too real >no i won't peg you >no i won't stick my finger up your ass >no i won't let you cum on me feet/lick my feet >no i won't let you rub your dick on my armpits after the gym
marriage is a mistake
Old Simpsons were actually a loving family, New Simpsons is forcing the Main Cast doing everything to get the most Airtime or people will click away. They ruin the Family by making them do things out of their character.
>when you've been married for twenty years and your wife's body has been ravaged by three pregnancies so that her pussy is loose and she has loose skin and saggy breasts and you have to take viagra and turn the lights off in order to frick her and she senses that you're not attracted to her anymore really and starts to hate you for it and she's not really that attracted to you anymore because you have ED and are balding but you stay together for the sake of the kids and also because of the knowledge that being single in your 40s would probably be even worse and you're not gonna find anyone better so you just sort of stay together and disdain each other in a sexless, cold marriage until one of you dies
>Is she in Lisa's class?
Why would Marge ask that? Lisa is 2 grades under Bart.
Why would Bart be interacting with kids in Lisa's class?
Why wouldn't she ask if the girl is in Bart's class?
>when you tell blud the pussy was cap fr fr ong
>We're NOT building a goon cave Homer
>formerly happy marriage
I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
>no I won't peg you
too real
>no i won't peg you
>no i won't stick my finger up your ass
>no i won't let you cum on me feet/lick my feet
>no i won't let you rub your dick on my armpits after the gym
marriage is a mistake
>cum on me feet
Hey now, this is The Simpsons, not Full English
You married the wrong woman
Most women won't do that shit unless they were molested.
Seriously, I alwayys find it funny how most men think Women are the kinky ones when they're most often the ones who are most autistically vanilla
>For the LAST TIME Homer, I will NOT start an OnlyFans!
>But MaaaAAARRGe... think of all the money!
>Our window is crooked!
new simpsons could never make that shot
True
That window shadow thing was a Mark Kirkland hallmark and often used in his episodes.
>MS Windows... stable, unlike marriage
>"Mmmmm... MS Windows... stable, unlike marriage..."
>"Homer, what?"
>homie lisa is NOT for sex
>Bart raped Milhouse
>Chuck’s feed and seed? Why is that funny?
>filename
Schizo or?
>no homer, we're not switching to linux
sneed
Old Simpsons were actually a loving family, New Simpsons is forcing the Main Cast doing everything to get the most Airtime or people will click away. They ruin the Family by making them do things out of their character.
>when you've been married for twenty years and your wife's body has been ravaged by three pregnancies so that her pussy is loose and she has loose skin and saggy breasts and you have to take viagra and turn the lights off in order to frick her and she senses that you're not attracted to her anymore really and starts to hate you for it and she's not really that attracted to you anymore because you have ED and are balding but you stay together for the sake of the kids and also because of the knowledge that being single in your 40s would probably be even worse and you're not gonna find anyone better so you just sort of stay together and disdain each other in a sexless, cold marriage until one of you dies
Caption this pic.
>the best part of waking up... is Folgers in your cup
lmaooo
the fricking tension for a coffee commercial
>Totally Tubular Dude!
caption this comic
Simpcest
>Is she in Lisa's class?
Why would Marge ask that? Lisa is 2 grades under Bart.
Why would Bart be interacting with kids in Lisa's class?
Why wouldn't she ask if the girl is in Bart's class?
There was that one episode where Bart was in class with Lisa
>NO, Homer, I will not install Gentoo