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Ah, so she's one of those.
>guys
>[ignores a black on White rape]
>we just
>[ignores a black on White murder]
>need to
>[ignores a black man screaming "KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE" before running into a crowd of White people]
>get along
>[forgives the black man who murdered her child]
Shed do great in any historical period flick, like from ancient times up to 1990is, any female role from pesant to noblewoman to 1940is housewife
I dunno
A hooker who indulges in gang bangs with 50 men
The twist is that all the men are played by me, its a sequel to the Prestige. Starring a deep fake of David Bowie with the song Heroes at the end credits
>"Heroes"
>not Strangers When We Meet
You fricked up, anon!
Not the Heroes is referencing to the fact that we all won when we had our sperm race. In the end me and all my clones are visually metaphors for the sperm after we impregnated her. It's a multiplication of a multiplication: who of us is the dad and does it even matter when we are all an exact same copy of each other?
Strangers When We Meet plays at the intro though
A immigrant in 1840s wild west going trough a personal crisis after her husband looses theyr cattle in a drunken gmble and she is forced to phisicaly defend her kids from a indian attack
She is muscular than me anon
an erotic thriller where she plays my mom when I was in middle school and she compulsively fricks all my friends
Do you only watch trough a keyhole or a crack in the wall, do she make you watch, or do you end up stealing her clothes and trying to seduce your friends to imitate her?
yes
that makes no sense
she would stupidly assume I don't know it's happening
that's gay
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT
Me licking her feet pits and tummy.
>Slim, fit Gina
or
>Comfy, thick Gina
Choose.
I'd frick either, but ideally just that second turned 16 Gina
Thicc, it just feels better
>Slim, fit Gina
>or
>Comfy, thick Gina
You know the answer
It's a boxing movie.
First half of the movie she's fit and I'm her trainer. She's sweaty, panting and wearing only a top and these funny shorts all the time, while she punches me while I hold one of these punching bags.
Then she wins the fight, and comes the second act of the movie. After her victory locker room we (she and I, her trainer) have sweaty steamy sex celebrating her victory, and then again during the victory party.
And then turns out she shows up pregnant.
"oh no, now I can't fight anymore!" she says. And I hold her hands and say looking at her eyes and answer: "we will fight this challenge together, and knock it out!", cut to another sex scene.
timeskip, 1 year later.
Now she's comfy thick Gina.
She's a stay at home mom, while I've become rich after using her great victory money in a most genius way at the stocks market.
The rest of the movie is a slice of life with funny zanny moments of Gina and I, including a few scenes of us lazily lying on the couch with me resting my head on her lap while she caresses my hair, while our kid (named Zeus) has fun playing with our little dog, a cute female beagle named leeeeeeeeelaps.
Can I have thick & fit Gina instead?
mummy
both are great
why?
because she's a gorgeous woman
I like her fat. I want her ass on my face and my tongue in her little puckered anus after a good work out and a bag of Taco Bell. No, I'm not joking.
Do you have to ask?
I'd cast her onto my bed, if you catch my drift?
my Mom/GF
why has no one put a baby in there?
She's 41 now. That ship has pretty much sailed, Anon.
I'm not incelpilled. I know women in their early 40's can still give birth. If the risk is downy or autistic kids, then more chan users I guess.
>cast her
like Gal Gadot (same acting level & skills), I would use a watermelon tied to the top of a floor broom.
When you roll the dice as a juicer, the dice roll back.
What, haven't you seen Haywire?!