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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you tell blud the pussy was cap fr fr ong

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We're NOT building a goon cave Homer

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >formerly happy marriage

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no I won't peg you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too real
      >no i won't peg you
      >no i won't stick my finger up your ass
      >no i won't let you cum on me feet/lick my feet
      >no i won't let you rub your dick on my armpits after the gym
      marriage is a mistake

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cum on me feet
        Hey now, this is The Simpsons, not Full English

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You married the wrong woman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most women won't do that shit unless they were molested.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, I alwayys find it funny how most men think Women are the kinky ones when they're most often the ones who are most autistically vanilla

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For the LAST TIME Homer, I will NOT start an OnlyFans!
    >But MaaaAAARRGe... think of all the money!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our window is crooked!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new simpsons could never make that shot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That window shadow thing was a Mark Kirkland hallmark and often used in his episodes.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MS Windows... stable, unlike marriage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Mmmmm... MS Windows... stable, unlike marriage..."
      >"Homer, what?"

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homie lisa is NOT for sex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bart raped Milhouse

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chuck’s feed and seed? Why is that funny?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >filename
    Schizo or?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no homer, we're not switching to linux

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old Simpsons were actually a loving family, New Simpsons is forcing the Main Cast doing everything to get the most Airtime or people will click away. They ruin the Family by making them do things out of their character.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you've been married for twenty years and your wife's body has been ravaged by three pregnancies so that her pussy is loose and she has loose skin and saggy breasts and you have to take viagra and turn the lights off in order to frick her and she senses that you're not attracted to her anymore really and starts to hate you for it and she's not really that attracted to you anymore because you have ED and are balding but you stay together for the sake of the kids and also because of the knowledge that being single in your 40s would probably be even worse and you're not gonna find anyone better so you just sort of stay together and disdain each other in a sexless, cold marriage until one of you dies

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caption this pic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the best part of waking up... is Folgers in your cup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmaooo
        the fricking tension for a coffee commercial

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Totally Tubular Dude!

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    caption this comic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simpcest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is she in Lisa's class?
      Why would Marge ask that? Lisa is 2 grades under Bart.
      Why would Bart be interacting with kids in Lisa's class?
      Why wouldn't she ask if the girl is in Bart's class?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was that one episode where Bart was in class with Lisa

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NO, Homer, I will not install Gentoo

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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