Carlton won.

Carlton won.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can you say about Carlton?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't married to a bald prostitute

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She always sucked. I remember when Independence Day first came out she was talking shit about her husband. How she wasn't interested in him when he was lanky but found him attractive when he grew muscles for his action movies. Will Smith has always been a bigger star than her but she acts like she is better than him and he is lucky to be with her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but she acts like she is better than him and he is lucky to be with her.
          that's every single woman on the planet though, it's how they're wired, sexual selection and all that. It's true though, Will's b***h is an absolute alpha c**t, she takes it to the next level.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's more beloved than Will Smith and he's currently hosting one of the highest rated shows on television.
      He's positioned to get primo hosting gigs from here on out.
      Wheel of Fortune might even be possible.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being the host of a long running show is a cushy as it gets. You work for a few months each year, get paid several million dollars, present easy going innocuous material, people grow to love you. They are super easy comfy gigs, living the dream. That explains why people who get into these jobs stay so long.

        The only thing that’s arguably better in all of show business is to be a respected and beloved actor with a superb record and creative freedom, somebody like Daniel Day Lewis for example

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smith's career until just recently was nothing but blockbuster after blockbuster. He's set for life.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is Carlton, so that's a push.
          So you gotta compare it on other avenues.
          Carlton won.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is Carlton's family.

          He absolutely did.

          Carlton's wife isn't fricking other men. Will Smith's kids are insane troons.

          Carlton won.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he married a white woman and his kids aren't degenerates

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He won

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not unusual

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's do it like a banana and split

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to envisage that he wakes up every morning to Tom Jones - its not unusual and jumps out of bed dancing

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He absolutely did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so is he literally carlton irl too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the ideal interracial results. The daughter even looks just like the mom

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The eldest daughter is from a previous marriage.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom right kid looks like the dummy from Goosebumps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wanna FRICK carlton's (older) daughter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mulattos look weird. But I guess these ones will look normal in a generation.

      Why is it, most successful Caribbean blacks marry whites and tend to stay out of trouble compared to their American counterparts? Is it just due to the nature of the ones that come in legally have higher IQs and a stable family structure?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is carlton dominican? he's got latinx afrx phenotype

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's definitely an islander. Also has that slight touch of poo that's in pockets down there from Britgays

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    effortlessly cool

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    make me a sandwich?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a big gal

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        4u

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That chick is pretty tall.
          Has she ever thought about being a model?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a black man with a short BLACK MAN

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you are being very insensitive since Tyra had a lot of fertility problems and eventually had to use a surrogate.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carlton won.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally did.
      https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alfonso-ribeiro-win-dancing-with-the-stars_n_6224780

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