride a wolfrat and you’ll be there in 5 min. And then instead of just fricking leaving he starts said ground assault. Then the hyped up night troopers get mowed down even worse than regular stormjobbers. Oh and Space-Aladdin escapes with a shuttle without anyone noticing? God this show was so fricking dumb, i have no idea why i watched it.
>We're done loading the ship >*two more crates clearly still being loaded visible in the background*
>*they're puttering along at crab mph, in no rush, doing absolutely nothing, for no explainable reason* >We need to delay them >*TIE Fighters destroy their engines* >*they teleport to front door*
What show were you watching that you expected anything to make sense? Did you miss the part where the entire first half of the season fighting over the map was mooted because the space whales already knew how to get there? Dave Filoni’s entire writing process boils down to “hey, wouldn’t this be a cool fan service set piece” followed by poorly contrived reasoning to set up the epin scene.
I don’t know anon, some weird nostalgic love for Star Wars brings me back to watch this shit. You are right of course, i shouldn’t expect anything from this shit franchise.
I loved Heir as a teenager in the 90s, but reading them a few years ago as an adult I found they didn't hold up as well as I'd hoped.
Honestly sad that Thrawn's getting shorhorned into the Disney continuity too, even with Filioni at the wheel. The continuity is just too fricked, and that's assuming Disney suits don't meddle and KK doesn't sabotage the project out of spite. It's Weekend at Bernie's at this point.
>Honestly sad that Thrawn's getting shorhorned into the Disney continuity too, even with Filioni at the wheel. The continuity is just too fricked
How? OG Thrawn lasted all of six months in universe time before getting iced, it's something like 15-20 years until he bumps up against anything significant in the New Republic era now
Thrawn was never adequately portrayed as a military genius. That whole studying art to reveal weakness shit was a average iq college student's attempt to make a military mastermind and it didn't make any sense because all it did was help him beat an alien species that somehow had military space ships but couldn't comprehend 3 dimensional combat which is profoundly dumb.
Even in the source material it was more that he wasn't a snidely whiplash Imperial or a tantrum throwing tyrant like Vader blowing his own feet off constantly
The art thing was always just an interesting gimmick. He got some insight from it, but it wasn't like the secret source of all his power. It was just kind of his explanation for how he knew that the smart thing he was going to do would work.
>Sir, we are ready to depart, shall we leave? >No, using my superior battle tactics I believe the best course of action would be to wait here as I send more of my men to fight the Jedi >But sir, we could take off right now and leave the Jedi stranded here forever >Hmmmmm, no I think the best course of action would be to wait until they are right about to board the ship until we even start to make our exit
wow truly a genius strategist
Did you even see how long it took them to get off the planet's atmosphere? He had to send troops to delay the because if he didn't they would've made it to the shop with a lot of spare time
Only for said hero to escape that ship off screen so we could have a half assed reunion scene instead of opening the next season with him hiding on Thrawn ship. Why the frick do they just REFUSE to do anything even remotely interesting with these stories. And i saw people saying shit like ”at least the action was good” when it was fricking awful spedup shit. God i hate that this slop actually pisses me off.
Ahhhhh thank you great hags your dark witchcraft has helped me well, letting me know that someone is on their way I wont load my star destroyer before hand ill wait till they arrive then slowly start the process, ahh Sabine here are your guns, your lightsaber, a rat mount and some food and a device to help you, Ive know Jedi well and this wont back fire in anyway Im a disney blue mastermind, prepare for a ground assault.....close the door and just wait up the stairs ill use my guns that destroy cities from orbit to kick up some dirt so the jedi can just dodge them its perfect, ive been here for years didnt know about these turtle people but with all these resources at my disposal I didnt bother looking or scanning with my big ass ship that can scan a planet, or the ties in the hanger or the fricking dead troopers who can just get back up but I wont just have them stay on the hunt better they kick back and cheer my name as I walk around my big ass ship
Absolutely. The danger was hyped as the worst the universe has to offer and they never even broke so much as a fingernail after Sabine survived getting killed.
>Falls into a hole and shits his pants >"Sir? We've just lost a star destroyer" >Loses an entire platoon of stormtroopers >Heroes get away again
"All according to plan."
Is that ai elon musk using that dalle shit
no it's disney's 1:! recreation of a seemingly well liked character from the star wars novels
It's making go grey trying to figure out if it's just bots, shills, or if this board is genuinely interested in this lowneffort, absolute bottom of the barrel goyslop
lol wait is this supposed to be thrawn? Is he in the Ashoka show or whatever? Fricking hell all Star Wars shit Disney makes is such garbage
Let’s start a ground assault, because that’s something military, and leave without actually achieving any objective. Our writers suck.
This pissed me off, they were ready to leave in the previous episode, but now they need more time. Ok. Thrawn sends two Ties to slow Ahsoka down. They succeed. Except lol nevermind they don’t need a ship, just ride a wolfrat and you’ll be there in 5 min. And then instead of just fricking leaving he starts said ground assault. Then the hyped up night troopers get mowed down even worse than regular stormjobbers. Oh and Space-Aladdin escapes with a shuttle without anyone noticing? God this show was so fricking dumb, i have no idea why i watched it.
