Cartoon dads have needed to step up since the 80s. It's embarrassing how they get outclassed by the moms in many ways.
>What about the Flintstones and Honeymooners?
One example from over half a century ago shouldn't dictate an entire subgenre. This also ignores good dads back then like Zandor, Benton Quest, Atticus Finch, Andy Griffith, and Ward Cleaver.
>but X dad doesn't fit
If you look closely, they fail to meet the standards of the above in one way or another.
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There's nothing wrong with Professor Utonium or Kim Possible's dad whose name I can't remember.
Also, I feel like some of the stupid ones should get a pass for being nice and trying, even if they fail a lot of the time. Mr. Uno had the first half of his life erased and is incapable of knowing anything his son is up to. He's not great but he's not malicious or cruel, just innattentive in a way that's understandable for the situation.
>Still falling for bait
>still having daddy issues
>Kim Possible's dad whose name I can't remember.
It's James Timothy Possible. It was only mentioned once I think.
>There's nothing wrong with Professor Utonium or Kim Possible's dad whose name I can't remember.
They are the stereotypical pencil necked geek that gets walked all over by their children. They're the kind of guys that got bullied for their lunch money.
>Also, I feel like some of the stupid ones should get a pass for being nice and trying, even if they fail a lot of the time. Mr. Uno had the first half of his life erased and is incapable of knowing anything his son is up to. He's not great but he's not malicious or cruel, just innattentive in a way that's understandable for the situation.
No one likes a points for trying character. They're still incompetent.
Lots of Jocks end up looking like that after getting a white collar job tho
James and Utonium were never jocks.
Utonium regularly scolds the girls and leads them on the right path AND was also a bully chad during his childhood, but it's not like you've watched any of these shows.
In current day, he's an emasculated beta who the girls refuse to listen to in present day. If I didn't want the cartoon, how did I know he refused to keep that bully chad energy in present day.
But he's never allowed disobedience, like when he told them to go sleep early and frick the city in the time change episode when he told them "TO BED NOW".
>like when he told them to go sleep early and frick the city in the time change episode when he told them "TO BED NOW"
What a shit parent; imagine thinking bed time is more important than a city getting fricked up.
Why can't the police do their job? Why must his pre-schooler daughters do their job?
That's what makes him a shit parent.
This is something the series should have answered; little girls shouldn't fight crime.
The girls won't let a REAL man like PowerProf crimefight alone. They worry about him.
You never watched the fricking cartoon, did you? Utonium WAS the bully himself as a child.
>There's nothing wrong with Professor Utonium or Kim Possible's dad whose name I can't remember.
lol
lmao
Why have you been posting so much gay shit lately?
Why are they so ugly? They make the wives look prettier.
nobody wants to frick hot dads, so no point in making the dads hot.
False. Women wish dads were more hot.
They're already hot as it is
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You're an idiot
And you have daddy issues.
theyre all chads and op is gay
>t. seething dad cuck
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Unfortunately for you, I didn't read it.