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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shave his head and have him react confused/annoyed to runescape mechanics that are normal to everyone else in game but are a stark contrast to a "real world" that doesn't actually exist, resulting in comedy adventure kino.

    Instant hit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps a supply of wizard mind bombs in his friends footlocker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      does Cinemaphile play osrs?

      glow2: post stats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I played it back in the early to mid 00s and even made RSMVs. I wish I could still find them on YouTube

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not a single 99. Noob. Rs is such a a waste of time. Might as well download a click simulator game, it's the same thing. Pvp is a joke, the limitations of the game make it appeal to addicts and kids. Video games in general are stupid but if you're gonna play em for fun you might as well play a real game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't like killing crabs on an island for days

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              is that the area where people used to grind for days on end to level up and then some homosexual training ranged would turn up with a cannon and steal all the crab kills? that shit used to drive me mad. even switching servers, you'd find the exact same thing happening

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      winrar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post thighs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did he get eaten by a pack of orthodox israelites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's such a hunk

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would say John Fetterman, but that avatar dresses way too fancy for him.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whatchu grinding tonight lads?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bill burr

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick he looks like a ping pong ball. He should bring back the balding hair, the bald cope is even worse for him

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KANE LIVES

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does the character have to be able to be replicated 100 times and run back and forth cutting trees in lumbridge until they level up enough to move to the higher level trees like locusts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that still a thing? I remember competing with those bots in the mid 2000s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I quit at the same time as you in like 2009 or so after playing for years. I'd expect bots have got better if anything.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we get mads ....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you play RuneScape on Macos?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fishing lvls?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      9

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What quest do you guys think would make for the best episode of a series?
    I'm thinking Underground Pass would be horror kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sheep shearer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cook's assistant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one small favour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which was the quest where you had to go to monkey island and go into the volcano? I remember trying to start that way too early and getting bummed to death by monkeys in my noob armour. having someone going around slaughtering evil monkeys to get to a volcano sounds kino to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post old school tunes

        that would be monkey madness

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this song is burnt into my mind because I have one oddly specific clear childhood memory of getting to the demon ruins for the first time as a low level scrub and I had never gone so deep in the wildy before or been around enemies like the greater demons before, so to me it was cool as hell and super atmospheric . I remember having to quit the game while still hiding in the ruins to go to the farmers market with my dad and I got really good ice cream and buffalo pepperoni, then when we got back I went straight to the pc and rushed back to safety

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kino story. my best wildy experience was standing near the edge when a bunch of noobs were gathering a party to go and attack high level players as a swarm. about 20+ of us gathered in our shit gear loaded with food and pots. we ran deep into the wildy and started killing level 126s by just swarming them. many of us died but a great deal of loot was taken and shared amongst us. felt like such a rush at the time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              now that sounds like fun

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw 2:02

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did underground pass without a quest guide and it was fricking awesome.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the old demon look

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that reminds me
      >tfw had to wear dragon skirt instead of legs because I was too poor
      >was basically a runescape troony

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else scam people back in the day? my trick was
    >fill trade screen with noted items of junk
    >explain I just need to empty my inventory they can have it for free
    >expensive item they were buying would be noted to so it's hard to make out the icon
    >at last moment before accepting trade, swap out expensive item for another piece of junk with similar icon
    >logout and change servers
    I do apologise to everyone I did that to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nearest I came to that was tricking noobs to take the wine of zamorak and rapidly shutting the door every time they opened it so they couldn't get out of the temple, and looting their corpses when they got killed by the priests. I thought it was the funniest fricking thing back then lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the other one I started doing after making bank doing the basic switcheroo scam was me and my friend would wear expensive gear on server 1 where all the trading happened and would go up to one another and say
        >hey man can I try on your santa hat before I buy it? I want to see what it looks like
        >he'd say no you're going to steal it
        >no mate trust me, you can report me if I do
        >okay then
        >trades me his santa hat, I put it on and trade it back
        >ask what price he wants and he deliberately says something extortionate
        >no thanks mate
        >move over to another guy, hey can I try on your gilded armour, I want to see what it looks like
        >no way
        >friend comes over and says I just gave him his santa hat back, he can trust me
        >okay then
        >gives me his gilded armour
        >instantly logout and drop trade it to my main account
        I wonder how many people wanted to top themselves after those experiences

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shylock tier behaviour

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            they introduced scam protection not long after where the trade had to be equal in value and if you tried to do the switcheroo, a red exclamation mark would start flashing on the item you switched. it didn't last too long sadly but it was fun whilst it lasted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That was an epic trell.

