>Carries 5 fricking axes on his person
literally fricking why?
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>Carries 5 fricking axes on his person
>Carries 5 fricking axes on his person
literally fricking why?
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So he can throw one(or more) like a tomahawk
only 2 of them are throwing axes
he has
>a 2 headed ax he took from moria
>a "walking ax"
>a "bearded" battle ax
>2 throwing axes that both look different
This post explains clearly why he has the amount he does. Clearly he didn't expect to find the double ax but you're going to let loot like that go to waste.
So badass. Reminds me I need to finally craft a battle axe in Valheim been using a sword too long.
for 5 kinds of cuts. clearly you don't know much about axes
so he can slice you into 5 pieces
5 axes would cut you into 6 pieces, not 5. FENCEPOST FALLACY
don't axe me
Cmere you lil shit
Goddamit Carlos
What's the optimum amount of axes to carry?
3.50
37
probably not 5 since he only grabs the 2 headed ax because it was in moria and then he hardly uses it compared to the other axes
8
A battle axe and hatchet. Actual answer.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
chopping stuff
2 are just swappies for sprint speed and buff durations, then the other 3 are swapped to min max the damage on all his attacks
It's like asking why chuds need to have assault rifles when a handgun would suffice.
a. communists aren't people
b. literally no one in the history of the US has been killed with a legally owned assault rifle
c. people own rifles because they are easier and more fun to shoot and you can shoot further with then, troony
why do gays need to have unprotected sex with hundreds of partners?
you can't conduct an insurgency with a handgun anymore than you can fight a war with hatchets
To fricking kill shit you pussy ass b***h
He had a lot of questions to axe
Manlet compensation.
>he uses the same axe for cutting, killing, throwing, chopping wood, and smoking
shiggy
>uses 5 fricking axes on his person
Always outnumbered, never outaxed
>why does a chef need more than one knife in his kit
2007. My Tauren Warrior acquires the Whirlwind two handed axe at like level 30 or something just as I finish getting all plate armor. Peak memory.
In the books it's said that dwarves wear their heavy armor like a second skin. Dwarves are strong.
>doesnt know about human twirly whirlies