>We're done loading the ship
>*two more crates clearly still being loaded visible in the background*
>*they're puttering along at crab mph, in no rush, doing absolutely nothing, for no explainable reason*
>We need to delay them
>*TIE Fighters destroy their engines*
>*they teleport to front door*
They were riding those wolf dogs, who knows where they got it
What show were you watching that you expected anything to make sense? Did you miss the part where the entire first half of the season fighting over the map was mooted because the space whales already knew how to get there? Dave Filoni’s entire writing process boils down to “hey, wouldn’t this be a cool fan service set piece” followed by poorly contrived reasoning to set up the epin scene.
I don’t know anon, some weird nostalgic love for Star Wars brings me back to watch this shit. You are right of course, i shouldn’t expect anything from this shit franchise.
>Escape the planet and travel to the correct galaxy with his Night Sisters while leaving Ahsoka stranded
>lost
He only lost like 15 storm troopers and two tie fighters.
do they color him blue in post? It looks weird as frick like a filter
Somehow Elon Musk returned
Stupid people trying to make some smart mastermind is hilarious. He was just as bad in Star Wars: Rebels as well.
The 90's books were pretty bad and not just him.
No they weren't. They were excellent. Trying way too hard, Disney shill homosexual.
I don't like disney either but he's no tactical genius because zahn isn't a tactical genius.
I loved Heir as a teenager in the 90s, but reading them a few years ago as an adult I found they didn't hold up as well as I'd hoped.
Honestly sad that Thrawn's getting shorhorned into the Disney continuity too, even with Filioni at the wheel. The continuity is just too fricked, and that's assuming Disney suits don't meddle and KK doesn't sabotage the project out of spite. It's Weekend at Bernie's at this point.
>Honestly sad that Thrawn's getting shorhorned into the Disney continuity too, even with Filioni at the wheel. The continuity is just too fricked
How? OG Thrawn lasted all of six months in universe time before getting iced, it's something like 15-20 years until he bumps up against anything significant in the New Republic era now
Thrawn was never adequately portrayed as a military genius. That whole studying art to reveal weakness shit was a average iq college student's attempt to make a military mastermind and it didn't make any sense because all it did was help him beat an alien species that somehow had military space ships but couldn't comprehend 3 dimensional combat which is profoundly dumb.
Even in the source material it was more that he wasn't a snidely whiplash Imperial or a tantrum throwing tyrant like Vader blowing his own feet off constantly
The art thing was always just an interesting gimmick. He got some insight from it, but it wasn't like the secret source of all his power. It was just kind of his explanation for how he knew that the smart thing he was going to do would work.
Elong Musk if he real.
>Sir, we are ready to depart, shall we leave?
>No, using my superior battle tactics I believe the best course of action would be to wait here as I send more of my men to fight the Jedi
>But sir, we could take off right now and leave the Jedi stranded here forever
>Hmmmmm, no I think the best course of action would be to wait until they are right about to board the ship until we even start to make our exit
wow truly a genius strategist
Brilliant military tactics.
>I'm not like other Imperials, I don't underestimate Jedi
>Send two TIE fighters
To write smart stuff you gotta be smart yourself
why didn't felony just hire zahn to write all of thrawn's dialogue
Did you even see how long it took them to get off the planet's atmosphere? He had to send troops to delay the because if he didn't they would've made it to the shop with a lot of spare time
He literally kept the ship stagnant until the heroes got to the roof of the building.
Why are defending this stupid shit? It’s okay if you enjoyed it, i like loads of stupid shit, but you still don’t have to defend the dogshit writing.
Well… one of the heroes DID get on the ship, so he failed at that too.
Only for said hero to escape that ship off screen so we could have a half assed reunion scene instead of opening the next season with him hiding on Thrawn ship. Why the frick do they just REFUSE to do anything even remotely interesting with these stories. And i saw people saying shit like ”at least the action was good” when it was fricking awful spedup shit. God i hate that this slop actually pisses me off.
Anon airplanes in taxi at the runway move faster than the star destroyer did.
That's his whole gimmick.
Normies love it.
Yeah, Greg Weisman built a whole animation career on it.
>Elon Musk after buying twitter
Ahhhhh thank you great hags your dark witchcraft has helped me well, letting me know that someone is on their way I wont load my star destroyer before hand ill wait till they arrive then slowly start the process, ahh Sabine here are your guns, your lightsaber, a rat mount and some food and a device to help you, Ive know Jedi well and this wont back fire in anyway Im a disney blue mastermind, prepare for a ground assault.....close the door and just wait up the stairs ill use my guns that destroy cities from orbit to kick up some dirt so the jedi can just dodge them its perfect, ive been here for years didnt know about these turtle people but with all these resources at my disposal I didnt bother looking or scanning with my big ass ship that can scan a planet, or the ties in the hanger or the fricking dead troopers who can just get back up but I wont just have them stay on the hunt better they kick back and cheer my name as I walk around my big ass ship
Lost it at ”cheer my name”, bravo anon
Masterful gambit, sir
The only way they could have redeemed this season was by killing off some good guys
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Agreed. I did my best Lawrence Kasdan impression from this clip like 20 times during the last episode.
Absolutely. The danger was hyped as the worst the universe has to offer and they never even broke so much as a fingernail after Sabine survived getting killed.
You're all probably wondering why I got this red arm.
>Falls into a hole and shits his pants
>"Sir? We've just lost a star destroyer"
>Loses an entire platoon of stormtroopers
>Heroes get away again
"All according to plan."
>Grand Admiral, you spent 44 billion credits and the bank is wanting to repossess the holonet from you, what will you do?
Someone should edit the never ever goldface on this dude