        My brother and I got so much free mithril tricking noobs to grab the wine and spam clicking the door.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My brother scammed some kid out of a zammie fulhelm and when runescape asked whether he would do it again he said yes and got his account removed lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's why you do it on an alt and drop trade it. although I did get caught a few times by randos probably waiting to do the same
        >login waiting for my drop to appear
        >some guy walks into the room below the bank
        >"what are you doing"
        >uhmmm, just waiting for someone
        >he stands on top of my character knowing exactly what I'm doing
        >switch back to alt and pick up my loot as quick as possible before someone else steals it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just pretended to be a Jagex mod and would get them to type out their password a letter at a time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i stood at the GE and doubled money, but for real
      yeah i was 12 and autistic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how'd you double money at the GE? I'd stopped playing not long after the GE came out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >someone gives money
          >give them twice the amount
          the way you normally do it is that you scam them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ohh, so you just gave away money? I guess that's cool. As I said earlier, once I'd earned enough from scamming I just did drop parties for people. sometimes I'd drop shit items just to mix things up and everyone would run over to the pile to find junk but then the next one would be santa hats and gilded black armour or something like that. like a israeli robbing hood

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What quest line would the movie focus on?
    Demon Slayer?
    Dragonkin?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I booted OSRS up for nostalgia and it's just mindlessly clicking/grinding, doing the same shit over and over. Holy moly, was I really this autistic as a kid? I wasted my teenage years for this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He says as he doomscrolls this shithole. It's comfy and at least you aren't assaulted with israeli mind virus troony and bbc bot spam.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy moly, was I really this autistic as a kid?
      no, when you were a kid you were talking to other people in the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im convinced that the reason it (and many other games) appealed to me so much as a kid is that i was fricking shit at it. i was never doing any of this efficient grinding stuff, never made much money or anything like that, so everything was much more significant to me. I remember it was a fricking huge deal for me when i got an adament battle axe and i sure got my monies worth out of that thing, i tell you. and getting an adament and even mithril piece of armour was significant

      now that im older i can make practically more gold in a day than i did throughout my entire childhood and i blow through the levels so fast i dont really get to appreciate anything the way U used to and it seems virtually impossible to replicate that experience

      this was also pre-GE so i think that made a huge difference too. one thing i remember from the pre-ge days was that stores were actually useful. now it seems like theres no point in 90% of the shit in game since the GE does it all. i remember people usedto crowd into the general stores and the inventory would be full and you would just hang out there and you never knew what was going to pop up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Start a hardcore ironman then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          im convinced that the reason it (and many other games) appealed to me so much as a kid is that i was fricking shit at it. i was never doing any of this efficient grinding stuff, never made much money or anything like that, so everything was much more significant to me. I remember it was a fricking huge deal for me when i got an adament battle axe and i sure got my monies worth out of that thing, i tell you. and getting an adament and even mithril piece of armour was significant

          now that im older i can make practically more gold in a day than i did throughout my entire childhood and i blow through the levels so fast i dont really get to appreciate anything the way U used to and it seems virtually impossible to replicate that experience

          this was also pre-GE so i think that made a huge difference too. one thing i remember from the pre-ge days was that stores were actually useful. now it seems like theres no point in 90% of the shit in game since the GE does it all. i remember people usedto crowd into the general stores and the inventory would be full and you would just hang out there and you never knew what was going to pop up

          UIM if you are a masochist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wasted my teenage years for this?
      Yes, you did

