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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abe Hiroshi.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baki is so fricking ridiculous and all the pseudo science is played straight. It’s an unintentional comedy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s an unintentional comedy
      I'm pretty sure shit like this has to be intentional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No clue what you're talking about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lost count of the amount of times I've been stuck in this situation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't forget to mention that the guy in the tetrahedron is Che Guevara

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        W-what happened next?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you they all look like troons?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You wanna try that again, but this time in English?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lost count of the amount of times I've been stuck in this situation.

        makes perfect sense in context and i havent even read the manga
        Their triple-honed teamwork fighting style enables them to put you in a mental prison, zoning you from all angles. Che's fighting style is using piss wisely as a always-available pressurized water attack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's childish and awesome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why it's kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does the author hate america? i remember my friend ranting about some dude single handedly obliterating thousands of US soldiers with martial arts during WW2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't think so, just goofs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The author is a JSDF and he portraits Yukio Hatoyama positively, big chance he hates the mutts or can't stand american occupation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh israelites
            Frick off leave.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one mentioned the israelites, way to out yourself schlomo.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Japanese Self Defense Force has nothing to do with israelites, nimrod

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          America has the strongest military and government so kicking their ass is the ultimate sign of strength. The series respects Ali a lot, most likely because rejected the war in Vietnam. There’s multiple chapters of Yujiro destroying American soldiers in Vietnam, rapes a white woman, leaves her and his son

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will now watch this series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh you’ll love it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They talked about how great Ali was but all said and done I wanna say they did Ali dirty. Not really, but Ali Jr. who was supposed to be way better and stronger than real Ali was a fricking sissy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was Vietnam but yeah Yujiro Hanma literally rules the world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            does the author hate america? i remember my friend ranting about some dude single handedly obliterating thousands of US soldiers with martial arts during WW2.

            Could have been Yuichiro, that was WW2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Could have been Yuichiro, that was WW2

            When will modern military technology finally catch up to the power of Japanese Martial Arts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man I remember when Obama also appeared in Air Gear, switched bodies with a girl and got sidelined for the rest of the story. 00s manga was so wild, so many wild stuff, I miss stuff like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a dark romance as well as a comedy. All this shit about Yujirou and Baki’s mom is straight out of womens novels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it didn’t take itself seriously it would be shitty and reddit, I’m tired of insincere cinema

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just dont get it
        It’s fun with a pencil, you take a blank piece of paper and do the most you can with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here comes the college liberal millennial that can't enjoy anything sincerely anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baki feels more like Warhammer show than the actual Warhammer shows.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks super fricking gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know the show gets a lot of hate from you gays but you never seem to talk about the dumbest show ever put on Netflix records of Ragnarok I tried watching like two episodes of that shit and I wanted to break my fricking TV they literally set up a fight tell you the name of a move there about to use and then stop the fight to explain the origins of the name of the move by the end of the episode they never fricking do the move I hate that God damn show so fricking much never made it should be shot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah that show fricking sucks. Oh my god frick Records of Ragnarok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me and some friends would get high and bet on who would win the fights in the next episode
        i made a killing off jack the ripper vs hercules I knew they were going to pull some bullshit
        kengan clears >>>>

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kengan is drawn by a troony.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all anime is pro trannny

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and all trannies are pro anime.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I was forced to watch 1/2 of the first season of Record of Ragnarok, I literally thought it was a joke series.
        Its like anti-art. A fat frick card-carrying "ideas guy" could string together a better narrative than those clowns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dumbest show ever put on Netflix
        >Netflix
        you get what you fricking deserve homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no matter how ridiculous a baki scene may seem, there is always a hint of truth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unintentional
      Uhh, what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hyper-autistic and funny as frick. I like it ironically

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elliot page

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the rock with a wig

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm weirdly fascinated by this show. It's about as homo-erotic as you can get. And also ridiculous and kinda badass at times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's about as homo-erotic as you can get.

      you ain't seen nothin yet

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure if it's every shonen anime but Baki is one of the most moronic show I've ever watched.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The artstyle for Baki is so fricking revolting. I don't know how people don't fricking throw up looking at these people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They grow on you.
      You start to watch and fricking HATE baki's nose, but then after a while you start to see how 1mm of line this way or that way gives a completely different face and baki style expressions is a good payoff for the artstyle
      There's no other anime style that outputs so much "perplex" faces so effectively, and you realize that is because of the artstyle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fiiltered

