Why is he universally liked? >get to go backstage like a groupy to see him >chat with him >sit for a photo >he grabs my hair with his massive llier hand pretending he is pulling me for the photo >actually feel force on my scalp >at least he didn't frick me like a groupy
I will remember this. I wish I could get the photo now to post.
Did he slap your ass afterward?
Sounds like he was a massive autist, much like I envisioned, teebeeaytch.
People like Steele cause he was tall and hot in the face, much like you did before he spilt his spaghetti during your photo-op and ruined your mental ideal of him.
I can believe he doesn't smoke and that he doesn't eat hotdogs but could he respect my intelligence when he says he doesn't eat his own cum? Who does he think he's fooling?
>husbando posting >not even Cinemaphile related husbando at that
What the frick would a film with him be about? There's no interesting story to be told about this prima donna
Black against white
yellow versus red
the fighting won't stop
until we're all dead
Burning, looting, riots destroy the masses
Nightfall, brings death, city reduced to ashes
Don't call me your brother
'cause I ain't your fricking brother
we fell from different c**ts
and your skins an ugly color
Race War
we're going to a race war
Hate War
we're going to a hate war
Bloodshed, rampage, torture is not subsiding
Chaos, bedlam, violent ethnic uprising
Moslems against Christians
and the Arabs versus israelites
the Catholic and Protestants
no one wins we all lose
Everybody's gonna die
Xenophobic tendencies
instilled in us at birth
are misabled racism
hostilities getting worse
accept the fact my distant cousin
we cannot live in peace
isolated environments
may just be the key
Human beings suspicious
soon fear grows to hate
we'll have each other by the throat
when forced to integrate
mothers watch their children die
at each other's hand
Cain and Able set the course
ethnocentric command
Race War
Hate War
He was gay. Also, women have sex with dogs. You're letting the homos, virgins and metal manlets conflate whatever 'attraction' women might have to this gargantuan rockeater with what you feel towards soft little qt's. It simply doesn't work that way height + grug face doesn't equal breasts & ass + pretty. And that's just a very simple deconstruction of the 'logic' being presented
James Franco
Why is he universally liked?
>get to go backstage like a groupy to see him
>chat with him
>sit for a photo
>he grabs my hair with his massive llier hand pretending he is pulling me for the photo
>actually feel force on my scalp
>at least he didn't frick me like a groupy
I will remember this. I wish I could get the photo now to post.
This is great.
Did he slap your ass afterward?
Sounds like he was a massive autist, much like I envisioned, teebeeaytch.
People like Steele cause he was tall and hot in the face, much like you did before he spilt his spaghetti during your photo-op and ruined your mental ideal of him.
>actually feel force on my scalp
Yeah, you have nerve endings there for that. What were you expecting?
How old are you? How many rockers have you groupied for?
Any fish lipped homosexual pumped with roids
Henry Cavil?
glenn danzig
/thread
kek cavillgays eternally BTFO'd
He’s 5’2, he doesn’t need roids to look huge
danzig is the migdet, peter steele is the 7ft titanic ubermensch.
homie you're thinking of Danzig, OP's pic is Steele
Elliot Page
Ray Stevenson
oh frick
I was gonna say that, taken way before his time.
Sam Sulek
Metalopocalypse
Me
nah me dude
Me as the guitar
>poses naked
>I- I th-thought it was f-f-for the l-ladies
Nephilim..not even once
he was pretty moronic IRL, honestly he'd have fit in with the autistic Cinemaphile crowd
*Picture of his butthole on album cover*
>guys it was a joke
>a wicked burn
>reasons y'know
HEY SOUNDMAN WAKE UP STUPID
metalheads were basically proto-Cinemaphile users
it's the exact same personality type that makes up our core demographics (autistic incels)
>(autistic incels)
That is plebbit though and they hate Metal since it's the last masculine music genre.
Glenn Danzig
this, the answer is and always will be Danzig
how? danzig is a frickin' midget
it would be funny like joe pesci in goodfellas playing a guy that's 6'4
That's the joke kek
he’s old and fat and looks like a frog now
I can believe he doesn't smoke and that he doesn't eat hotdogs but could he respect my intelligence when he says he doesn't eat his own cum? Who does he think he's fooling?
Danzig shouldve been Wolverine
>I definitely don't eat my cown cum!!!
sounds like something someone who eats his own cum would say
Isn't this illegal to say? Has the police visited him to ask about the ultimate price?
I always get those two mixed up. For more than 20 years my brain simply refuses to differentiate them. I usually even forget there's two of them.
Danzig is like 5'2 and Peter was around 6'8, wouldn't work
>1.6m
>5'2
warwick davis
>first reply wasn't Tommy Wiseau
This board is dead
Greetings vatnik
The guy who played the crow?
Alan Ritchson, the guy from Reacher
i would not drink mojitos with you
There can be only one!
Me obviously
tommy wiseau if he chad
that guy who plays Reacher
JUST TAKE THAT RAZOR BLADE
CUT YOUR WRIST DOWN TO THE BONE
AND DIE LAUGHING
ed skrein is the obvious and correct choice.
Remember how he dropped out of GoT because he thought he was gonna be the next Jason Statham? lol
actually good choice
ILL DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE YOU CUM
>husbando posting
>not even Cinemaphile related husbando at that
What the frick would a film with him be about? There's no interesting story to be told about this prima donna
>that time Peter Steele appeared on Jerry Springer
Black against white
yellow versus red
the fighting won't stop
until we're all dead
Burning, looting, riots destroy the masses
Nightfall, brings death, city reduced to ashes
Don't call me your brother
'cause I ain't your fricking brother
we fell from different c**ts
and your skins an ugly color
Race War
we're going to a race war
Hate War
we're going to a hate war
Bloodshed, rampage, torture is not subsiding
Chaos, bedlam, violent ethnic uprising
Moslems against Christians
and the Arabs versus israelites
the Catholic and Protestants
no one wins we all lose
Everybody's gonna die
Xenophobic tendencies
instilled in us at birth
are misabled racism
hostilities getting worse
accept the fact my distant cousin
we cannot live in peace
isolated environments
may just be the key
Human beings suspicious
soon fear grows to hate
we'll have each other by the throat
when forced to integrate
mothers watch their children die
at each other's hand
Cain and Able set the course
ethnocentric command
Race War
Hate War
>could have all the goth pussy in the world he ever wanted
>was "depressed" apparently
how?
They reversed bullied him at school for being big. He was the elephant with the tiny chain holding him prisoner.
He was gay. Also, women have sex with dogs. You're letting the homos, virgins and metal manlets conflate whatever 'attraction' women might have to this gargantuan rockeater with what you feel towards soft little qt's. It simply doesn't work that way height + grug face doesn't equal breasts & ass + pretty. And that's just a very simple deconstruction of the 'logic' being presented
Some homosexualy steroid wimp who brushes his hair for an hour every day.
Type O negative blows
if you watch interviews and behind the scene footage is crazy how naive and innocent they all were pre 911. more like giant children.
Peter Steele on Ricki Lake show
What's the word when something is technically heterosexual but incredibly gay at the same time?
homosexual
homiesexual
European
post his nudes
Uh UH GLEN DANZIG!
I'd love to see a reboot of Pretty Woman with Ellen Page in the male role and that guy in full drag as the woman.
that Whang guy on YouTube