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So glad I quit that game

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to be a great wizard in runescape, so any money I made mining went into runes or a new staff or robes. I leveled up melee stats through quests until realizing I needed atk to use staves. I started the game with a group of friends from school and one was an archer, the rest were warriors. They didn't appreciate my wizardly ways and would always rib me for it so I challenged them to a fight in the wildy, me vs all of them. I had just got ancient magic and I froze them all up and sucked out their blood with the burst spell. After they were dealt with I dds spammed the archer down and that was that. I had won... but at what cost? I was disinvited from the lunch table and they never played runescape with me again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember thinking I could easily 1v1 some homosexual wizard in wildy and he instantly snared me then used that stupid iceblock spell that does frick loads of damage and prevents you from moving until I was dead. you can't even eat food between hand, he just kept casting until I was dead. I was so mad I stopped playing it for like a week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta pray mage to reduce the freeze by half, and you can eat while frozen. But yes, that's how my erstwhile friends were feeling too. Now that I'm older I can empathize with them and see the folly of my magely arrogance. A tale as old as time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you are forgiven mageanon. I can only hope the same will be done for my israeli scamming techniques. billions I made. and many party hats I attained, but what did it really give me? the only redeeming thing I did was cool drop parties for noobs

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua Tomar

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the actors I would cast are too old now

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the real endgame is chilling at w301 draynor village with maxed out gear

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the ROT military uniform. the strawberry one

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was picking and spinning flax for 8 hours a day at the weekend when I was 11 to save up for my rune armour

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could eat a lob at night

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you play this game you are a HOMOSEXUAL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      noooooooooo this can't be real, can it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh but it is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          frick man, I'm done. Literally everything from my childhood being ruined.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >find a guy saying he is doubling money
    >I pretend to be an 8 year old moron and ask if he can double a small amount first so I know it's real
    >"heheh sure kid"
    >give him 100k
    >he trades 200k back
    >I walk off

    Worked probably 60% of the time, if I went through a few servers and locations doing this after school I'd make between 600k and 1mil

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw falling for the "wtf if you type your password it changes to *********" scam at 9 years old
    At least my account was like level 14, and I barely had 2k. But that was about 40 schoolnights of progress for me

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing better than a nostalgia thread

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Corey Stoll

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe OSRS has been around for 11 years now

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pikey
      >notorious for cutting people's trees down
      actually perfect representation of all the bots that would run back and forth clearing forests so it was impossible to level woodcutting

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I played on and off from 04-13. I am not exaggerating when I say that I unironically love that game.

    I vividly remember the first walk from lumby to varrock while "autumn voyage" played. THe definition of SOUL. I remember the first time i equipped full addy, full rune. I remember scamming in the West bank of Varrock with FREE GEM CUTTING and FREE ARMOR TRIMMING. I remember in the summer time playing in the morning when the servers reset and all the shop inventories went to full, I would world hop buying up all the death runes in the shop in Port Sarim, then go to world 1 and sell them for a profit. Remember my first dscimmy. I remember the fally riots when they banned wildy and getting banned for spamming "flash2: JAGEX MUNCH MY BUTTHOLE!" I remember being really happy when I discovered that the word "douche" was not censored by their language filter, so I could call people douches.Then eventually my first santa, green/blue/red h'ween, party hats. I remember giving away my santa to a random player when I quit after the fally riots (I came back a year later for another few years of playing but it was towards the end of my career).

    I love that fricking game. 07 ain't the same which is why I never bothered. No game ever made me feel that MAGIC and never will again.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i only started playing in 2008 or 2009. it's incredible how quickly the game went to shit around 2012-2013

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I quit runescape about 10 years ago after it was totally ruined. The last thing I did was buy enough gold to get 99 herblore because I always wanted that cape. Fun times

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hector would be a great pick if he wasn't so old now. Imagine runescape but with a vato cholo as the protagonist

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I met Zezima whilst waiting for the next pest control game. that's my claim other than shitty rsmvs to runescape fame. he was an cool guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember he walked through Falador once with like a hundred people following him and I joined in until he crossed a high level agility shortcut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's moronic but young teenage me felt like I'd ran into a celebrity. everyone waiting for pest control was spamming messages at him. I miss those days

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trading addy mace for gf

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be 12 years old
    >try runescape since everyone in the school computer lab is playing it
    >make character and hop into world
    >walk into wooded area
    >suddenly some lumberjack looking frick approaches me
    >might have been an NPC idk
    >he starts spamming "shit on me dick or blood on me knife!" and "stand and deliver!"
    >try to run
    >he kills me and steals my shit
    nice game kojima

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