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baki is basically Jojo but without the stands or hamon.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The creator's daughter is an autistic furgay NEET who made Beastars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude went as far as giving her favourite character a massive win as the end of the last series and now the new Baki manga is all about him JUST so she stops being a neet and gives him grandkids already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She got married recently.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought she was a dyke.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >JUST so she stops being a neet and gives him grandkids already
        Poor guy. He's in for a rude awakening.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yujiro - Dwayne Johnson
    Baki - Zac Effron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dwayne has the body but not the personality. You need someone unhinged.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To cast someone like this you just need to find an absolute nobody who looks just like him. Interview thousands of people til you find the right guy. Frick their acting ability, just get a good vocal coach to instruct them how to say everything just right. picrel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How about the cosplayer from the webms in this thread?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Id settle for him. How tall is that guy tho? If he was like 6’6” then id be like hell yeah.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I sit and dress exactly like that. Also, in hindsight, the RE movies weren't so bad.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when the author took a hiatus from Baki in order to make is passion project about a military guy who suffers from the affliction of cumming while peeing

    Baki could be played by some manlet but Yujiro can only be played by CGI like they did Thanos

    Directed by James Gunn and let him unleash and get as homosexual as he always wanted

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First run of Baki was legitimately great. The sequel series are more about the fights and Itagaki showing off with his art. It probably should’ve stopped at Son of Ogre

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked Musashi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Musashi was my favorite part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just remembered dropping it after Baki went up against Yujiro, only for them to have a date and then some gay sex while force spirit grandpa watched.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not possible. No one has his build or physique, where they HAVE to be accurate.

    Oliva's build is even more impossible with only 5% body fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only 5% body fat
      >that’s right
      >and I eat over 100,000 calories a day
      >I’m constant holding my muscles in
      >keeping them at bay
      >I can’t let up, even for a moment
      lmao

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay sex, America
    >Angrychud

    >Gay sex, Japan
    >Happychud

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of my favorite moronic moments was in the first series and the 2001 anime skipped it.
    >Baki is fighting Motobe's disciple next
    >they hype him up for like 5 chapters in a row, making him do different feats
    >he gets beaten up offscreen by Baki's actual next opponent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too similar to Ali's kid plot, it's 5 episodes of him training and trolling and then he gets trashed by jack

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only time western fighters win is when they’re up against other non Japs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about such childish things
      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the homie on the right used to be a White House chef btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think he was a Marine and has a PhD in chemistry? A chef in The White House probably needs to be good at everything, just in case the riff raff tries to storm it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the homie on the right used to be a White House chef btw

        based Black person if I ever seen one

        >muh israelites
        Frick off leave.

        nice bait homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BASTE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy kino, except are my eyes deceiving me or are these guys manlets?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy mother of cinema...

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even though Baki is ridiculous it actually does show a love for martial arts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And biting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Author definitely has a mouth fetish

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baki is more pro Asia than anti America or anti west. It’s about seeking strength through eastern martial arts, of course the Japanese author will wank it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baki is loved by everyone with a heart.

      >muh israelites
      Frick off leave.

      Japan Self Defense Force, you israeliteru.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s about seeking strength through eastern martial arts
      The strongest characters in the series are the ones that either have their own style or just brute force. There's even an entire arc with sumo wrestlers being btfo.
      Asian martial arts are a core part of Baki of course, because 1) it's a japanese series from a japanese dude, 2) nearly all martial arts are asian
      It never felt like Itagaki was deliberately trying to push east good west bad

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that 19yo kid i was telling you about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this was your average 15 year old in 1998
      what happened?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for bara enjoyers

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ha! Wow!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baki is the only shonen I’ve seen with no big fujo fanbase. Must be the freaky muscular physiques

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Off the top of my head, I've never heard of DBZ fujos. At least they made a show about a Baki fujo.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the series lost me when I heard Baki's gf went out on dates with a Black person
    not into NTR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes his girlfriend as a character and the sequence with the Black person going back to the diner more beat up every day was hilarious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but oddly enough he was the cuck in this situation getting emasculated by Baki

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter
        his prostitute gf still went out with the Black person

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aaron Taylor-Johnson should play Baki. For Yujiro, either Stallone or Lundgren.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baki is ridiculous trash made by a butthurt ultranationalist Jap still seething about WWII.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Picked the frick up.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Baki
    >HxH
    Naruto
    These 3 series take the "explain your attack" trope to the max

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun in Baki because the explanations themselves are ridiculous, unlike HxH where it's the author seriously coming up with a complex fictional system. Also, it's delivered in fun ways like the cutaway interviews rather than the characters unnaturally stopping to do their enemy a favor and explain their moves,

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >man wants to be the strongest in the world even though it’s an unattainable dream
    Why is such a simple concept always so kino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Baki just wants to be able to defeat his dad, it just so happens Yujiro is the most powerful being on Earth.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Massive shoulders, back and thighs with a Barbie-thin waist
    Have a rail-thin woman take huge amounts of roids and test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the ultimate male played by a woman

      frick off moron

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who can sit through the baki anime are legit brain damaged and have below 100 iq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if i am not really sitting, but bouncing on my gf's wiener instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. filtered midwit

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this real Cinemaphile kino
    manga or anime
    if both which first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manga.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read it first, since it’s less time consuming to binge. The art in Baki is detailed and unique as well, the animation can look a bit stiff in the 90s and s1 of the Netflix anime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy the anime as a one-time way to relive the story, but it's pretty low budget. A big part of the manga's appeal is the grotesque art and the anime is a huge downgrade without offering much for it.

