>cast Caesar's doppelganger
>make him play Caesar's bodyguard
I don't get it
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>cast Caesar's doppelganger. >make him play Caesar's bodyguard
Caesar was severely balding in real life
he was literally me
So was Vorenus, you can't tell me you don't see the comb over forward
balding is a sign of sigma male
Left is a statue from the 1600s
Also McKidd looks more like Augustus
Call me a racist, but all Romans look alike to me.
>HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
Many such cases
Are we Caesars Francis? I would love that very much…
Watching shows then coming to Cinemaphile and seeing the silly crossover nonsense is really something special.
Caesar was raping and pimping women en massed in territories he conquered, his genes got passed on.
See also : descendents of Genghis Khan
Caeser used rubber tho
very Gaullish looking fellow altogether.
I'll not deny it, friend - he has a Gallic look about him but I assure you he's as solid Roman as you are.
this is what caesar looked like
None of these depictions are bald enough
Get this snivelling rat israelite out of here before I bury my boot in his eye socket
This was considered comically bald in the Roman Republic
>Romans, watch your wives, see the bald adulterer’s back home.
>You fricked away in Gaul the gold you borrowed here in Rome.
Caesar was a balding dark-haired southern Italian man who would have been considered short by modern standards. Lucius Vorenus is a tall blonde-haired man with clear non-Italian ancestry, that's why there's even a line in the show where a random Roman peasant tells him to "go back to Gaul".
The funny part is that's what Caesar's own soldiers, who loved the man, chanted. Imagine what his enemies were saying.
>The funny part is that's what Caesar's own soldiers, who loved the man, chanted. Imagine what his enemies were saying.
wasn't it that he was every woman's man and every man's woman
>wasn't it that he was every woman's man and every man's woman
Allegedly, yes. There was a rumor that in Caesar's younger days, he spent a little too much time in the court of the King of Bithynia, and then the king gave Rome an unusually generous peace deal, leading to him getting the nickname "Queen of Bithynia".
>that ginger knob
>looking like dark haired, dark eyed Caesar
Yeah but he's nowhere near Ciaran Hinds levels of kino.
>actually the julius Caesar was a le bald and le gay and he was actually kinda stuped and was saved by his commander but took the le credit
>did you know Hitler had le 1 ball and was a le heroin addictioner and schzifreonic and had gingervitis and did the le watch Eva Braun frick his friends while he watched and he was impotent and le stuff
>bombing the Japs was le wrong
I hate moronic revisionist israelites so much
The holocaust never happened but it’s about to happen for real this time
He looks a little Gallic to me
This is the only existing bust of Caesar that wad made while he was still alive. Over time, his features would be made more attractive after he was declared a deity.
Honestly, I like this bust. It's an accurate portrait and that behind all his great accomplishments was an average man.
how intelligent was Caesar?
>Where do you work out?
>At the scriptorium
>that smug smirk
>cast the Caesar look-alike
>make him Caesar's slave
caesar was black actually until yakub and his army of white men destroyed rome and buried it's true history
Alright couple things
He didn't have a giant bulging forehead and he looked like Nicolas Cage. Seriously. Judging by his family, genes everything, then sculptures and styles, he looked like Nicolas Cage
>open warfare scenes show dudes getting stabbed with swords right through chainmail
?
if it's made of bronze or not riveted it's totally possible for a sword to go through it
uh romans were black ok sweaty? dont be a chud
He has a bit of a gallic look to him, no?
Fortune pisses on me.
cast them
Clive Owen as Decius
Karl Urban as Florianus
Will Smith as Numerian
May I be one? I think I'd make a pretty good Emperor.
The actor is scottish and they constantly had to redo scenes because his scottish accent kept slipping through. It wouldn’t have worked.
And Caesar is played by a paddy, what's your point?
He could do his lines properly
How come we never see ancient marble statues of Africans? Isn't that like racist?
>Hannibal Barca
>Septimus Severus
>Caracalla
There were a few statues of them.
There's plenty of statues of Africans, dumbass
did chads exist 2000 years ago?
They used the name Alexander as a noun the same way we use the name Chad, yes
then why are there so many incels today?
Jews
Cinemaphile incel Black person lover: I WATCH Black person KANYE ON REPEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black person kanye: israelites
ADL: ok
>tfw your waifu tells you she already has a man and they're going away together
And what of good Solonius?
When did you realize this is the best depiction of Caesar in any show or movie?
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>turning Caesar into a teenage twink
He was an old man.