      If you read the manga, keep in mind there some shittily translated sections even blatantly made up. If you watch the anime, keep in mind the one on Netflix starts from the second series and you should watch Grappler Baki (2001) first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anime. Half the enjoyment comes from the filthy music that plays whenever something cool is going on. However the first two seasons are old like from the ‘90s and season 3+ was made in like 2020 by a new studio. All kino though but you gotta start with the real S1. The “season 1” streaming is really season 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the NETFLIX adapted first season, the Death Roll Inmates arc, subbed of course or you are queer. You can go back and read the manga or watch the old/newer seasons at your leisure.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, then remove the humor, likable characters and imaginative fight scenes and replace everyone with arrogant buttholes and predictable fights.
    That's Baki in a nutshell and I massively regret watching this shit for God knows how many episodes.
    Watch this scene

    Yujiro, a massive butthole who's established as hating weakness, has an OoC moment where he praises Ali for fighting for the weak.
    The show is also filled with plenty of anti-white propaganda.
    Don't waste your time with this dreck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jojo is boring and Reddit, you sound like a gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every white fighter wins because they were cheating.
        The show is profoundly antiwhite and the author has a massive chip in his shoulder, writing that Asian martial artists beat Roman wrestler or some shit.
        Very cringe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cartoon you braindead schizo, stfu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jojo fights have been boring after part 3. Baki's fights are equally as ridiculous but still fun to watch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point was never about le epic subversive 200 IQ fights.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Further proof that Jojogays are morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, a Japanese writer bigging up his own people and actually displaying in-group loyalty. I know that must be incomprehensible for a whitoid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he should be bigging up people of color instead. its like he thinks his shitty little island matters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he should be bigging up people of color instead. its like he thinks his shitty little island matters

        >bigging up
        this site really has become a pajeet wasteland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he praises Ali for fighting for the weak.
      lmao like that homosexual was some kind of superhero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, then remove the humor, likable characters and imaginative fight scenes and replace everyone with arrogant buttholes and predictable fights.
      Oh please, fights in Jojo boil down to whatever scientific fact Araki found on Google that day he was writing. There's no logic, powers change every fight, and Araki fully exposed himself with part 8.
      >Yujiro, a massive butthole who's established as hating weakness, has an OoC moment where he praises Ali for fighting for the weak.
      Yujiro acknowledges those who are strong enough to oppose governments like himself. Ali risked everything to oppose the draft.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT watch the Netflix adaption.
    It's incredibly anti-white and anti-American.
    The two main white characters, Dorian and Sikorsky, are portrayed as cheaters who only win by using cheap tactics.
    By contrast Jojo's is actually respectful of other nationalities, with characters like Avdol, Joseph and Polnareff being portrayed sympathetically and worthy of consideration as the Japanese characters.
    There's no reason to watch this show, it looks gross, it's predictable and the author has a massive inferiority complex that just oozes in almost every episode.
    Watch Kengan or Jojo's which are on the same platform, don't waste your time with this dreck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Jack not white?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be doppo
    >adopted son is a troublesome kid
    >adopted some grows up to be a great fighter
    >super proud of him
    >the crowd cheers him on like a hero
    >but he technically lost to the roided up caveman, so let it kill him
    what did doppo mean by this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not white, why should I care?
      Also, you're conveniently leaving out Doyle, who goes through a redemption and gets betrayed by a treacherous jap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        DO NOT watch the Netflix adaption.
        It's incredibly anti-white and anti-American.
        The two main white characters, Dorian and Sikorsky, are portrayed as cheaters who only win by using cheap tactics.
        By contrast Jojo's is actually respectful of other nationalities, with characters like Avdol, Joseph and Polnareff being portrayed sympathetically and worthy of consideration as the Japanese characters.
        There's no reason to watch this show, it looks gross, it's predictable and the author has a massive inferiority complex that just oozes in almost every episode.
        Watch Kengan or Jojo's which are on the same platform, don't waste your time with this dreck.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jared leto

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime thread
    dilate then join the 42%

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